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Date Signed Up:12/09/2010
Last Login:12/15/2014
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Content Ranking:#11149
Comment Ranking:#5888
Highest Content Rank:#4221
Highest Comment Rank:#1207
Content Thumbs: 589 total,  648 ,  59
Comment Thumbs: 8417 total,  8943 ,  526
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 58 Content: Sammich eater → Level 59 Content: Sammich eater
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Times Content Favorited:74 times
Total Comments Made:1263
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#289 - Happy birthday bro, here's a chicken. Enjoy the cake.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2013 on Dead space cake +2
User avatar #296 - snakefire (02/04/2013) [-]
Thats one nice cock
#301 - fortes (02/04/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
User avatar #290 - snakefire (02/04/2013) [-]
Thanks.

the cake was good... I only got a piece because I got in a food fight with it
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Outa this world +32
User avatar #65 - nlogax (02/04/2013) [-]
Hey, that's really funny.
#339 - Comment deleted 02/03/2013 on zlamous is one stupid... 0
#212 - What about a feature strengthening the vibration feature on a … 02/03/2013 on Oh Hideo Kojima +4
#1540 - **fortes rolled a random comment #492693 posted by andyyy … 02/03/2013 on But I Don't Want To 0
#19 - Picture 02/03/2013 on Back in Junior School (p.2) +6
#27 - Katawa Shoujo anal jokes. 02/03/2013 on Title +7
#32 - This **** ain't funny at all. 02/03/2013 on Post-sex thoughts +11
#113 - I want to be a hentai historian then. 02/03/2013 on Most stupid professions +14
#275 - Sweet love to my personality. 02/03/2013 on Rebel Scum +3
#2524 - **fortes rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at MS… 02/03/2013 on Your New Girlfriend +1
#86 - MFW asking for virginity 02/03/2013 on Say yes dammit 0
#445 - Way to go OP, you could of prevented the religious arguments. 02/03/2013 on Deep atheist 2 +4
#67 - Look at this ***** 02/03/2013 on Disney is actually pretty... 0
#74 - Jackie probably called the phone and felt stupid afterwards. 02/03/2013 on Retards, Retards Everywhere +30
#164 - And the other guy didn't even bother raising some sort of defense. 02/01/2013 on FALCON PUNCH!! +1
#76 - Picture 02/01/2013 on some trick 0
#112 - Picture 01/31/2013 on Abnormally Large +1
#72 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on any culinary people will... +7
User avatar #73 - fapodap (01/31/2013) [-]
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#155 - >I got this in the mail today  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on so i blocked mini's emails... +1
#168 - someponynew (01/31/2013) [-]
#137 - Employee's Face When 01/31/2013 on lazy generation 0
#336 - ... In 5 years. 01/31/2013 on On my way to the top 0
#311 - Well... Good thing I saved the hentai that was being posted in time. 01/30/2013 on Gamestop 0
#307 - Don't think I have... yet.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Gamestop 0
User avatar #310 - mayormilkman (01/30/2013) [-]
"There are human moderators crawling the site. Any account that posts porn in the SFW (safe for work section) of the site or posts spam will get a lifetime ban. These are not reversible."
User avatar #311 - fortes (01/30/2013) [-]
Well... Good thing I saved the hentai that was being posted in time.
#294 - These comments...  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Gamestop +17
User avatar #295 - mayormilkman (01/30/2013) [-]
Have you seen the latest message from magical fairy princess?
User avatar #307 - fortes (01/30/2013) [-]
Don't think I have... yet.
User avatar #310 - mayormilkman (01/30/2013) [-]
"There are human moderators crawling the site. Any account that posts porn in the SFW (safe for work section) of the site or posts spam will get a lifetime ban. These are not reversible."
User avatar #311 - fortes (01/30/2013) [-]
Well... Good thing I saved the hentai that was being posted in time.
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User avatar #28 - yourmum (09/09/2014) [-]
HELLO
User avatar #29 to #28 - fortes (09/10/2014) [-]
Yo hows it going?
User avatar #30 to #29 - yourmum (09/10/2014) [-]
Good thanks! You?
User avatar #31 to #30 - fortes (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm doing great actually. Getting licensed for the forklifts at my job, seeing some pretty good gains at the gym brah. Overall, it's great. What about you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - yourmum (09/11/2014) [-]
Wooooooooooo, it all sounds very productive. I've just started college and I'm looking for a job so I'm doing fine.
#33 to #32 - fortes (09/11/2014) [-]
Best of luck to you, especially with those college classes. Glad to know things are taking a turn for the better.
Best of luck to you, especially with those college classes. Glad to know things are taking a turn for the better.
#34 to #33 - yourmum (09/12/2014) [-]
Why don't you come on the chat anymore?
Why don't you come on the chat anymore?
User avatar #35 to #34 - fortes (09/12/2014) [-]
Its like an urge, so far I haven't had the urge to pop up and say hi. I'm usually busy most of the day that I tend not to come around as often as I used to. Since today is friday, I usually pop up to see who's on. Hardly anybody except Rohan.
User avatar #36 to #35 - yourmum (09/14/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh okay. Well, come and stay next time you decide to see what's going on.
User avatar #37 to #36 - fortes (09/15/2014) [-]
Roger that, hopefully something interesting happens.
#15 - yourmum (06/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #15 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
A comment on this barren profile of mine.
A comment on this barren profile of mine.
#20 to #19 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
So we're posting gifs?
So we're posting gifs?
#22 to #21 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
Too tired from work.
Too tired from work.
#24 to #23 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
I don't wanna go to sleep yet... have to eat my last rice and tuna sandwich.
I don't wanna go to sleep yet... have to eat my last rice and tuna sandwich.
#25 to #24 - yourmum (06/29/2014) [-]
Enjoy it.
Enjoy it.
#26 to #25 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
I will enjoy it, thank you very much.

Don't you have to go to the store? Buy rice and tuna. It's healthy as **** .
#27 to #26 - yourmum (06/29/2014) [-]
I have rice, I have tuna.
#14 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 - elitefourkoga (12/27/2012) [-]
Do you still collect items?
User avatar #3 to #2 - fortes (12/27/2012) [-]
Ehhh.... sort of.
User avatar #4 to #3 - elitefourkoga (12/27/2012) [-]
Oh, well nevermind, i was just going to ask if i could trade/have some of the items of yours that i don't have.
User avatar #5 to #4 - fortes (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm alright with a trade, I'm not even sure what they'll be used for.
User avatar #6 to #5 - elitefourkoga (12/27/2012) [-]
Just for my unique count, i'm a no life.
#1 - CallMeCrisco (12/24/2010) [-]
A MGS and Pokemon fan...

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