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Lord of the Rings >>>>> Harry Potter. If you say otherwise you're either a child or retarded

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#112 - Assuming they even got close without being intercepted by the … 06/15/2012 on what if.. +1
#190 - this is funny for a split second before you actually think abo…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/15/2012 on children must.. -11
#221 - anonynot (06/15/2012) [-]
you my good sir must pull the giant black dick out of your ass, and just look at the funny in the picture and not over think it and ruin it for others
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#207 - andalitemadness (06/15/2012) [-]
Yes, but they could at least place seatbelts so that if the kids wanted to wear one they could at least have the option of not dying in a crash
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#200 - lamaswithhats (06/15/2012) [-]
dude it's a joke no need to go Issac Newton on us!
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#197 - neokun (06/15/2012) [-]
Don't be silly, if they don't wear seatbelt then they are not allowed on the bus, simple.
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#198 - fluffymcnutter (06/15/2012) [-]
And who's going to monitor them, the driver? It's completely impractical to try to force 50+ kids to wear seatbelts. Of course, they could put more adults on the busses but then you're looking at more wages. Once again, impractical.
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#203 - neokun (06/15/2012) [-]
Cars have alarms for when the seatbelt is not on, they can use something like that on a bus.
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#224 - fluffymcnutter (06/15/2012) [-]
you realize how expensive that would be? Schools are already cut short on funding, now you want to distribute a seatbelt alarm system for 50 seatbelts?
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#227 - neokun (06/15/2012) [-]
No, just one monitor than displayed 50 different little bars, if someone does not have a seatbelt on then the bar is red. something like that.
#53 - *Grandpa* 06/14/2012 on Kinkey +1
#93 - I've yet to come close to being sad. So far it's just been rolled eyes 06/12/2012 on Feeljunk +2
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#480 - oh you mean those copycats? After all, the internet is the pro… 06/11/2012 on Americans 0
#477 - you're only 3 hours late on that one from pointing ou… 06/11/2012 on Americans 0
#476 - lmao I was the first to get thumbed. I specifically noticed it… 06/11/2012 on Americans 0
#30 - See also 06/11/2012 on Iron Man's Mind +10
#472 - Good point. I'll consider what you've said every time I use th… 06/11/2012 on Americans 0