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#80 - it's a the tabels have turned joke 15 hours ago on Comic book store... 0
#151166 - mecause the media says they arent 08/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151165 - press "edit" my phone is not in english so i t… 08/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#245 - “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make lif…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on dehumanizer's profile 0
#246 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
#151155 - brother, you are surely awesome, just don't dig you down …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151158 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
I do have friends but i've distanced myself for a more hermitic lifestle. I spend most of my time studying science, practicing guitar and exercising okay i also browse alot of 4chan and generaly undergoing mental self therapy with alot of progress (considering i can resist and refrain my desire for that wicked woman).
Better be lonely than heartbroken.
#151153 - make her want you, be that guy. you can force her but you …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151154 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
You just have to understand that things dont go how we want them to. The chapter is over, the pages have turned. I'd rather never see her again and i do belive its best this way although there still is a small place in my heart for her.

Time for a late night feel.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
User avatar #151155 - flushfactor (08/23/2014) [-]
brother, you are surely awesome,
just don't dig you down in a hole,
i don't know how your social life is but you gotta use it, be with friends
if you don't have any friends, i can be a friend, if you need anything i can throw some words at you, don't be too hard on yourself, we are all gonna die alone anyways,
life is what you make it, go make yours a nice one.
yours truly
#151158 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
I do have friends but i've distanced myself for a more hermitic lifestle. I spend most of my time studying science, practicing guitar and exercising okay i also browse alot of 4chan and generaly undergoing mental self therapy with alot of progress (considering i can resist and refrain my desire for that wicked woman).
Better be lonely than heartbroken.
#151151 - oh yes let god do his magic, if you sit home all day waiting s… 08/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151149 - yea it feels even better, imagine the relief you get , when yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151150 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
And yet i still dont belive its something thats going to happen...

ofcourse i would but im terribly afraid I might fall into the old depression again, also I have my studies to attend to which i musnt get destracted from, i could possibly start talking with her again but i'd rather do it after meeting and talking with her in person first. As for trying to meet her again, i would not, i'd rather avoid her and let God do his work.
User avatar #151151 - flushfactor (08/23/2014) [-]
oh yes let god do his magic, if you sit home all day waiting she will sure think you are the most interesting guy in the world.
fucking show her that she needs you, make her crave you.
i don't know how but it sounded good

#151144 - wauw well it's in the past i guess. yes it will feel aweso…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151146 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah because finaly getting that action figure you wanted for christmas when you were 9, at the age of 30 sure feels as good.

Have you concidered maybe i dont want to meet her,nor do i really no if she goes runing. We are neighbors anyway and i think i may have already passed by her once or twice though it was either from far away or for like a seccond. Also i've kinda forgotton how she looks like. Im sure as hell she would have recognized me since i am kinda... unique looking.
#151149 - flushfactor (08/23/2014) [-]
yea it feels even better, imagine the relief you get , when you finally get it?

yes, i have considered that, and concluded that you would like to meet her, why else would you bother all this..
#151150 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
And yet i still dont belive its something thats going to happen...

ofcourse i would but im terribly afraid I might fall into the old depression again, also I have my studies to attend to which i musnt get destracted from, i could possibly start talking with her again but i'd rather do it after meeting and talking with her in person first. As for trying to meet her again, i would not, i'd rather avoid her and let God do his work.
User avatar #151151 - flushfactor (08/23/2014) [-]
oh yes let god do his magic, if you sit home all day waiting she will sure think you are the most interesting guy in the world.
fucking show her that she needs you, make her crave you.
i don't know how but it sounded good

#151137 - oh i diden't think that would actually work.. so you …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151143 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
That too and becasue i cant undo the pass. I cant undo all the lonely nights drinking till i pass out, all the lonely days spent crying in the past, how i shat all over my life just because of that. Even if i somehow manage to get her, would it really feel good when we kiss knowing she's had his sperm on her mouth?! probably

BrB going for a jog.
funny, runing was my excuse of seeing her, now i only jog at night time to avoid seeing her
User avatar #151144 - flushfactor (08/23/2014) [-]
wauw well it's in the past i guess.
yes it will feel awesome, and even better when your sperm replaces his

what! why? thats a perfect way to meet her.......
#151146 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah because finaly getting that action figure you wanted for christmas when you were 9, at the age of 30 sure feels as good.

Have you concidered maybe i dont want to meet her,nor do i really no if she goes runing. We are neighbors anyway and i think i may have already passed by her once or twice though it was either from far away or for like a seccond. Also i've kinda forgotton how she looks like. Im sure as hell she would have recognized me since i am kinda... unique looking.
#151149 - flushfactor (08/23/2014) [-]
yea it feels even better, imagine the relief you get , when you finally get it?

yes, i have considered that, and concluded that you would like to meet her, why else would you bother all this..
#151150 - dehumanizer (08/23/2014) [-]
And yet i still dont belive its something thats going to happen...

ofcourse i would but im terribly afraid I might fall into the old depression again, also I have my studies to attend to which i musnt get destracted from, i could possibly start talking with her again but i'd rather do it after meeting and talking with her in person first. As for trying to meet her again, i would not, i'd rather avoid her and let God do his work.
User avatar #151151 - flushfactor (08/23/2014) [-]
oh yes let god do his magic, if you sit home all day waiting she will sure think you are the most interesting guy in the world.
fucking show her that she needs you, make her crave you.
i don't know how but it sounded good

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User avatar #1 - ffffyou (02/12/2014) [-]
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well hello there?
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