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#33 - When you said he put roses in his buttonholes I read it as but…  [+] (1 reply) 07/14/2015 on Tales of Dale (Part 3) +2
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#38 - Silver Quantum (07/14/2015) [-]
was about to say the same
#92 - True. Except Diana's that one worked perfectly. She hallucinat…  [+] (1 reply) 06/24/2015 on How to stop batman +1
#93 - angelious (06/25/2015) [-]
which in itself needed a lot of pis. plus she was fighting normal humans. so most likely she would have turned one of them to mush and then noticed something was wrong if the sudden abundancy of cheetas didnt give that away...or the fact none of them actually wanted to fight her at the beginning

also. even more so: later on batman comics have always admitted that not even batmans plot shielding can justify him having a plan for diana
#25 - Does Batman realize Green Arrow can shoot with his feet?  [+] (12 replies) 06/24/2015 on How to stop batman +11
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#40 - angelious (06/24/2015) [-]
or that superman deals with kryptonite using opponents daily

or that martian is no longer weak to fire.

or that gl only needs to imagine what he is doing to do it. not see.

or that dianas plan is pretty fucking wonky in itself.

or that zatanna knows other magic than just backwards speaking

or that batman doesnt have access to phantom zone.

or that canary is a pretty badass even without her superpowers.

or that batman doesnt get distracted that easily...

honestly mostly these batman plans rely too much on plot shielding to work.
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#92 - forceman (06/24/2015) [-]
True. Except Diana's that one worked perfectly. She hallucinated that she was fighting Cheetah. And she would have kept fighting to exhaustion.
#93 - angelious (06/25/2015) [-]
which in itself needed a lot of pis. plus she was fighting normal humans. so most likely she would have turned one of them to mush and then noticed something was wrong if the sudden abundancy of cheetas didnt give that away...or the fact none of them actually wanted to fight her at the beginning

also. even more so: later on batman comics have always admitted that not even batmans plot shielding can justify him having a plan for diana
#82 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
or that crippling the flash isn't such an easy thing to do, I don't know which version is in Doom but he can practically stop time by going fast
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#83 - angelious (06/24/2015) [-]
also he heals as fast as superman. and he can actually run fast enough to go backwards in time breaks the time barrier.ofcourse this is quite dangerous thing to do as it messes up the time barrier pretty badly. should also be noted some incarnation of superman have been able to do this too via punching through time...but it is as dangerous as it is stupid as a plot device..

and i didnt comment on the flash one because even batman admits he has nothing on him other than "stop him from going fast"

which is just about as smart as his plan againts wonder woman.
#77 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
multiple forms of kryptonite makes dealing with superman feasible one even makes him gay

martian man hunter is still vulnerable to pain and having skin burned on air contact would incapacitate nearly any of the justice league particularly someone who also has a deeply in-bedded fear of fire

GL's willpower is mitigated weakening the lanterns ability to use the ring which makes his constructs weaker as well, also the more the feels like he is blind the more the ring will blind him drawing on its own power to do so and also weakening the ring

he even states it must be looked into while he develops a secondary means however if possible it would work. for example she chases him into a room as she walks into the room he throws smoke bombs, the smoke bombs have nanites in them that set up a direct link between her brain and the virtual reality, he would possibly use a god ww has fought before that way its more believable

Zatanna's magic is limited if she cant form a verbal connection to the channels of magic, which makes her much more manageable,

considering what the phantom zone is and batman's knowledge of inter dimensional travel thanks to the myriad of foes that use weapons that manipulate dimensional shifts its feasible

canary is manageable without her powers, which is exactly what these protocols are, a means for batman to take these super powered enemy's down to a level he can manage

again you have no clue what you're talking about, and innocents are constantly being used to lure him into traps and illusions of batmans parents distract him pretty well for a second or two till he can rationalize that they arent there.

some anti bat prick doesnt know what he's talking about. it doesnt rely on plot shielding at all, because these could all work. i'm not even a huge fan of batman and i think superman would destroy batman in a fight but the others arent as blatantly super-powered as superman and could be dealt with.
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#80 - angelious (06/24/2015) [-]
most forms of kryptonite has not been canon since silver age. and superman has feats of fighting an entire squad of superpowered beings all oozing different type of kryptonite while fighting a fifth dimensional imp attackign him at every point of time of his existence and another superman plus few other superpowered villains

martian is highly receptable to pain. and he has shown that being burned is mostly an inconvienience to him at this point.specially since he can just mold his nerveous system to not recognize pain.

thats bs. green lanterns ring is only based on the willpower of the user.only way it would weaken him if his willpower went down from being blinded. which considering the normal requirements for being a gl is not something that would slow them down specially hal

ww isnt stupid. this plan is still a failure no matter how you look at it

zatanna isnt limited to channeling magic through voice. her main trick is to use the backwards speak. but she also knows magic in other forms(studied alongside constantine) not to mention being an actual stage magician

batman isnt smart enough to conceive inter dimensional travel. not to mention it took the smartest scientist of a civilization that was 10 times smarter than anything humanity has to actually discover phantom zone and make the connection there.

fair enough.

batman isnt stupid. and if he ever goes rogue. it could mean that he goes more punisher like on his foes and may ignore civilian casualties for that.

some batwanker trying to talk shit. it relies heavily on plot shielding and just about none of these could work in the form they are presented. and superman isnt overpowered compared to the rest. from this list: flash and martian are both equals to him.

go read some comics you little rascal.
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#52 - thematthew (06/24/2015) [-]
but batman does have that, that's the only reason he has not gotten rekt by everyone yet.
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#48 - stupro (06/24/2015) [-]
Well, that is Batman's main power in JL.

I like Batman. And Superman. But separated. Together they make for some bad writing considering their powers.

It's cool to see them together, but it doesn't work in terms of fighting.
#50 - angelious (06/24/2015) [-]
it works with proper writer.

but yeah. most of the time when superman is teamed up with batman there is some shoddy writer onboard who just throws a kryptonite pebble at superman and he is suddenly down for the count giving batman the chance to actually do something.
#86 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
You know, there should be comic where Sups and batman team up. And superman is kicking ass and taking names. And batman is more or less in the background, doing random shit, and making random demands.

And shit keeps escalating, and superman keeps fighting tougher and tougher opponents, while batman keeps staying in the background, sometimes you have to actually search the page to even find him.

But then at the end, the villain reveals his plot, and its big, and superman can't do shit. ANd then batman steps out of the background "What would your daughter have to say about this" And the villain is fucking shocked. And then he keeps pressing. And the villain turns himself in.

"That was a big chance you took bruce."

"Not really, i jammed the doomsday device on that last stop to the batcave. "

Because batman had it all in hand the whole time. Because that is the kind of hero he is. He allready saved the day before they even showed up to the villains lair. He only wanted to give him a chance to redeem himself before being taken in.

ANd at the end.
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#87 - angelious (06/24/2015) [-]
so something alongside batman/superman apocalypse?
#69 - I would like to be taken off thank you very much.  [+] (1 reply) 06/21/2015 on Pointblankhits gun... 0
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#70 - pointblankhits (06/21/2015) [-]
Yeah grand
#18 - yes 06/18/2015 on Stamper +10