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Facebook Profile: facebook.com/FloydSkwire
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/Floydcalling
Steam Profile: IncubationNation
Consoles Owned: PS3, Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: All.
Date Signed Up:4/22/2011
Last Login:9/21/2014
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#146 - haha funny. go **** yourself 09/03/2014 on *I move away from the mic... 0
#80 - Thanks pal 08/17/2014 on Dark WP dump 0
#29 - That third one down, that guy with the skeletons looks familia…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Dark WP dump 0
#30 - manninex (08/17/2014) [-]
Romantically Apocalyptic
User avatar #80 - floydcalling (08/17/2014) [-]
Thanks pal
#32 - I mean, think about it, a standard bike helmet is just a piece…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/09/2014 on witty title 0
User avatar #50 - talldumbdork (08/10/2014) [-]
I responded to a 12 year old hit by a car while on his bike 4 years ago (Medic, California) he had several skin avulsions (skin peeled off) and road rash, tib-fib open fracture, and rib fractures. He was laying in a decent pool of blood. His helmet was cracked, but his scalp was intact and unbloodied. This kid was in tough shape every where but his head, which clearly hit the asphalt. Helmets can be the difference in life and death in low speed vehicle vs bicycle accidents. Obviously at higher speeds it's negligible. But damn I was thankful this kid had one on.
#52 - swatofficerrawry (08/14/2014) [-]
dd you help him
User avatar #53 - talldumbdork (08/14/2014) [-]
Of course, we stabalized his injuries on aback board, two large bore IVs with fluid bolus running, stopped all bleeding, flew him out on a medi helicopter to a pediatric trauma center for surgery. The kids vitals were stable, he should be fine after a few surgeries.
User avatar #37 - vegeta (08/09/2014) [-]
a helmet can be the difference between a concussion and skull fragments rupturing your occipital lobe.
I'd rather at least know my head, the most vital part of myself, without which I wouldn't... you know live than not where a helmet for fear of looking like a jackass
#23 - I understand the joke being presented here. But in all actual…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Players 0
User avatar #46 - anusholeboner (07/04/2014) [-]
Accurately, it should have been the kid but saying different things for each game. For example: Counter-Strike: "You got a lucky headshot? Hacker! Reported!"
#312 - **floydcalling rolled image ** 06/19/2014 on Luck of the draw 0
#62 - u wot m8? 06/07/2014 on floydcalling's profile 0
#60 - you bastard or bitch! I oughtta give you a piece of my mind or penis  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on floydcalling's profile 0
User avatar #61 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
let me in or on your head.
User avatar #62 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
#58 - U avn a giggle m8? I'll bash yer fookn ed in i swer on me mum  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2014 on floydcalling's profile 0
User avatar #59 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
i swer on ur mum last night. :3
User avatar #60 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
you bastard or bitch! I oughtta give you a piece of my mind or penis
User avatar #61 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
let me in or on your head.
User avatar #62 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
#51 - Jokes on you WoW! I had no social life to begin with! 05/29/2014 on Accurate game titles #2 0

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User avatar #58 to #57 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
U avn a giggle m8? I'll bash yer fookn ed in i swer on me mum
User avatar #59 to #58 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
i swer on ur mum last night. :3
User avatar #60 to #59 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
you bastard or bitch! I oughtta give you a piece of my mind or penis
User avatar #61 to #60 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
let me in or on your head.
User avatar #62 to #61 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
#55 - funnyisme (01/24/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #56 to #55 - floydcalling (01/25/2014) [-]
Nah, bruh.
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