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Consoles Owned: PS2, Game Cube, PS3, Computer, A busted DS
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Date Signed Up:1/12/2012
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I am a Stickfigure, and while i am not against posting my own nudity, i doubt highly that you want to see stick figure sex, not much to show...

I search and deliver what i find to be either interesting or particularly erotic shit

Frankly - You see this name, you think dirty.

latest user's comments

#7 - Won't try to ******** you in saying I do the same…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Virgin 0
#8 - hotsand (08/14/2014) [-]
I need to direct porn, honestly. I would make the most immaculate shit with NATURAL looking women with BELIEVABLE and ROMANTIC settings.

and there would never be a shot of a dude's face right before he cums.
User avatar #9 - franklyimaperson (08/14/2014) [-]
It is weird how they normally focus on the man thrusting and his face, when the reason we are yanking it is to the woman the camera isn't showing

Never understood that
#10 - hotsand (08/14/2014) [-]
And the guy makes any noise whatsoever. I have a fucking list of bullet points.
#4 - I go through the same fetishes every day #NoRegrets  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Virgin +2
User avatar #42 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (08/15/2014) [-]
No ragrets
#5 - hotsand (08/14/2014) [-]
At least I'm not one of those fags with the most normal of tastes where they jack off to small white women who look like sluts.

I'm the only one who sticks to a category AND cums when the guy comes, not "whenever the best scene is on."

God people have such shit pleb taste
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2014) [-]
You're being a porn hipster. Don't be a porn hipster.
User avatar #7 - franklyimaperson (08/14/2014) [-]
Won't try to bullshit you in saying I do the same, I normally hop around various videos under a certain larger category and its various sub catagories until I find a video that seems nice enough

I find myself landing on some Amateur shit or some strip tease or something that is basically just a step above Amateur shit in that it seems like they have done the sort of thing before, I don't usually wack it to the videos where the actress is obviously done up... its probably the same reason fake tits are a huge turn off for me
#8 - hotsand (08/14/2014) [-]
I need to direct porn, honestly. I would make the most immaculate shit with NATURAL looking women with BELIEVABLE and ROMANTIC settings.

and there would never be a shot of a dude's face right before he cums.
User avatar #9 - franklyimaperson (08/14/2014) [-]
It is weird how they normally focus on the man thrusting and his face, when the reason we are yanking it is to the woman the camera isn't showing

Never understood that
#10 - hotsand (08/14/2014) [-]
And the guy makes any noise whatsoever. I have a fucking list of bullet points.
#4 - That way for Potassium? Count me in 08/09/2014 on Mr. Mackey 0
#11 - Well, he does help you defeat the Centipede Demon, The Gargoyl…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on LOTR: Just Logical People 0
User avatar #14 - rheago (08/07/2014) [-]
Don't forget smough and ornstein
#67 - Or perhaps a final solution... 08/06/2014 on single solution 0
#136 - My god it's like watching two people who can teleport and know… 08/04/2014 on dat skill 0
#113 - I say it Ar-Kansas because of this video I me… 07/25/2014 on How to pronounce this? 0
#17 - But that guy would of been able to cut both, even with those s…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Red and Green. 0
User avatar #18 - thefates (07/24/2014) [-]
Exactly, he wouldn't have been able to do it faster than the electrical current. In any case, if you cut both you still set off the manual detonation but the other wire detaches the timer.
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2014) [-]
I HAVE A QUESTION! If one wire controls the timer surely it would activate some sort of electrical current to detonate the bomb upon the time running out. Surely if you just break the timer though then.... well... yeah... it'd have a hard time doing that. On the other hard if the manual detonation is also linked to the timer then cutting the timer wire will still have an affect in the sense of the timer not stopping. I'm not sure how they work exactly I don't think they even exist outside of movies it seems a silly idea
User avatar #91 - thefates (07/30/2014) [-]
This possibility exists outside of movies but it's highly unlikely and there's a huge chance it wouldn't end up hurting anyone.
#12 - So, amateur bomb technicians, I've always wondered this, say i…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Red and Green. +3
#81 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2014) [-]
You don't really cut wires. Or get that close to an IED. You try to detonate it safely (that is, when nobody is nearby) by setting off a smaller charge near/on it.
#74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2014) [-]
I leave for training as a Navy EOD in september, and from what i know about it, typically you wouldn't want to attempt to disarm rather than just blow it up with your own explosives unless it was in a public place or somewhere that it didnt need to detonate, then you would have a team carefully disarm the mechanism that triggers it to explode instead of necessarily "cutting the red wire." Just what i know, but i don't know much yet.
User avatar #68 - thelastamerican (07/25/2014) [-]
Here's the thing about IEDs. Every single one you ever see is wired differently. Most of them are fairly simple. One explosive, one timer, and one battery. But sometimes you end up with one explosive, one timer, one battery, and one other explosive, and battery that's wired into the first circuit. If the circuit is disrupted from the first circuit the second explosive detonates, witch also detonates the second explosive. It's bad for everyone. Sometimes both circuits are wired into the same explosive, sometimes they've got a switch that activates if the casing is tampered with.

The point I'm trying to make is this: There is no good way to defuse a bomb. The best possible scenario is when you can evacuate the aria, back up a couple hundred feet and shoot at it until it detonates. Most bombs with multiple redundant backups will blow up if you shoot at them, and most explosives will go off if you hit them with a bullet.
User avatar #27 - cinosameerf (07/24/2014) [-]
I think a lot of times they've shown that freezing the device with liquid nitrogen is really effective in at least disabling it temporarily until they can bring it to a safe place where there aren't people around and they can destroy it.
User avatar #70 - thelastamerican (07/25/2014) [-]
They do that to delay the detonation of the explosive. When super cooled, most explosives smoke for a couple of seconds before detonating, because they're too cold for the reaction to take place. As soon as the fire heats up the stuff though, all bets are off.
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
As an EOD, if it ever came down to essentially chance to disarm a bomb like this, I would just as soon take a Barrett and fire a .50 cal round into it from a good distance away, there are different approaches depending on the specifics. You could blow it up with some of your own explosives or use remote-controlled bot. Only time you disarm a bomb is in a public area where detonation is unacceptable.
User avatar #23 - bloodredspark (07/24/2014) [-]
This is what I've heard is the norm, for EOD teams, though I'm pretty sure it would be different for police bomb squads, although the final sentence makes note of that.
User avatar #16 - thefates (07/24/2014) [-]
Because one causes detonation, if you cut the wrong one the bomb will just instantly explode instead of having a timer, thus killing you. It would be impossible to cut both at the exact same time.
#87 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/30/2014) [-]
No one makes bombs like this.
Few electrical products use colour coded wires at the production stage, let alone this sort of thing. The point is to make the bomb as difficult to disarm as possible.
I can't imagine wanting to make a bomb, but if I did, the most complex trigger circuit I can think of would have a remotely programmed and triggered timer, at least two methods of immediate remote detonation, and anti-tampering methods. I would not bother with a disarm system. I would also surround the triggering circuit and detonators within the charge itself, and place photodiode sensors all over the internal workings. There would be three batteries; if any were disconnected, it would trigger the bomb. Likewise with the detonators.
Evacuation and remote controlled explosion are usually the best way to go. If a bomber really wanted to hurt people, they could hide secondary devices along evacuation routes, like the IRA did.
It's a good thing I'm a nice person, come to think of it.
User avatar #90 - thefates (07/30/2014) [-]
Refer to comment #77.
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
That would only happen with some seriously intricate wiring.
The ideal method here would be to yank the blasting caps out of the C4.
#77 - thefates (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm explaining a movie classic, not a practical event.
User avatar #38 - lifesavers (07/24/2014) [-]
If only bombs worked that way in real life.
User avatar #17 - franklyimaperson (07/24/2014) [-]
But that guy would of been able to cut both, even with those short ass pliers he got, just cross on over the other and clamp down, or by same time do you mean like speed of electrical current like simultaneously

But eitherway, this is why I should never be EOD
User avatar #18 - thefates (07/24/2014) [-]
Exactly, he wouldn't have been able to do it faster than the electrical current. In any case, if you cut both you still set off the manual detonation but the other wire detaches the timer.
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2014) [-]
I HAVE A QUESTION! If one wire controls the timer surely it would activate some sort of electrical current to detonate the bomb upon the time running out. Surely if you just break the timer though then.... well... yeah... it'd have a hard time doing that. On the other hard if the manual detonation is also linked to the timer then cutting the timer wire will still have an affect in the sense of the timer not stopping. I'm not sure how they work exactly I don't think they even exist outside of movies it seems a silly idea
User avatar #91 - thefates (07/30/2014) [-]
This possibility exists outside of movies but it's highly unlikely and there's a huge chance it wouldn't end up hurting anyone.
#19 - 'Bill's Butchers, you kill it we cook it'  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Very Witty Title -2
User avatar #20 - samoaspider (07/20/2014) [-]
or "Roadkill restaurant - you kill it, we grill it!
#1042 - daw, I love you guys too 07/20/2014 on FJ Friends 0
#714 - comicexplain, soundofwinter... aaaaaand that's about it  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on FJ Friends +2
#718 - soundofwinter (07/20/2014) [-]
<3 ily
#1042 - franklyimaperson (07/20/2014) [-]
daw, I love you guys too
#15 - 1. Stuff 2. Food 3. Somewhere 4. No Camera 07/19/2014 on Answer this 0
#78 - Dark Souls wasn't particularly hard for me, I'm only just now … 07/19/2014 on Firelink Shrine 0
#56 - Ah... Yoko Littner, if she were real than most of the internet… 07/14/2014 on Part Time 0
#52 - So, I keep bumping into Kill La Kill stuff (and porn, oh god t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Part Time 0
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2014) [-]
Actually the amount of KlK porn is rather low, considering the guys that made it (if you look at one of their previous big works you will understand what I mean).

The show had its shortcommings, but over all I liked it.
I cannot really say why I liked it as much as I do, I simply enjoyed it.
Well from 9gag I can say that you simly need to be the type for it, I mean the type that can see all the little things, as the show plays with things like growing up, finding one self, comming to terms with one self and a lot of other stuff.
The thing is those are not played out as directly as most people would have wanted it to be as seemingly semi subtle is not enough for them.
User avatar #56 - franklyimaperson (07/14/2014) [-]
Ah... Yoko Littner, if she were real than most of the internet would be convicted sex offenders (well until the timeskip)
#54 - giinthir (07/14/2014) [-]
Creator of Gurren Lagenn
It's hype as digestive end product
Music is really good
Characters are all interesting
and you can watch it all for free here: www.crunchyroll.com/kill-la-kill
#81 - Not wearing braces master race, and hi Include, haven't seen y…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on modern technology +1
User avatar #99 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm good, Just came back a while ago.
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2014) [-]
You don't usually see people in w
#268 - inb4 banned 07/06/2014 on i'll jerk off to this +1
#23 - ... How did this guy become an officer? There is a physical re… 07/05/2014 on Gabe Newell becomes a cop +1
#11 - First thing that came to mind 07/05/2014 on tweet tweet motherfucker 0
#25 - Perhaps I am just not that imaginative or creative or whatever…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Artist, know your limits! 0
#73 - pulluspardus (07/05/2014) [-]
That Ophelia painting you posted, always bring awkward memories.
Read below for awkward story

being an art hobbyist I was with this prostitute who was in a hotel and we were fucking, she's pretty hot and all but i wasn't really into it for some reason, always yearning for a real relationship, so I just looked behind her and saw a copy of that painting and then the conversation went on what that painting is about and I became like an art teacher.... to a prostitute ... who was riding my cock.

I told her about Ophelia and then went out about John William Waterhouse (my favorite painter) and Lady Of Shalott, and then told her about techniques that they use and all of that for about 2 hours during sex

After an hour after that I realized how freaking creepy I was.


#45 - Regardless of it being history's first true evidence of self i… 07/04/2014 on Tumblr 0
#64 - Heterosexual! HA! TAKE THA- oh wait... 07/02/2014 on Check your privilege anon 0
#105 - checkmate 07/01/2014 on Interesting Facts +2
#104 - Calling ******** on number one, pigs can look up,… 07/01/2014 on Interesting Facts +2
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#38 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 to #38 - franklyimaperson (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah baby, give me some of that bread lovin goodness
#19 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 to #19 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Interesting...
Interesting...

#24 to #22 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
So what brings you here, 3rd person to post on my profile?
So what brings you here, 3rd person to post on my profile?
#26 to #24 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
lol i dunno how i got here
lol i dunno how i got here
#27 to #26 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Meh, good enough reason as any, what do you feel like talking about   
   
(god dammit, found this gif after it would of been useful)
Meh, good enough reason as any, what do you feel like talking about

(god dammit, found this gif after it would of been useful)
#28 to #27 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
Let's talk about buttsecks.
Let's talk about buttsecks.
User avatar #30 to #28 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Hmmm... why not
#31 to #30 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
enlrg pls
#33 to #32 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
franklyimaperson plis
franklyimaperson plis
User avatar #1 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #2 to #1 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh herro, congratulations on being the second person to comment on my profile
User avatar #35 to #2 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
hahaha, so it's just curiousity eh
i see i see
User avatar #3 to #2 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i'm honored

how do you do on this fine day, sir franklyimaperson?
User avatar #4 to #3 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Decent enough, decided on a whim to go through some favorite games I haven't played in a while. worked out fantastic

yourself comrade?
User avatar #5 to #4 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
glad to hear
looks like you are able to find some joy for yourself, rejoice

as for myself, just wake up, nothing to tell so far


may i ask, what's your interest?
User avatar #6 to #5 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
You'll have to be more specific
User avatar #7 to #6 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
like hobbies, and what kind of subject/entertainment you are into
User avatar #8 to #7 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Computers (the actual maintenance of them as well as the funner aspects), Radio, nearly all forms of media (Music, Movies, TV, Podcast, Newspaper, etc), gathering information and learning, acting, others I am probably forgetting

Yourself?
User avatar #9 to #8 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i see,
so you are quite a computer wizard, yes?

as for me, my interest changing over tiem, so i can't quite sure about it
User avatar #10 to #9 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh no no, I ain't no wizard, I know wizards and enjoy their company and learning from them, but I am no where near skilled enough to be considered to be that level

Lets try something easy, sense they keep changing, what music do you like
User avatar #11 to #10 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i see.,.,

hm.,. music? i quite enjoy something classical
yourself?

User avatar #12 to #11 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
All forms of music;

Classic Rock, Grunge, Electro Swing, Jazz, Big Band, Tribal Rhythm, Classical, Easy Listening, New Wave, Early forms of Rap, R&B, Country, Blue Grass, and it goes on and on

About the only thing I refuse to listen to is modern rappers and most forms of Pop (there are some exceptions to this rule, but it is very few and far between)
User avatar #13 to #12 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i see, pop and rap music have many repetitive lyrics lately, it can't be helped

judging from channel you join up
i dare to guess, you are into katawa shoujo, yes?
User avatar #14 to #13 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
KS is, honestly, one of the greatest stories I have ever read, easily being the best Visual Novel I have ever read
User avatar #15 to #14 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
my my, do tell more about
as like your fav heroine and other things

kinda interested
#16 to #15 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh my favorite Route?

Honestly, with Hanako being a very very close second, Rin is my favorite

This is not fair, for a couple reasons, one being that I have only played 3 Routes, (Hanako's, Rin's, and the first half of Emi), Rin is my favorite because just how absolutely crushed I was when I got the Neutral/Bad ending, How much of a complete and utter failure I felt as I saw what I had caused through my actions

I probably would of been the same if I got Hanako's Bad ending first (which, I refuse to play for obvious reasons), and I am not far enough into Emi's to make judgement
User avatar #17 to #16 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i see

as for myself, i have quite affection toward lilly
User avatar #18 to #17 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
I have been meaning to play that one, seems very good, is it?

(side note, are you having to translate what I am saying? I want to make what I am doing easier for you)
User avatar #21 to #18 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
hahaha
so you realize english is not my first language eh
very considerate of you sir franklyimaperson

but fear not, even though i have trouble over grammar and spelling,
i can atleast understood what people saying

now i'm become more interested in you
#34 to #21 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Can't seem to comment anymore we need a new thread...

Anyway I can answer this at least, I got involved with KS when I saw this image
<--------

And one that referenced they were expecting to fap but only found depression, so I became determined to succeed where they failed
User avatar #23 to #21 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
*bow* Glad I can be seen as interesting ;D
#29 to #23 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
Surprise modafakas    
I'm also an expert on KS
Surprise modafakas
I'm also an expert on KS
User avatar #25 to #23 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
now now, we are straying away from to be said topic

how do you bumping up with ks?
like, why bothering to checkin it up at first
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