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User avatar #404 - sbfiredragon (02/20/2015) [-]
You had me at trans-daffodil.
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User avatar #180 - thelastamerican (02/05/2015) [-]
Thank you for this. I'll be looking forward to it.

And you, if you ever visit Louisville Kentucky should look into the Fraser Arms Museum. It's an amazing collection of weapons from all time periods. It isn't free, but they also have demonstrations, so its totally worth it.
#149 - Yes good addition! I like to think of Christendom as one glori… 02/01/2015 on 50 false facts +1
#146 - Regarding 'Satan rules hell'. Very interesting topic. Nowhere …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2015 on 50 false facts 0
#178 - robotcomander (02/01/2015) [-]
The Parable of the Rich man and Lazarus
Luk 16:19 There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day:
Luk 16:20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
Luk 16:21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
Luk 16:22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
Luk 16:23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
Luk 16:24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
Luk 16:25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
Luk 16:26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
Luk 16:27 Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house:
Luk 16:28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
Luk 16:29 Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them.
Luk 16:30 And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.
Luk 16:31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

sounds like shit to me

and there are different words in greek that are all translated as hell in english but have different meanings. Such as
From G1 (as a negative particle) and G1492; properly unseen, that is, “Hades” or the place (state) of departed souls: - grave, hell.


Of Hebrew origin ([H1516] and [H2011]); valley of (the son of) Hinnom; gehenna (or Ge-Hinnom), a valley of Jerusalem, used (figuratively) as a name for the place (or state) of everlasting punishment: - hell.


From Τάρταρος Tartaros̄ (the deepest abyss of Hades); to incarcerate in eternal torment: - cast down to hell.
though this last one is only to describe the place for the devil and the angels that betrayed God

#179 - robotcomander (02/01/2015) [-]
and here i rest my case

Mat 25:31 When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
Mat 25:32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
Mat 25:33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
Mat 25:34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
Mat 25:35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
Mat 25:36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
Mat 25:37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
Mat 25:38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?
Mat 25:39 Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?
Mat 25:40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
Mat 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Mat 25:42 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:
Mat 25:43 I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.
Mat 25:44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
Mat 25:45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.
Mat 25:46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.
#147 - sytheris (02/01/2015) [-]
"Lake of Fire" implies it isn't particularly pleasant. The modern concepts and specifics were added later by theistic authors claiming divine inspiration and authors like Dante.
User avatar #149 - forgottenmyshorts (02/01/2015) [-]
Yes good addition! I like to think of Christendom as one glorious game of chinese whispers, as more time passes more pagan rituals are added into the mix, despite no biblical basis for them. It's like writing an academic paper on a topic and citing no references. Easter, Xmas, trinity, you name it. All partially adopted teachings. And the irony of it is, if 'christians' did some basic research on Wikipedia and read a few books they would understand the pagan origins of half the beliefs which have been tagged in as 'extras' after the bible.
#69 - Some of these people. I can't believe this is reality. They wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Fuck comps +10
#94 - yamiryushi (02/01/2015) [-]
You think that's bad? We nurses have it worse. There is a fundamental unspoken law of "if you are a nurse you're too retarded to be a doctor and couldn't get in" apparently by these morons. Nevermind we CHOSE to CARE instead of CURE. Nevermind the 4 years of studying, sleepless nights, cramming for exams, nope, we are RETARDED in their eyes. -.-
User avatar #127 - weinerdick (02/01/2015) [-]
You're a nurse?

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