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|Date Signed Up:||9/05/2011|
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|Total Comments Made:||69|
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latest user's comments
|#4 - I dont seriously think its zombies. I posted this in the humor…||05/28/2012 on Zombies?!||0|
|#3 - Comment deleted||04/10/2012 on Yes, Mr. President.||0|
|#1 - **forcelightning rolled a random image posted in comment #30… [+] (1 new reply)||04/10/2012 on Yes, Mr. President.||0|
|#91 - What about "All my loving, or Across the universe, or Wh…||01/06/2012 on Ready to make history?||+2|
|#11 - Comment deleted||10/20/2011 on Pokemon Creations :D||0|
|#10 - lol...ok anon. I wont feed the troll :] Hate all you want and … [+] (8 new replies)||10/20/2011 on Pokemon Creations :D||0|
#14 - John Cena (10/20/2011) [-]
Not trolling, you witless airhead. I'm ttly srs bsns.
Oh, so you don't care what I think, huh?
That's why you're replying to me, right? Because it doesn't matter to you. That's why you have to respond with some limp attempt to scrape together the shards of your dignity. Pretend I'm jealous of your meagre skills with your coloured crayons.
So instead of addressing the issue at hand (That you totally suck and are pretty much terrible in every way), you just bandy off some internet retorts like 'u jelly' and consider the matter resolved. Ugh. I'm trying to help you, sweetheart. I'm giving you eyes with which to look upon yourself.
Because, you know what? I may be 'hatin'', but I don't hate you. I simply look down upon you. With a telescope. One that makes the Hubble satellite look like a pocket lens. I hang my head for the youth of the nation.
If I wasted my hatred on every miserable excuse-for-a-member-of-my-species that crawled out from under the internet. Then I'd simply have none left for the proper scumbags. Don't be so arrogant as to assume you're worthy of such strong emotions.
This crap doesn't actually affect my life, I choose to be here. This is my downtime. This is me lifting up rocks to look at vile insects. I don't hate those insects. Their place in the food chain serves me well, as does yours in the social one. But I still think they're unpleasant.
The bottom line is that I think you should stop being awful and uploading awful content, for everyone's sake.
P.S. Needs moar ellipses.
#13 - John Cena (10/20/2011) [-]
im a different anon and i agree with anon #1 fuck you you talentless piece off shit i could draw better with a pencil up my ass
#16 - John Cena (10/21/2011) [-]
That might have something to do with the fact you are not me.
I mean, seriously? You don't understand why some people dislike other people, or what? What is the point you're making? That I should only 'flame' people on pages with 1000+ views? That I should be more concise? I just don't unnerstand. We're probably not on the same wavelength here.
Oh, hah! I just notice you 'thumb-downed' my reply up there. I'm heartbroken. I'm sitting here biting my knuckle staring at that red number through flood of tears. My standing amongst my kin has become irreparably dashed upon the jagged rocks of differing opinions.
But maybe forcelightning will notice your gallantry and send you a trite sideways smiley-face emoticon so you can both feel validated.
#21 - John Cena (10/22/2011) [-]
So sad you have to over compensate your so called "intelligence" and hate on someone you dont know, Its sad you have to resort to these kind of things to make yourself feel better...to make yourself sleep well at night knowing that maybe your life wont be the most miserable today. Well...FUCK YOU...YOU aren't cool, you're a loser, you are a worthless piece of shit that everyone avoids, you are nothing, you are the dirt on the bottoms of my shoes. You have NO reason to be this way towards anyone...Your life may be so miserable...but who the FUCK are you, to say such horrible things to someone who only wanted people to see her talent? HM? Maybe if someone got a job and lived an actual life they wouldn't be such an ass...You go...get the fuck out of here...FJ doesn't need you, you and your retarded comments and stupidity...we have enough of you here...Be an actual, whatever gender your Richard Simmonsgot ass it, and move on with your pathetic life.
#22 - John Cena (10/22/2011) [-]
See, that's just as bad. You yourself are making assumptions, ones that you don't even have much basis for. None of that stuff is very accurate. I mean, really? Where are you getting that stuff from? You might as well have worked some sexual predator stuff in there for all the top-down archetyping you just dumped on me.
The only thing you got right is that I'm an ass to people. You think people don't deserved to be assed? That's pretty naive.
To be honest, fella, if you can't stand a little confrontation then you ought to just be more reserved. Try to spend more time interpreting people rather than going all strawman on them.
Your self-righteous tirade aimed at my supposed dissoluteness fell completely short, I'm inclined to give you another shot. Polish up your gleaming white armour, it's time for round two.
|#2 - I saw the Jigglypuff on google when I was looking for a good p…||10/20/2011 on Pokemon From Hell||0|
|#3 - congrats, you have now tasted the most delicious thing EVAR cr… [+] (1 new reply)||10/20/2011 on Victory||+1|
|#2 - o_O I am partially grossed out...but yes, was randomly funny.||10/20/2011 on Electric retard 4||0|
|#6 - :x sorry I couldn't think of anything creative to say...I'm no…||10/20/2011 on Pokemon Creations :D||0|
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