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#117 - really, huh. looked at lot like the mastiff I might be buying …  [+] (2 replies) 03/06/2013 on This is what true fear... 0
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#118 - hospitaller (03/07/2013) [-]
Well if you want to get a dog, I'd personally recommend a Newf, they're big dogs, but they are loveable and though they typically weigh in at 160 pounds, they are very gentle and great with kids.

And for all I know it could be a Mastiff, but to me it just looks like a Newf, and a lot of people in the comments seem to agree as well.
#119 - anon (11/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's a Newfoundland too. Although mine looks like more like a Landseer, but black. She scares some of the local small breed dogs shitless. I've seen dog's do this (sorry for the repost) and some have actually run across the street.
#379 - Picture  [+] (13 replies) 03/05/2013 on God Damnit +3
#386 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
Not him, and I have to reiterate. Modern American culture is retarded. Especially when it comes to sexuality and other things you shelter your kids from.
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#387 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
No argument here, but that's not really an aspect of our culture so much as we cannot figure out how to make the FCC and the conservative morons who cannot stand the sight of nipples go the fuck away.
#388 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
We can go deeper, then. American culture, in everything, supports short term solutions which fuck you up in the long term. It's the only country in the world that classifies hormonal bloody anti-depressants as "mild sedatives" and uses them as shut-the-fuck-up pills for kids, when every other country in the world made feeding undeveloped kids hormones illegal.

The "short term solution" culture extends beyond that, but that subject specifically hits too close to home for me. In reality, if you look at USA's external politics, you will see that it's always "fuck 50 years from now. That's FUTURE eagle's problem."
#391 - HOtaconE has deleted their comment.
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#389 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
Again, I cannot argue your basic premise. The FCC sure seemed like a good idea at the time...until they suddenly had the power to fine people into poverty without warning or accountability.
#392 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you now know why the world thinks Americans are retarded. It's not Americans, it's the modern American culture. Now, hopefully, you can be more understanding when some poor Anon calls you retarded.
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#393 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
You're preaching to the choir, friendo. Anybody with a critical eye can find the flaws in any country's methodology. Except Germany, motherfuckers have bread vending machines.
#395 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
You serious? Shit, glad to know the ovens built for my kind are being put to good use now.
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#588 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
Hot, fresh bread, at the press of a button. The Holocaust was a small price to pay for that shit.
#589 - HOtaconE (03/06/2013) [-]
You might be right, as the joy of hot, fresh bread at the press of a button can bring world peace.
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#590 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
Jews = war and hatred
Bread = peace and harmony
Seems simple when you think about it, really.
#591 - HOtaconE (03/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I resent that.
Jews = Good business and a quarter of noble prizes.
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#593 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
You're right. Most of those bread vending machines are probably owned by Jews.
#370 - It is thing like this that makes Europe think we're all retards  [+] (17 replies) 03/05/2013 on God Damnit +9
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#403 - ivoryhammer (03/05/2013) [-]
Who cares what the Europeans think, they wouldn't be around if not for us.
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#418 - TheFixer (03/05/2013) [-]
you just went full retard.
#378 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
You are a bunch of retards
#379 - flutterdoc (03/05/2013) [-]
#386 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
Not him, and I have to reiterate. Modern American culture is retarded. Especially when it comes to sexuality and other things you shelter your kids from.
User avatar
#387 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
No argument here, but that's not really an aspect of our culture so much as we cannot figure out how to make the FCC and the conservative morons who cannot stand the sight of nipples go the fuck away.
#388 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
We can go deeper, then. American culture, in everything, supports short term solutions which fuck you up in the long term. It's the only country in the world that classifies hormonal bloody anti-depressants as "mild sedatives" and uses them as shut-the-fuck-up pills for kids, when every other country in the world made feeding undeveloped kids hormones illegal.

The "short term solution" culture extends beyond that, but that subject specifically hits too close to home for me. In reality, if you look at USA's external politics, you will see that it's always "fuck 50 years from now. That's FUTURE eagle's problem."
#391 - HOtaconE has deleted their comment.
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#389 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
Again, I cannot argue your basic premise. The FCC sure seemed like a good idea at the time...until they suddenly had the power to fine people into poverty without warning or accountability.
#392 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you now know why the world thinks Americans are retarded. It's not Americans, it's the modern American culture. Now, hopefully, you can be more understanding when some poor Anon calls you retarded.
User avatar
#393 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
You're preaching to the choir, friendo. Anybody with a critical eye can find the flaws in any country's methodology. Except Germany, motherfuckers have bread vending machines.
#395 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
You serious? Shit, glad to know the ovens built for my kind are being put to good use now.
User avatar
#588 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
Hot, fresh bread, at the press of a button. The Holocaust was a small price to pay for that shit.
#589 - HOtaconE (03/06/2013) [-]
You might be right, as the joy of hot, fresh bread at the press of a button can bring world peace.
User avatar
#590 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
Jews = war and hatred
Bread = peace and harmony
Seems simple when you think about it, really.
#591 - HOtaconE (03/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I resent that.
Jews = Good business and a quarter of noble prizes.
User avatar
#593 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
You're right. Most of those bread vending machines are probably owned by Jews.