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footfetishist

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Date Signed Up:11/01/2012
Last Login:7/28/2015
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Content Ranking:#3224
Comment Ranking:#2800
Highest Content Rank:#3228
Highest Comment Rank:#2770
Content Thumbs: 343 total,  381 ,  38
Comment Thumbs: 1351 total,  1467 ,  116
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 30 Content: Peasant → Level 31 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 199 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:22089
Times Content Favorited:5 times
Total Comments Made:406
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    Uploaded: 05/19/15
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#88 - I usually just right click and copy url 07/24/2015 on Gotta go fast 0
#43 - He probably can't. He's nev er w rit ten anything before.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Writers advice to git gud -2
User avatar #138 - nevrit (07/24/2015) [-]
Oh my gosh, I read this last night and didn't get this until just now. Not bad friend
#436 - Death by african american gentlemen. 07/11/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
#433 - **footfetishist used "*roll picture*"** **footfetishist rol…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
User avatar #436 - footfetishist (07/11/2015) [-]
Death by african american gentlemen.
#42 - MFW Professor Jiggly This took me way too long. 07/11/2015 on THIS IS NOT A DRILL +14
#159 - Aww, that makes it so much less funny  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on Bad Luck Jalapenos 0
#160 - Alchemyst (07/11/2015) [-]
#155 - I've always thought about how pissed chili peppers must be bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Bad Luck Jalapenos 0
User avatar #158 - Alchemyst (07/11/2015) [-]
Actually, peppers are meant to be eaten; the spiciness just determines what eats it. Birds don't have the taste receptors for spicy foods, so they eat peppers just fine. It's only other animals that won't eat them. That way, the seeds get better dispersal, since birds move a lot farther before they crap out the seeds.
User avatar #159 - footfetishist (07/11/2015) [-]
Aww, that makes it so much less funny
#160 - Alchemyst (07/11/2015) [-]
#98 - What the **** is this lmao 07/10/2015 on I Must Be Good 0
#9 - Talk about vintage memes! 07/04/2015 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 0
#1633 - **footfetishist used "*roll picture*"** **footfetishist rol… 07/04/2015 on You must kiss this 0
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#72 - kaboomz (05/20/2015) [-]
dat username
#74 to #72 - reapermaster ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
so you have visited this place too
#76 to #75 - reapermaster ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#77 to #76 - kaboomz (06/24/2015) [-]
***** that faggot op lied to us
no fallout and stalker to anyone
in fact no gaems he promised to anyone
#78 to #77 - reapermaster ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
my dedline for his ******** is the start of july
i also bought ultimat valt hanter pak 2
#79 to #78 - kaboomz (06/24/2015) [-]
noiiice *****
also 7days to die alpha 12 gonna come out on the 4th
dis gon be gud
User avatar #73 to #72 - footfetishist (05/20/2015) [-]
What can I say?
I made it for ****
#70 - dawggz (05/20/2015) [-]
'sup
User avatar #71 to #70 - footfetishist (05/20/2015) [-]
Not much.
#67 - lehberga (05/20/2015) [-]
Hello.
#65 - atma (05/19/2015) [-]
I don't think there's a better possible gif to go with your username
User avatar #66 to #65 - footfetishist (05/19/2015) [-]
That's why I chose it
#63 - anon (05/18/2015) [-]
That's about it because it's dark here now. I could really use a foot rub though
User avatar #64 to #63 - footfetishist (05/18/2015) [-]
Yes please
#62 - anon (05/18/2015) [-]
#60 - anon (05/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - footfetishist (05/18/2015) [-]
I don't know who you are, but please continue <3
#52 - anon (05/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #56 to #52 - footfetishist (05/17/2015) [-]
Hey anon...
Not bad.
User avatar #50 to #49 - footfetishist (05/16/2015) [-]
Lmao thanks Josh.

You're the best bb <3
User avatar #53 to #51 - footfetishist (05/17/2015) [-]
Josh actually posting real feet? You're 1 for 3 now!
User avatar #54 to #53 - joshlol (05/17/2015) [-]
wut does 1 for 3 mean?
User avatar #55 to #54 - footfetishist (05/17/2015) [-]
Of the three feet pictures you've posted anywhere, 1 of them wasn't gross/weird.
User avatar #57 to #55 - joshlol (05/17/2015) [-]
three?
I can't remember the third
User avatar #58 to #57 - footfetishist (05/17/2015) [-]
It was on one of the **** boards like a year ago.
There were like 3 people who posted disgusting pictures and I think you were one.

Maybe I just associate disgusting things with you
User avatar #59 to #58 - joshlol (05/17/2015) [-]
oh, you have a better memory than me in that case
#47 - makomankanso (03/27/2015) [-]
Not the best, dunno how to take a good angle
User avatar #48 to #47 - footfetishist (04/23/2015) [-]
Woah, I didn't notice you had posted this. Yeah, it's kinda hard to take a decent angle unless you have a timer camera or something (although mirrors work really well). If you ever feel like taking more for some reason I'm eager to receive!

So far as I can tell, you have nice feet
User avatar #42 to #41 - footfetishist (01/07/2015) [-]
I do.
A lot.

I wonder what the average opinion will be.
#33 - themightymrplow (12/25/2014) [-]
Here, take a pic of my ex-gf's perfect ******* soles as your christmas present, friend.
User avatar #34 to #33 - footfetishist (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god I'm so jealous they're great.

I wish I had something to trade you.

Merry Christmas!
#35 to #34 - themightymrplow (12/25/2014) [-]
The foot fetishist is out of feet? The **** ?
User avatar #36 to #35 - footfetishist (12/25/2014) [-]
I just don't save very many pictures, that's all.

These feet are ******* beautiful OMG.
#37 to #36 - themightymrplow (12/25/2014) [-]
You should work on that, dude. Gotta live up to the name.

And yea, they're really perfect. She's the one that showed me I had a foot fetish, and used to ask me what color I wanted her to paint her nails. I love and hate looking at these pictures because her feet are the only reason I'd ever contact her again, but god damn they're almost worth it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - footfetishist (12/25/2014) [-]
I find pictures that were taken for me specifically a lot hotter and usually only save those.

What kind of stuff did you guys do?
#39 to #38 - themightymrplow (12/25/2014) [-]
Nothing physical, sadly. She was the only long distance girl I dated. Didn't work out. Huge cunt. God damn the feet, though.

And yea, personal pics are always nicer. In the meantime, I'm gonna help you gradually get a folder of feet. That name can't go to waste, bruh. Gotta deliver.
User avatar #40 to #39 - footfetishist (12/25/2014) [-]
Nah bro, my purpose with this name is to request feet pictures from any girl gracing **** with her presence.
I indirectly have feet pictures.
User avatar #31 to #30 - TheAlbinoRhino (12/17/2014) [-]
Just spreading some holiday toes cheer!
User avatar #32 to #31 - footfetishist (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm a fan
#27 - themightymrplow (12/17/2014) [-]
"If you get the urge to post some nice female soft soles on my profile, I'll never complain."

I wouldn't mind if you returned the favor with some random feet pics, either. It really is a nice surprise ;)
User avatar #28 to #27 - footfetishist (12/17/2014) [-]
I don't have too many saved on my computer, but maybe I will sometime
#23 to #22 - footfetishist (12/15/2014) [-]
That was a pleasant surprise
User avatar #12 - themightymrplow (12/14/2014) [-]
I like you, man. You take your fetish and you aren't afraid of it.

I'm curious. Mind if I ask you a few questions? Of course you don't mind!
1. Soles or top view?
2. Soft or wrinkly?
3. Preferred nail polishes?
User avatar #25 to #12 - pwnagraphy (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm not him but I feel like joining the party

Top view
Soft
Red, pink or neon green. Weird I know
#26 to #25 - themightymrplow (12/16/2014) [-]
Right on. Have this, friend. One of my favs.
User avatar #13 to #12 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
Not sure how you found me, but sure!

Soles for sure.
Soft also for sure.
Since I'm a fan of soles, nails are never too much of a deal, but for the perfect feet I'd want nails painted red.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #14 to #13 - themightymrplow (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm just a man who has a common interest, bro. And apparently a very, very similar one. The only difference is I also throw red and a very light blue polish in that listing. Having a foot fetish is one of the best fetishes to have, I swear. Right around spring is when the world just becomes... yours.
User avatar #15 to #14 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah but it's hard not to be creepy about it.

I'm not a solely pun intended foot person, like I like other parts as much if not more. It's just better when feet are bare too.

I ******* hate when people keep socks/shoes on.
User avatar #16 to #15 - themightymrplow (12/14/2014) [-]
Exactly! My favorite part of a woman's appearance is her face, by far. Specifically eyes, followed closely by her smile (a non-teeth smile like Natalie Dormer is too hot for words). But outside of face, I prefer ass above all. I just think feet are, sometimes, beautiful. Very much an appreciation if anything.
I don't think I've ever had a girl actually realize I was looking at her feet, but for the most part I don't care if they would notice. I mean, I just don't see anyone getting upset at me for it.

And I agree, when I see someone post a super cute girl and she's taken off everything she's wearing except her socks, I cry a little inside.
User avatar #17 to #16 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
We're far too similar
I'm not sure what my favorite part is, maybe hair. Wet hair is sexy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - themightymrplow (12/14/2014) [-]
For me when it comes to hair, long and well done hair is just unmatched. There's something so incredibly beautiful about a girl who has really nice, long hair. I wish I knew what it was.

I also like long blonde pig-tails, but that a whole other issue about my childhood obsession with Harley Quinn that never went away.
#19 to #18 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if anything influenced me to like feet.   
   
I wish I had seen The Little Mermaid when I was younger.
I'm not sure if anything influenced me to like feet.

I wish I had seen The Little Mermaid when I was younger.
User avatar #20 to #19 - themightymrplow (12/14/2014) [-]
I can recall very faint memories of me being in third grade. This girl Mackenzie sitting in front of me took off her shoes and just casually kind of rubbed her feet together through the whole. Damn. Class. I don't know if that's what started it, but it's the earliest memory I have of liking feet.
User avatar #21 to #20 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what mine was. I can't think of anything, although I used to try to get girls on omegle to show me their feet.
User avatar #2 to #1 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
You are seriously like my favorite person right now.
User avatar #4 to #3 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
Not even sure if that's her, but I don't really care at this point.
#5 to #4 - TheAlbinoRhino (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what the rules are for **** on profiles, so I'm gonna be careful.
User avatar #7 to #5 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm not sure either, because I think profile comment pictures can be rolled in SFW.

I usually don't save porn on my computer unless it's specifically for me, but now I have a kittens folder with 17 pictures
#6 to #5 - TheAlbinoRhino (12/14/2014) [-]
Have a very merry Christmas!
#8 to #6 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
You do the same!
User avatar #9 to #8 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
IDK that's all I had to reply with.
User avatar #10 to #9 - TheAlbinoRhino (12/14/2014) [-]
It's the thought that counts. And I love it
User avatar #11 to #10 - footfetishist (12/14/2014) [-]
That was posted in **** from my request but I can't remember who.

The other two are actually **** .
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