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footballmaniac

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Date Signed Up:3/03/2011
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#3 - I am so ******* trying this!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Sneaky Bastard. 0
User avatar #5 - coolioplasm (03/08/2014) [-]
Tell me how it goes
#11 - How exactly do you get square watermelons?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Totaly useless facts Vol.1 0
#102 - expeditas (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - sladee (03/08/2014) [-]
You plant square seeds.
#50 - riayl (03/08/2014) [-]
#5 - I just hate the ones that A. claim to be OC and B. repost some… 03/08/2014 on Reposts 0
#62 - There's a difference between winning an argument and pointing …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Mhuwahaha 0
User avatar #77 - nickoli (03/08/2014) [-]
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
KISS KISS KISS
User avatar #63 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Of corse you are just the wise sage that is schooling me about the many life lessons you have learned. You are not really arguing. Even though you were telling me a few posts ago this was exactly that. And I am very proud of my pokemon collection. It is at the very least a lot bigger than yours and therefore something to be envied.
#7 - What is up with this site's slenderman fetish? That d… 03/08/2014 on slendy 0
#59 - Because I'm dying to win an argument with some 12 year old on …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Mhuwahaha 0
User avatar #61 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Ooooh, another devastating blow to my ego. You are so close in winning this. And if you are really not interested in winning this argument, why oh why do you keep replying ?
User avatar #62 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
There's a difference between winning an argument and pointing out the obvious.

Go play some Pokemon or something and quit bothering the grownups.
User avatar #77 - nickoli (03/08/2014) [-]
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
KISS KISS KISS
User avatar #63 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Of corse you are just the wise sage that is schooling me about the many life lessons you have learned. You are not really arguing. Even though you were telling me a few posts ago this was exactly that. And I am very proud of my pokemon collection. It is at the very least a lot bigger than yours and therefore something to be envied.
#57 - Found the 12 year old.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Mhuwahaha 0
User avatar #58 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Now THAT is a grownup argument. "If I just call the other immature and hurt him as much as possible, I win the argument, right ?" Yeah, I don't think it really works like that sport.
User avatar #59 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
Because I'm dying to win an argument with some 12 year old on the internet.

Talk to me after you get laid.
User avatar #61 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Ooooh, another devastating blow to my ego. You are so close in winning this. And if you are really not interested in winning this argument, why oh why do you keep replying ?
User avatar #62 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
There's a difference between winning an argument and pointing out the obvious.

Go play some Pokemon or something and quit bothering the grownups.
User avatar #77 - nickoli (03/08/2014) [-]
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
KISS KISS KISS
User avatar #63 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Of corse you are just the wise sage that is schooling me about the many life lessons you have learned. You are not really arguing. Even though you were telling me a few posts ago this was exactly that. And I am very proud of my pokemon collection. It is at the very least a lot bigger than yours and therefore something to be envied.
#6 - There's actual nudes out there? Someone ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Oprah tickets episode I think 0
User avatar #8 - miotch (03/08/2014) [-]
Lingerie pics #1 on NSFW, and a well shopped nude fake that I posted from celebjihad
#11 - Sigh. I'm guessing these are going to be the next popular, not…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Mazed And Confused 0
User avatar #51 - thebrownydestroyer (03/08/2014) [-]
Who sighs before and after a sentance
#45 - John Cena (03/08/2014) [-]
Next? Whomp comics started like 5 years ago.
#15 - John Cena (03/08/2014) [-]
Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Faggot.
#55 - Because cheating justifies destroying a $300 gaming console. …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Mhuwahaha 0
#56 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Oooh, look at the temper tantrum mr footbal is having. It seems a bit obvious you wouldn't hesitate to cheat. If you had a girlfriend. Have fun with that. One day no one will have you and you'll be forever alone.
User avatar #57 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
Found the 12 year old.
User avatar #58 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Now THAT is a grownup argument. "If I just call the other immature and hurt him as much as possible, I win the argument, right ?" Yeah, I don't think it really works like that sport.
User avatar #59 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
Because I'm dying to win an argument with some 12 year old on the internet.

Talk to me after you get laid.
User avatar #61 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Ooooh, another devastating blow to my ego. You are so close in winning this. And if you are really not interested in winning this argument, why oh why do you keep replying ?
User avatar #62 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
There's a difference between winning an argument and pointing out the obvious.

Go play some Pokemon or something and quit bothering the grownups.
User avatar #77 - nickoli (03/08/2014) [-]
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
KISS KISS KISS
User avatar #63 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Of corse you are just the wise sage that is schooling me about the many life lessons you have learned. You are not really arguing. Even though you were telling me a few posts ago this was exactly that. And I am very proud of my pokemon collection. It is at the very least a lot bigger than yours and therefore something to be envied.
#53 - This legitimately pisses me off. Not just because she's such a…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Mhuwahaha 0
User avatar #54 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Because a guy should just be allowed to cheat withever he wants whether he is in relationship or not.
User avatar #55 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
Because cheating justifies destroying a $300 gaming console. Fuck you.


If I was that dude, I'd flush the bitch's jewelery down the toilet.
#56 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Oooh, look at the temper tantrum mr footbal is having. It seems a bit obvious you wouldn't hesitate to cheat. If you had a girlfriend. Have fun with that. One day no one will have you and you'll be forever alone.
User avatar #57 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
Found the 12 year old.
User avatar #58 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Now THAT is a grownup argument. "If I just call the other immature and hurt him as much as possible, I win the argument, right ?" Yeah, I don't think it really works like that sport.
User avatar #59 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
Because I'm dying to win an argument with some 12 year old on the internet.

Talk to me after you get laid.
User avatar #61 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Ooooh, another devastating blow to my ego. You are so close in winning this. And if you are really not interested in winning this argument, why oh why do you keep replying ?
User avatar #62 - footballmaniac (03/08/2014) [-]
There's a difference between winning an argument and pointing out the obvious.

Go play some Pokemon or something and quit bothering the grownups.
User avatar #77 - nickoli (03/08/2014) [-]
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
KISS KISS KISS
User avatar #63 - sicanoctum (03/08/2014) [-]
Of corse you are just the wise sage that is schooling me about the many life lessons you have learned. You are not really arguing. Even though you were telling me a few posts ago this was exactly that. And I am very proud of my pokemon collection. It is at the very least a lot bigger than yours and therefore something to be envied.
#2 - Aha! It's funny because they're smaller dogs! 03/08/2014 on Hello? This is dog. 0
#158 - Who the **** cares? Get a life, OP. 03/06/2014 on Privacy 0
#77 - Sloth 03/06/2014 on Ask Me 0
#13 - Yeah big ******* man breaking kids' toys. He's… 03/05/2014 on My confession 0
#47 - tl;dr Don't care what butthurt Eurofag thinks.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4... 0
User avatar #54 - Furubatsu (03/05/2014) [-]
doesn't have to be a eurofag, the English have been calling the French pussies for centauries.
User avatar #190 - chimpaflimp (03/05/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware we now measured using man/horse hybrids.
User avatar #309 - Furubatsu (03/05/2014) [-]
I thought it looked weird, I just couldn't pinpoint what it was. Thanks.
#21 - People living in that city are called 'pussies'? Aren…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/05/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4... 0
#45 - learmy (03/05/2014) [-]
American are ignorant brainwashed assholes. Main battles of WW1 were won by the French. Verdun 1916 is considered as the greatest battle ever by historians with 700000 casualties in 10 months. The French lost 100000 killed in May / June 1940 in 6 weeks , and inflicted 45000 death and 111000 wounded to Germans. They shot down 1428 German planes and damaged a further of 688. Russians lost 5 million prisoners when Sovet union was crushed in 1941/42. US troops would have been crushed like others in 1940. US army was a joke at this time. France experienced 1500 years of wars and was the dominant power in Europe for centuries, when USA were still a virgin land populated by cactus and Native Americans. Open true history books, not antiFrench google craps on you tube. American will be able to talk about wars, when they will experience one in their noman's land of history. Really pathetic. I think you're just jealous of having no military history set apart at the beginning of last century and don't have a cultural history than europe so you try to console yourself with dirty wars in the Middle East on poor people of military and financial means but the French are cowards!
READ BOOKS GUYS!
PS: Lafayette was French but he has won your war of independence.
Tchao les gars!
#252 - Silthrim (03/05/2014) [-]
As a proud member of the 3rd ID, Id like to ask you good sir, Where were the french during the battle for the Marne river? Where the french fleed whilst the americans held their ground? Sure the french helped in a few battles but you gotta get your facts straight and stop holding the 0 Down, Because i know for damn sure those figures arent correct.
#130 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/05/2014) [-]
Somebody is rectum ruptured.
#96 - derksuls (03/05/2014) [-]
Holy shieet, and they say americans can't take a joke


You're an ignorant asshole if you're taking this stereotype seriously, You are even MORE of an asshole if you think that the U.S is the only country that mocks France


Pussy
User avatar #74 - infamoustrapper (03/05/2014) [-]
>Implying Americans came up and regularly use that stereotype
>Implying ZERO OTHER EUROPEAN COUNTRIES EVER use that stereotype
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#61 - John Cena (03/05/2014) [-]
lmfao the french are so retarded can't even take a joke
User avatar #47 - footballmaniac (03/05/2014) [-]
tl;dr
Don't care what butthurt Eurofag thinks.
User avatar #54 - Furubatsu (03/05/2014) [-]
doesn't have to be a eurofag, the English have been calling the French pussies for centauries.
User avatar #190 - chimpaflimp (03/05/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware we now measured using man/horse hybrids.
User avatar #309 - Furubatsu (03/05/2014) [-]
I thought it looked weird, I just couldn't pinpoint what it was. Thanks.
#170 - Ooohh!!! Their son is taller than they are!!! Whoopde ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Arrr genetics be a cruel... 0
User avatar #180 - tommythetrain (03/05/2014) [-]
I want u to know i love u
#176 - tommythetrain (03/05/2014) [-]
#635 - I thought you would stop reposting... but you didn't. 03/02/2014 on But you didn't 0
#607 - Granted, but then I changed my mind and thumbed it back down a… 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned 0
#94 - WTF? Did I justify speaking out and protesting against gay rig… 02/25/2014 on BRILLIANT 0
#49 - This is why I hate modern society. I have absolutely nothi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on BRILLIANT 0
User avatar #62 - richardstiffy (02/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me?

If someone uses faith to justify banning gay marriage from our society, they're a bigot, and I don't want my newsfeed clogged with anti-gay bullshit. Bigotry doesn't work both ways. They made the claim that they don't like gays and they're going to enforce it, if someone rejects that opinion and wants equality for all, that doesn't mean they're a bigot and oppressing the fucking oppressor. I can't believe you people's logic.
User avatar #94 - footballmaniac (02/25/2014) [-]
WTF? Did I justify speaking out and protesting against gay rights? No, all I said was people are entitled to their opinion.
#43 - gay 02/24/2014 on Say cheese 0
#24 - This was the most retarded comic I ever saw. Kill yourself. 02/23/2014 on Are you man enough? 0
#10 - Would have been funnier without the last frame. 02/22/2014 on Dont let them see you cry! 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#6 - ithumbdownall (09/02/2013) [-]
I changed my mind. I don't want to get thumbed down to the point where I can't thumb down everyone else. Here's the picture you wanted.
User avatar #8 to #6 - footballmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
User avatar #5 - mycatthenazi (07/05/2012) [-]
**mycatthenazi rolled user lunasshadow **
User avatar #1 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
i just took your comment virginity against your will
do you feel like a dirty whore now?
User avatar #2 to #1 - footballmaniac (09/03/2011) [-]
lol. I could always delete. :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
and i could keep commenting until you block me
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