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#22 - ok i'm gonna need source on this one and the semen addiction o…  [+] (1 reply) 10/17/2016 on ➕Fuck me hard now +2
#24 - yellowcardraiden (10/17/2016) [-]
Source is Sound Euphonium. Pictures are just edits. Anime is about Concert Band competitions and is animated by KyoAni, who make the show look absolutely amazing.
#18 - source on smug chew?  [+] (2 replies) 10/17/2016 on Brutal +1
#33 - anon (10/17/2016) [-]
yamada-kun to 7-nin no majo.

Its pretty ok, not the best stuff I've seen.
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#30 - keltainenlumi (10/17/2016) [-]
That's not smug. That's neutral.
#2 - you'd be surprised....  [+] (13 replies) 10/12/2016 on Game we all lose. +56
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#4 - jacksipian (10/12/2016) [-]
no one can spend their entire day being a loser
#21 - therealtjthemedic (10/13/2016) [-]
#19 - spookswoo (10/13/2016) [-]
yesterday i went to bowling training, played like a fucking noob, bought a paysafe code, got home, used my paysafe code to buy Realm of the mad god gold, used them all on the Alchemist (you roll the dice for one of 3 items chosen from a variety of items) i didnt get anything even kind of good, so i start playing the game instead, first thing i do is die with my character (perma death). decide to go to bed and just watch youtube for the rest of the day, internet went out.
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#23 - jacksipian (10/13/2016) [-]
Well, you might have set a record for fastest death, so you can't be a loser if you set a record.
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#24 - spookswoo (10/13/2016) [-]
im sure someone beat me, someone in florida.
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#25 - jacksipian (10/13/2016) [-]
but you have no proof that you lost, so therefore, you won
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#26 - spookswoo (10/13/2016) [-]
#7 - anon (10/13/2016) [-]
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#5 - TrickyTehDj (10/12/2016) [-]
is that a challenge
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#8 - wheteverlol (10/13/2016) [-]
You just created a paradox. If you take a challenge to be a loser all day and you can do it you won the challenge so you're not really one. But if you won the challenge you're not really a loser, you become a winner. But if you become a winner you are no longer a loser so you lost the challenge. And so on.
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#12 - thefirespike (10/13/2016) [-]
but the challenge is to be a loser for the entire day, which means its not over until the next day starts. so you just start the next day as a winner.
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#6 - jacksipian (10/12/2016) [-]
everything is a challenge.
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#16 - mookiea (10/13/2016) [-]
I'm challenged
#5 - i feel like i'd be any of those people just stuck in the crevi…  [+] (1 reply) 10/12/2016 on Some James Bond-level shit +57
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#18 - wdparsell (10/12/2016) [-]
That's probably why there is 4 of them in that one spot lol
#6 - how? please give context.  [+] (1 reply) 10/11/2016 on The myth the man the legend 0
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#7 - duxryurage (10/11/2016) [-]
He pretty much asked about renewable energy and it kinda deescalated the whole shit fling fest and then it was followed up by another guy who asked them to compliment each other but like that wouldn't have happened without Mr. Rogers here bringing in a neutral topic. IDK man that's how i saw it
#9 - who is she?  [+] (3 replies) 10/08/2016 on Had to be done. +1
#11 - lncognito (10/08/2016) [-]
cia from hyrule warriors. the joke probably doesn't make sense if you haven't played the game(i haven't)
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#10 - unlithe (10/08/2016) [-]
no idea. never seen her before but i'm assuming she's ganon's daughter or something
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#13 - kamusioso (10/08/2016) [-]
She's a witch that controlls time and timelines and stuff...

She fell for Link, which Gannondorf started using his magic to push her to change the course of time and space so she could be with Link, Gannondorf would be reborn and kicking everyone's ass with the help of villains of other games.
#2 - and then they all drowned.  [+] (20 replies) 10/08/2016 on suprise +92
#43 - kneecapbandit (10/08/2016) [-]
When the show was over, and I was still months away from Korra I was reading fan fiction to satisfy my avatar needs and I came across one fiction that talked about Sokka in this episode and how he's haunted by the memories of killing all those people on the airships he technically created in the season finale.

And then I remember thinking, wait Sokka actually did kill a fucking TON of people. We're talking like an entire battalion. We all know Azula is evil and psychotic and oh so so hot but she never killed as many people on screen as Sokka did.

Kind of a lot to take in considering he's just a guy with a boomerang. Warrior or not shit probably haunts him.
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#3 - hellomynameisbill (10/08/2016) [-]
they can swim, they're in the navy
#34 - imjared (10/08/2016) [-]
I'm in the navy
They drowned
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#13 - notmuffincannibal (10/08/2016) [-]
Well they are wearing armor.
#8 - xxsikoticxx (10/08/2016) [-]
Arent they like, in the middle of the ocean though? Can only swim for so long.
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#9 - hellomynameisbill (10/08/2016) [-]
I believe they're a little off the coast.
#10 - xxsikoticxx (10/08/2016) [-]
Oh, fair enough then.
#44 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
Swimming in armor tho. They drowned. Fighting ocean waves and currents. That shit is a bitch and a half. Plus salt water has a massive habit of sapping the energy out of ya if you try to fight the current in a survival situation like that.

Sokka killed a lot of people tho. Man had to do what he had to do.
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#4 - doctorronan (10/08/2016) [-]
Some of them might drown cause they're wearing metal armour
#28 - asurasxnight (10/08/2016) [-]
heavy armor would inhibit their bending. it is probably leather armor. Toph could have steamrolled the fire nation army if they were wearing metal armor.
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#26 - fatsigurd (10/08/2016) [-]
why is the crew wearing armour though? do they double as soliders?
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#42 - warzon (10/08/2016) [-]
Steam burning sucks a bit less if you have armor covering.
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#5 - hellomynameisbill (10/08/2016) [-]
they can just take it off.
#6 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
you haven't drowned ever, have you?
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#25 - throwingmylifeaway (10/08/2016) [-]
I drowned once, but I survived.
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#29 - tropenthatshtup (10/08/2016) [-]
I thought drowning immediately implied death.
I learned something new today.
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#37 - throwingmylifeaway (10/08/2016) [-]
It does
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#17 - archael (10/08/2016) [-]
Are you saying you have? Because if so, you've seemed to make a remarkable recovery.
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#7 - hellomynameisbill (10/08/2016) [-]
At the end of the video they're floating. If the guy is calm enough to say happy birthday, then he's calm enough to take good armour off.
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#11 - lotengo (10/08/2016) [-]
Not everybody is as chill as that guy