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Date Signed Up:4/23/2013
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Highest Content Rank:#460
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Content Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
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Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:373778
Times Content Favorited:429 times
Total Comments Made:989
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    I'd bit that ass I'd bit that ass
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    0. Get a partner 0. Get a partner
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#6 - Amen 09/06/2016 on Youhouhouhouhouuuuu 0
#57 - Picture 08/17/2016 on misleading title +3
#3 - My bad. Who reads tags anyway?  [+] (1 reply) 08/09/2016 on Make VR great again. 0
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#4 - catfishy (08/09/2016) [-]
Me apparently.
#26 - If you put it this way, I guess everyone is a landmine detecto…  [+] (5 replies) 08/03/2016 on landmine detector +97
#37 - kmichel (08/03/2016) [-]
Only twice.
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#42 - averagewhitekid (08/03/2016) [-]
That's pushin it mate, one is a lot more common
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#47 - kaiyuni (08/03/2016) [-]
Actually, if you step on a landmine you have a 50% chance of survival (that's a statistic from the UN). What makes it 50% you ask? Whether or not people find you before you bleed out and such, or in the case of a civilian; whether or not you get to a hospital fast enough.

If you're all alone though you're basically fucked.
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#56 - golemnardah (08/03/2016) [-]
Two outcomes do not make it 50/50. There are more variables involved that make it way more complicated then 'if you are found or make it to a hospital'. If that was the cause your chances of death for doing anything is 50%. I'm not trying to start anything, just figured I would post my opinion on the matter.

TL;DR :: I feel like my opinion matters on the internet.
#49 - averagewhitekid (08/03/2016) [-]
Fair nuff
#44 - Picture 08/03/2016 on villains -1