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#292 - I may have missed it (the text in some of those was blurry is … 05/24/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... 0
#290 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... -1
#291 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Congrats on proving me right moron.

'Shapely and voluptuous.'

If you think the woman in the first picture is 'voluptuous', you might need retina surgery. Not that she's not attractive, just 'voluptuous' is not one of her qualities. Just sayin'.
User avatar #295 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
You can't possibly be that stupid. Do you not know what "informal" means?

lmgtfy.com/?q=definition+of+informal

AKA it's what some people want it to mean rather than its true meaning.
#297 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
I kind of just want to call you a gigantic cunt because this could've been a discussion on the variations of definitions between societal standards but instead you're just 'I'VE NEVER HEARD SUCH BULLSHIT! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THIS STUPID!'

Let me just clear this up - I clearly have a different opinion to you in regards to the definition of the word 'curvy'. The end. Thrilling comment thread to be sure.

Shut your whiny mouth and move on.
User avatar #299 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
That comment was directed towards you calling me a hypocrite without any kind of basis just because you didn't like me saying people's opinions can differ, not towards the original discussion. You're the one that moved the conversation away from the initial topic. And even now you're resorting to personal insults because you've already lost.
#302 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Picture in content claiming woman is curvy is wrong.

You will not change my mind and you cannot disprove me.

Shut your gobby little cakehole and let me get back to my PS1 RPGs.
User avatar #305 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
Never from the start of this conversation did I ever try to change your mind, My whole point is that you can't change other people's minds either.

You can keep trying to tell me to stop, but I don't see how that's supposed to do anything.
#306 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
I accept that I can't change your mind. There. S'all good. Coexisting in harmony.

THE END.
#308 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
BUT I WANT TO HAVE THE LAST WORD THOUGH.
#309 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
NUH-UH
#288 - That is some of the worst ******** I've ever heard. You…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... -1
#294 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
"That is some of the worst bullshit I've ever heard!"

Well clearly this is your first ever day on the internet, how're you finding it?

Definitions are... definitive. You can't have different definitions for things. I can't argue that my definition of 'hamster' means grapefruit. Definitions aren't really up for debate in a great many instances and the woman in picture A is not curvy and nothing you say will ever change my mind so unless you have some Dragoon tips for me then acknowledge our difference of opinions and move on.
#296 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
Holly crap, you're actually telling me that your opinion is different from mine? WOW.

I've been saying from the stat that your opinion is yours, and not everyone else's. Never from the start of this damn conversation did I ever say that your definition was wrong (for you). I love how you're trying to turn it around, but you were pushing your opinions on others, and I've been saying that people have differing opinions. Congratulations for repeating my words in a different manner.
#298 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
"HEY HERE'S A PICTURE OF A SANDWICH. I THINK THIS IS WHAT 'CURVY' MEANS."

"Um, it's a nice sandwich, but you can hardly say it's the definition of-"

"THERE YOU GO AGAIN, PUSHING YOUR OPINIONS ON EVERYONE ELSE. OMG. SUCH HYPOCRISY. 'HOLLY' CRAP. PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS OK?"
User avatar #301 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
You're basically reinforcing my argument there.

YOU posted the picture of "sandwitch"

I said that your definition of it is different from other people.

YOU started calling me a hypocrite for saying that.
#303 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Except I posted a picture of a curvy woman, not a sandwich.

Sooooooooo you're wrong. Again.
#283 - How in the hell is the first one more wrong than the second? T…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... -1
#285 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Wait a sec - if you disagree with my perception of curvy then it's natural to guess that you have your own definition which differs from mine.

And if you have your own definition of curvy and are opposing mine in favour of your's then by your own logic your just as hypocritical as I am. Or something.

I mean Legend of Dragoon isn't like, difficult-tough, but I'm 70 hours in and I've only just reached Disc 4.
User avatar #288 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
That is some of the worst bullshit I've ever heard. You are telling OP that his definition of curvy is wrong. I'm telling you that your definition of curvy doesn't apply for everyone. So how in the hell am I being hypocritical?
#294 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
"That is some of the worst bullshit I've ever heard!"

Well clearly this is your first ever day on the internet, how're you finding it?

Definitions are... definitive. You can't have different definitions for things. I can't argue that my definition of 'hamster' means grapefruit. Definitions aren't really up for debate in a great many instances and the woman in picture A is not curvy and nothing you say will ever change my mind so unless you have some Dragoon tips for me then acknowledge our difference of opinions and move on.
#296 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
Holly crap, you're actually telling me that your opinion is different from mine? WOW.

I've been saying from the stat that your opinion is yours, and not everyone else's. Never from the start of this damn conversation did I ever say that your definition was wrong (for you). I love how you're trying to turn it around, but you were pushing your opinions on others, and I've been saying that people have differing opinions. Congratulations for repeating my words in a different manner.
#298 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
"HEY HERE'S A PICTURE OF A SANDWICH. I THINK THIS IS WHAT 'CURVY' MEANS."

"Um, it's a nice sandwich, but you can hardly say it's the definition of-"

"THERE YOU GO AGAIN, PUSHING YOUR OPINIONS ON EVERYONE ELSE. OMG. SUCH HYPOCRISY. 'HOLLY' CRAP. PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS OK?"
User avatar #301 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
You're basically reinforcing my argument there.

YOU posted the picture of "sandwitch"

I said that your definition of it is different from other people.

YOU started calling me a hypocrite for saying that.
#303 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Except I posted a picture of a curvy woman, not a sandwich.

Sooooooooo you're wrong. Again.
#279 - I never said it was correct, I was saying that you're hypocrit…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... -1
#282 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Curvy is subjective but some things are closer to the truth than others.

If I posted a picture of a tomato and said 'Now THESE are real curves!' then I would be very wrong. Insisting that the woman in the second picture I posted is the dictionary definition of curvy is also subjectively wrong. But saying that the first picture is curvy is very wrong.

Legend of Dragoon is tough.
User avatar #283 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
How in the hell is the first one more wrong than the second? They both have a kind of hourglass figure, except the 2nd one has a somewhat "heavier" build you could say. Just because she's bigger, doesn't mean that she's got more curves.
#285 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Wait a sec - if you disagree with my perception of curvy then it's natural to guess that you have your own definition which differs from mine.

And if you have your own definition of curvy and are opposing mine in favour of your's then by your own logic your just as hypocritical as I am. Or something.

I mean Legend of Dragoon isn't like, difficult-tough, but I'm 70 hours in and I've only just reached Disc 4.
User avatar #288 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
That is some of the worst bullshit I've ever heard. You are telling OP that his definition of curvy is wrong. I'm telling you that your definition of curvy doesn't apply for everyone. So how in the hell am I being hypocritical?
#294 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
"That is some of the worst bullshit I've ever heard!"

Well clearly this is your first ever day on the internet, how're you finding it?

Definitions are... definitive. You can't have different definitions for things. I can't argue that my definition of 'hamster' means grapefruit. Definitions aren't really up for debate in a great many instances and the woman in picture A is not curvy and nothing you say will ever change my mind so unless you have some Dragoon tips for me then acknowledge our difference of opinions and move on.
#296 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
Holly crap, you're actually telling me that your opinion is different from mine? WOW.

I've been saying from the stat that your opinion is yours, and not everyone else's. Never from the start of this damn conversation did I ever say that your definition was wrong (for you). I love how you're trying to turn it around, but you were pushing your opinions on others, and I've been saying that people have differing opinions. Congratulations for repeating my words in a different manner.
#298 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
"HEY HERE'S A PICTURE OF A SANDWICH. I THINK THIS IS WHAT 'CURVY' MEANS."

"Um, it's a nice sandwich, but you can hardly say it's the definition of-"

"THERE YOU GO AGAIN, PUSHING YOUR OPINIONS ON EVERYONE ELSE. OMG. SUCH HYPOCRISY. 'HOLLY' CRAP. PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS OK?"
User avatar #301 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
You're basically reinforcing my argument there.

YOU posted the picture of "sandwitch"

I said that your definition of it is different from other people.

YOU started calling me a hypocrite for saying that.
#303 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Except I posted a picture of a curvy woman, not a sandwich.

Sooooooooo you're wrong. Again.
#276 - That is how YOU define curvy, doesn't mean that everyone else …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... 0
#278 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
If defining 'curvy' is wrong then surely the original comparison is shit anyway for trying to do the exact same thing?
User avatar #279 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
I never said it was correct, I was saying that you're hypocritical for pushing your version against it.
#282 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Curvy is subjective but some things are closer to the truth than others.

If I posted a picture of a tomato and said 'Now THESE are real curves!' then I would be very wrong. Insisting that the woman in the second picture I posted is the dictionary definition of curvy is also subjectively wrong. But saying that the first picture is curvy is very wrong.

Legend of Dragoon is tough.
User avatar #283 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
How in the hell is the first one more wrong than the second? They both have a kind of hourglass figure, except the 2nd one has a somewhat "heavier" build you could say. Just because she's bigger, doesn't mean that she's got more curves.
#285 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Wait a sec - if you disagree with my perception of curvy then it's natural to guess that you have your own definition which differs from mine.

And if you have your own definition of curvy and are opposing mine in favour of your's then by your own logic your just as hypocritical as I am. Or something.

I mean Legend of Dragoon isn't like, difficult-tough, but I'm 70 hours in and I've only just reached Disc 4.
User avatar #288 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
That is some of the worst bullshit I've ever heard. You are telling OP that his definition of curvy is wrong. I'm telling you that your definition of curvy doesn't apply for everyone. So how in the hell am I being hypocritical?
#294 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
"That is some of the worst bullshit I've ever heard!"

Well clearly this is your first ever day on the internet, how're you finding it?

Definitions are... definitive. You can't have different definitions for things. I can't argue that my definition of 'hamster' means grapefruit. Definitions aren't really up for debate in a great many instances and the woman in picture A is not curvy and nothing you say will ever change my mind so unless you have some Dragoon tips for me then acknowledge our difference of opinions and move on.
#296 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
Holly crap, you're actually telling me that your opinion is different from mine? WOW.

I've been saying from the stat that your opinion is yours, and not everyone else's. Never from the start of this damn conversation did I ever say that your definition was wrong (for you). I love how you're trying to turn it around, but you were pushing your opinions on others, and I've been saying that people have differing opinions. Congratulations for repeating my words in a different manner.
#298 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
"HEY HERE'S A PICTURE OF A SANDWICH. I THINK THIS IS WHAT 'CURVY' MEANS."

"Um, it's a nice sandwich, but you can hardly say it's the definition of-"

"THERE YOU GO AGAIN, PUSHING YOUR OPINIONS ON EVERYONE ELSE. OMG. SUCH HYPOCRISY. 'HOLLY' CRAP. PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS OK?"
User avatar #301 - fpsnoob (05/24/2015) [-]
You're basically reinforcing my argument there.

YOU posted the picture of "sandwitch"

I said that your definition of it is different from other people.

YOU started calling me a hypocrite for saying that.
#303 - Keavy (05/24/2015) [-]
Except I posted a picture of a curvy woman, not a sandwich.

Sooooooooo you're wrong. Again.
#108 - Picture 05/17/2015 on Feminism vs. truth +2
#219 - I think we've got some strong contenders for the darwin award. 05/17/2015 on Boo hoo +1
#81 - Aren't plants alive as well though?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Fishy fish +2
User avatar #86 - vatra (05/17/2015) [-]
Shhhhhh I don't want to hear them start bitching about how we should eat rocks.
#129 - It is very very rare that a game delivers on the hype. The onl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Patrolling Venus and this... 0
User avatar #130 - sphincterface (05/16/2015) [-]
Yeah I don't get why people were hating on Bungie for what happened to Destiny. Bungie always wants to make their fans happy, they care more about quality games, and Activision just wants money. Plus there is the fact that Bungie was working on this game since around ODST came out.
#127 - It's an fps-rpg, so you decide whether or not it's worth the m… 05/16/2015 on Patrolling Venus and this... 0
#125 - I have ~600 hours on that game, and sure there's plenty of thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Patrolling Venus and this... 0
User avatar #128 - sphincterface (05/16/2015) [-]
That's my only beef with the game. I want to love it, I have fun playing it, but like I said it didn't live up to the hype. And like you said it doesn't deliver in some areas.
User avatar #129 - fpsnoob (05/16/2015) [-]
It is very very rare that a game delivers on the hype. The only game I can think of recently that did was GTA V. Considering we knew that activision was publishing destiny, it's not even that surprising that there were things cut for the sake of selling DLC. However Bungie has been delivering quite a bit on what the people want. I just wish they stopped the nerf parade.
User avatar #130 - sphincterface (05/16/2015) [-]
Yeah I don't get why people were hating on Bungie for what happened to Destiny. Bungie always wants to make their fans happy, they care more about quality games, and Activision just wants money. Plus there is the fact that Bungie was working on this game since around ODST came out.
#263 - I used to have a lot of respect for Sweden, oh how times have changed. 05/13/2015 on SWEDEN YES!!! -1
#1 - Well she kinda turned into a demon so I don't think she can be…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Got these vibes from a nun +11
User avatar #2 - assassindash (05/10/2015) [-]
She was a nun once, plus it's not like becoming a demon really changes who you are....

And you could almost feel the thirst looking at her face.
#16 - europe (05/11/2015) [-]
Becoming a demon does very much change who you are, even if you didn't voluntarily become one
User avatar #20 - assassindash (05/11/2015) [-]
Not in this show, Issei still lusts for boobs, but still has enough of a moral guideline to stop himself, the nun and the priest still tried to pray, really, I don't really see them becoming demons changing them that much, hell, even the angel girl hasn't change that much personality and thoughts and opinions wise.
User avatar #3 - landanthebananaman (05/10/2015) [-]
Almost? Sheis 100% thirst
#116 - Could you explain it to me please?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on Commercial Edits 0
User avatar #124 - defski (05/10/2015) [-]
He took the "father" cheerio away.
#70 - I can't hear your bitching over the cries for air support when… 05/08/2015 on Never be late 0
#58 - WTF is this ******** . I'm a white heterosexual male, an… 05/07/2015 on Triggered comp 0
#48 - The military is plagued with suicide... I used to know a guy t… 05/07/2015 on feels +2
#332 - Even if it happened to break the laws of physics, those laws a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Found on Fuckbook +1
User avatar #333 - stilch (05/06/2015) [-]
Yes you are right, however seeing as how nothing we have ever seen (or nothing that our greatest minds could conceive, for that matter) has ever succeeded in breaking the laws of physics. In fact, in all of our existence we have never seen anything implying the physics is a bendable law. It is better to assume that the laws of physics are universal instead of in our heads.
#190 - Not just bugs either... 05/05/2015 on They shouldn't have pets +2
#112 - As I said, every sci-fi fan's wet dream.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Found on Fuckbook 0
#143 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
>>#104

It's far more likely to be a mistake than a revolutionary breakthrough, sadly.
#99 - The EM drive is every sci-fi fan's wet dream.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Found on Fuckbook +3
User avatar #104 - zelivingzombie (05/05/2015) [-]
I first heard about it a few months ago when my friend told me about it and basically.
I started looking into it and basically if it works it's going to revolutionize pretty much everything about travel, making spaceflight incredibly easy and affordable especially.
User avatar #112 - fpsnoob (05/05/2015) [-]
As I said, every sci-fi fan's wet dream.
#143 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
>>#104

It's far more likely to be a mistake than a revolutionary breakthrough, sadly.
#90 - How the hell did he manage to get launched out of the armored karuma?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on ever had a bad day +1
User avatar #92 - scandalouszander (05/05/2015) [-]
my best guess? he angered a higher power. like the physics engine.
#30 - Picture 05/03/2015 on If only it was a rare pepe +9
#29 - Picture 05/03/2015 on If only it was a rare pepe +4

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User avatar #3 - baesdgod (02/10/2014) [-]
how are you?
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Hey, do people ever bug you about your fj points? Because if you're not doing anything with them, could you send them to me?
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