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forceman

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: theforceman1
Consoles Owned: PS4, Xbox 360, Wii U, 3DS
Video Games Played: AC, Minecraft, AOTTG, CS:GO
X-box Gamertag: forceman30001
PSN: ForcemanCB
Interests: Butts, Food, More Butts
Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:6/30/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6370
Comment Ranking:#7183
Highest Content Rank:#1106
Highest Comment Rank:#3779
Content Thumbs: 8329 total,  9483 ,  1154
Comment Thumbs: 1942 total,  2288 ,  346
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 177 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 178 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:354745
Times Content Favorited:626 times
Total Comments Made:834
FJ Points:9322
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (4)
I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.

latest user's comments

#129 - I decided that you might like a little song. Sing Along. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on She's the real MVP (Female... +1
User avatar #130 - ButtonFly (05/31/2015) [-]
That was an absolutely lovely song and quite accurate, I did laugh.
Thank you very much.
User avatar #242 - forceman (06/01/2015) [-]
No prob it was fun writing it!
#20 - Nah I just like Star Wars. 05/29/2015 on when you see them 0
#19 - Picture 05/29/2015 on Play That Funky Music,... 0
#6 - I have 3 nephews. Two by my brother, one by my sister. The two… 05/29/2015 on School's Out +1
#32 - I always felt the reason I was nicer to them was because I wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Work Escapades Pt. 9... 0
User avatar #33 - sketchE (05/29/2015) [-]
good we need more people in the world trying to not be that asshole
#28 - Am I the only one that tries to be nicest to every single work…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Work Escapades Pt. 9... 0
User avatar #29 - sketchE (05/29/2015) [-]
it was after i started working in retail that i became a nicer customer. i knew the hell those people went through and someone nice every once in a while is just nice
User avatar #32 - forceman (05/29/2015) [-]
I always felt the reason I was nicer to them was because I would always see people on here talking about some asshole and I never wanted to be that asshole.
User avatar #33 - sketchE (05/29/2015) [-]
good we need more people in the world trying to not be that asshole
#2 - You make a good point Madman. 05/29/2015 on I would like to talk about... 0
#26 - One click. Not a lot of waiting. 60 FPS. You can download them…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on ballistic knife 0
#34 - Rascal (05/29/2015) [-]
No sound, Doesn't usually play all the way through, can't pop out into a new window ... At the very least people should link to the real video.
#9 - I feel the reason why a lot of none disabled people use the ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2015 on when you see them -3
User avatar #16 - thesunpraiser (05/29/2015) [-]
Is your name forceman because you try to force stupid ideas?
User avatar #20 - forceman (05/29/2015) [-]
Nah I just like Star Wars.
#10 - WHY MUST I BE A WHITE BOY TO PLAY FUNKY MUSIC? WHY CAN'T I BE …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Play That Funky Music,... +3
#17 - jumperzero (05/29/2015) [-]
what is the sauce on her again? I watched it once but I cant find it anymore, plox
#19 - Heat would just be a space heater. And Sink is probably just a… 05/29/2015 on Neat idea 0
#1189 - Patiently waits for Splatoon. 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? 0
#562 - What the **** did you just slip in my drink? FIND…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Prove you're not a bot or... +2
#565 - Magnamancer (05/28/2015) [-]
Wut
#17 - My school doesn't allow people to sell food but **** ev… 05/27/2015 on The little things.. 0
#11 - **** . Then the son didn't fake his death he made a time… 05/27/2015 on the circle of anger 0
#9 - It's a paradox. The son actually faked his death and made a ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on the circle of anger -2
User avatar #10 - shenro (05/27/2015) [-]
that was the boss who died at the end m8
User avatar #11 - forceman (05/27/2015) [-]
Shit. Then the son didn't fake his death he made a time machine after being fucked up to the cat so he could yell at his dad. And after the cat murders him the job is still done so the cycle repeats again.
#10 - It sucks that I figured out that I could make 15 bucks a day a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on The little things.. 0
#16 - shadowbndg (05/27/2015) [-]
I did that. Not just cookies though. Those mini bags of chips, candy bars, pie. Even the Health teacher bought stuff from me. It all ended the day I ran out of pie and sold my friends handfulls of whip-cream (for the pie) instead.


I don't know what I was expecting, but when I got back from getting my lunch the area was COVERED from the fight that ensued. New rule in school after that says no student or teacher can sell edibles on campus.
User avatar #17 - forceman (05/27/2015) [-]
My school doesn't allow people to sell food but shit everyone fucking sells buys and the teachers have a racket. You wanna sell something in the class you give a buck to the teach. You don't they bring in security and they take all your food.
#16 - Carl 05/27/2015 on Poor bastard +2
#149 - Waiting for 'ah **** I can't believe you done this' edition 05/26/2015 on How To Do The Leg Jump +2
#419 - The key out of FJ. There is no key. 05/25/2015 on What's in the chest? 0
#41 - Hey Admin when are we gonna have a movies board? Just wondering. 05/25/2015 on It's like free lube +1
#27 - Whole bunch of people were talking about it so I preordered it… 05/25/2015 on You're a meme now. 0
#80 - If I wanted a better Stomping Land I would wait for it never t… 05/25/2015 on Ark: Survival Evolved 0
#31 - Legend says he swiped left on them all... 05/24/2015 on Proposal +21
#8 - In the test footage they had he talked to the audience immedia… 05/23/2015 on Breaking the fourth wall +3

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User avatar #9 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question, i play items quite alot and was wondering if you have no use for them, can i have your points? it would help me out Very much!
#8 - leafonthewind (12/17/2014) [-]
for you
in these trying times
George is at peace now
User avatar #7 - hottamaleez (08/18/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #1 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Who are you, exactly?

I'm sorry, but I like to know where I stand with people before I add them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
Why do you have 9gag for life as your profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Meh, more or less to **** with people.
User avatar #4 to #3 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
I have never met a moar clever person but you don't go on 9gag rite
User avatar #5 to #4 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Nah, but I don't necessarily hate it. I just don't like the website setup.
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