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|Date Signed Up:||3/03/2011|
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|Total Comments Made:||2652|
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|#3 - I'd rather have cancer than a GayBox 1.||05/01/2014 on but… it's an xbox…||0|
|#25 - Dude. There is no way this is actually LOL. [+] (1 new reply)||05/01/2014 on (untitled)||0|
|#8 - This is actually good parenting if you ask me. Maybe if my par… [+] (30 new replies)||05/01/2014 on Mean Girls||0|
#30 - RealStrangeSteve (05/01/2014) [-]
Dude.... I got my first DUI before I was even old enough to drink. I've been in and out of jail a hand full of times relating to drinking and driving. Don't blame your parents, or anyone but yourself for your shitty life choices. Learn from them and don't repeat your same mistakes. I don't mean to lecture you, but drinking and driving is one of the dumbest things a person can do.
#27 - anon (05/01/2014) [-]
Bull. Fucking. Shit. You Jackass, you could have seriously fucking hurt or killed someone/yourself! I swear to God, if you ever do anything so stupid ever again, I will track you down and fucking murder your retarded bitch ass. Don't start that "I don't remember, I was blacked out" bullshit, you fucking faggot. YOU are responsible for your decisions and YOU chose to drink that much to begin with. I hope they put you under house arrest with 2 fucking ankle monitors after they revoked your fucking license, made you served at least a month in prison, and also made you pay a $1,000 fine (minimum). You are SCUM! Go drive off a fucking cliff you selfish, retarded, stupid, moronic fucking asshole!
#19 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Btitch, I'm Danish! If i go a month without getting so wasted that my memory has gaps in it, I start getting twitcy.
But I've never done anything has mind numbing retarded as driving under the influence. I tend to be able realise when an idea is "Its alright, I'm drunk!"-stupid, and "I'll get send to jail/die"-stupid, even while drunk.
#43 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
You're a fucking moron. Seriously, do us all a favor and kill yourself right now.
#25 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Mate, if you were blackout drunk, your alcohol contend was a bit over .08, I think. Quit your bullshit, and man up to whatever lousy choises you make while drunk.
The trash you're pulling here, is no better than the girls who sleep around during a party and then cry rape the next morning. Man up, or shut up. Those are your options.
#28 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Phff! Yeah, maaan!
I too hate those utterly draconian laws, that state "Dont kill" and "Dont rape". Its almost like the laws were designed by squares whose only purpose in life is to ruin my fun, maaan!
The rules are there, to prevend fucktards like from doing stupid shit. And the rules are draconian, because these things are a black and white issue. Dont be a fucking retard. Those are the rules. Obviously, I see why a person like you would have a difficult time with rules such as that...
#49 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey, I see you're online, so I just wanted to tell you that you're a FUCKING MORON. Write that on a note since you're probably blackout drunk right now and therefore you won't remember it/be in control of how you respond to it. I hope you try to drink and drive again, and then end up hitting you're entire family who just happen to be out driving around together, and then you all get very seriously injured, and then while you're all writhing in pain, soaked in gasoline and each others blood, and smashed in between cars and twisted metal... I hope a fucking semi comes in and runs into you all. I don't want it to kill you though, just run over your body, that way you can't breathe, and you can't get up to try and help anyone you just killed. As you lie there, slowly dying, you come out of the "blackout drunk" stage and realize what you've done. You feel regret, then you die and go to hell to suffer for all of eternity because you're a sack of shit.
#44 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
Please go crash into a concrete wall at about 110mph! Don't even think about it, you'll be too "blacked out" to even remember doing it! You god damn, ignorant, stupid fucking waste of space. Seriously, I HOPE and PRAY that a drunk driver kills your entire family tonight, that way you can experience first hand what stupid shit heads like you are capable of doing when you disobey "draconian" laws to "have fun hurr durr"!
#34 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
hope you crash into a tree :]
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|#164 - Oh. I wasn't aware of that. Still ******* stupid though.||05/01/2014 on It ain't have to be like this||0|
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