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Date Signed Up:6/13/2011
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#7 - The dude in the red hat is making me cringe. It's like when ev…  [+] (8 replies) 10/12/2016 on Dumb brit bets his desk... -39
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#11 - yellowcardraiden (10/12/2016) [-]
Rage Quit  The Impossible Game I think you're misusing the word cringy. But that's his shtick. He's from Jersey mind you,
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#8 - lexarcommander (10/12/2016) [-]
Well, that's just Michael's personality, really
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#10 - drpenguinz (10/12/2016) [-]
his personality is cringy
#24 - gentledragon (10/13/2016) [-]
I don't get why you got so many dislikes. Then again maybe that's what's "normal" on funnyjunk.
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#25 - oharo (10/13/2016) [-]
He's getting dislikes because Michael is awesome and people like him. Not a hard concept, mate.
#27 - gentledragon (10/13/2016) [-]
I can see why people would like him and I have nothing against it. People can like whoever they want. But penguinz wasn't wrong, his personality is cringy and very forced. He's not the first nor the last and people nowadays relate to that so it only makes sense but hell, the fact that they got disliked for something that is so obviously true hurts. But it's 2016, it doesn't matter if the person is right or wrong , anything bad said about someone you like should be defended to death. Or at least that's what you guys do.
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#28 - oharo (10/13/2016) [-]
You care too much about something that doesn't matter.
#30 - gentledragon (10/13/2016) [-]
I do that sometimes. Have too much free time on my hands nowadays
#6 - My one biggest complaint with this game is not giving any indi…  [+] (4 replies) 09/12/2016 on Hold me close. Ill keep you... 0
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#9 - iwillrulenorway (09/12/2016) [-]
I mean you screen flashes red and there's a sound when your health drops below 50% and another on when it drops beneath 25%

what do you want? a call from the CEO of blizzard each time your health is low telling you it's gonna be alright?
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#10 - fonzythekid (09/13/2016) [-]
I mean that wouldn't be the worst thing. In all seriousness though I think I'm just used to battlefield and halo where it's clear as fuck when you're about to die.
#7 - arkamedies (09/12/2016) [-]
git gud
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#8 - fonzythekid (09/12/2016) [-]
no i said "inb4" you're not allowed to say that it's cheating
#158 - Socrates once said that death is either an eternal sleep or si…  [+] (1 reply) 07/28/2016 on What happens after we die? +1
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#175 - vinskinator (07/28/2016) [-]
I love'd Cato and Seneca's points on death. suicide too