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#15 - So you go to where "that kid" may have "acciden… 45 minutes ago on Weapons 0
#7 - I'm pretty sure you'll get all of that when you go to school t…  [+] (2 new replies) 52 minutes ago on Weapons 0
User avatar #11 - icecarlchamp (49 minutes ago) [-]
There so many guns that they can't possibly teach me everything. So I go to where that kid may have accidentally seen a quintuplet blunderbuss or a daughter saw am optically registered multiburst.
User avatar #15 - flemsdfer (45 minutes ago) [-]
So you go to where "that kid" may have "accidentally" seen a quintuplet blunderbuss and expect detailed information?
#1 - Don't give a **** about what other people think o… 14 hours ago on Gym in January +4
#14 - Well it's made with cabbage a lot, and it's a fermented dish. …  [+] (3 new replies) 16 hours ago on Jumanji +1
User avatar #39 - nickypickle (10 hours ago) [-]
Fermented kimchi is not rotten kimchi! It is a process where the kimchi undergoes some changes for it to smell spicy and grow red! It is popular to many people there because it is a delicious side dish to many soups and can be made into a better, less smelly dish called Kimchi-Chigae! It is eaten with white rice and it also includes meat, like pork and bacon. It is a very delicious soulfull food and I hope you change your mind after you experience one!
#40 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
if it smells bad I ain't eating it, sorry. I don't care how 'soulfull' is.
User avatar #41 - nickypickle (10 hours ago) [-]
well, it depends on what your meaning of "bad" is. to me, it smells like rosey spice!
#52 - I completely agree 16 hours ago on uuh shiny 0
#65 - I don't look at it like a joke. I just see a guy making it imp…  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Gift Card Bet 0
User avatar #100 - twentyseconds (15 hours ago) [-]
if he didn't want to pay his dues, who not... you know... not pay him at all?
if he didn't want to pay, why would he spend even more to set up with elaborate prank?
User avatar #66 - cuntism (17 hours ago) [-]
I was joking ;)

I suppose I can understand you seeing it that way, it's just it seems like something a mate would do to prank another mate. Hell the time and effort gone into it shows that they are close friends, it's not the sort of gag you'd pull on just some guy you owe money to.

It's not my cup of tea, and if someone did it to me I'd probably think they're a bit of a (creative) bellend, but I can see how it would work as a prank with the right mindset between friends
#6 - I got no ideas then. 18 hours ago on Is it only me? 0
#1 - As the thumbs change, the content changes place in line, but y…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on Is it only me? 0
#3 - kanedam (19 hours ago) [-]
but i'm not going through "top content" meaning that it's sorted by thumbs but "newest content" so it should be sortet chronological...
#6 - flemsdfer (18 hours ago) [-]
I got no ideas then.
#8 - Yes! That. I couldn't remember the name of it for the life of me.  [+] (5 new replies) 19 hours ago on Jumanji 0
#12 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
The fuck? Kimchi isn't rotten cabbage.
User avatar #14 - flemsdfer (16 hours ago) [-]
Well it's made with cabbage a lot, and it's a fermented dish. So it's "basically" rotten cabbage. That is my reasoning.
User avatar #39 - nickypickle (10 hours ago) [-]
Fermented kimchi is not rotten kimchi! It is a process where the kimchi undergoes some changes for it to smell spicy and grow red! It is popular to many people there because it is a delicious side dish to many soups and can be made into a better, less smelly dish called Kimchi-Chigae! It is eaten with white rice and it also includes meat, like pork and bacon. It is a very delicious soulfull food and I hope you change your mind after you experience one!
#40 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
if it smells bad I ain't eating it, sorry. I don't care how 'soulfull' is.
User avatar #41 - nickypickle (10 hours ago) [-]
well, it depends on what your meaning of "bad" is. to me, it smells like rosey spice!
#5 - But the pressure isn't pushing the door shut, it's on the insi…  [+] (11 new replies) 19 hours ago on Fresh 0
User avatar #7 - cuntism (19 hours ago) [-]
Yes but the doors open inwards to stop exactly this scenario.
#6 - sinery (19 hours ago) [-]
#38 - venomousvalentine (1 hour ago) [-]
The higher up you go the lower the air pressure.
User avatar #8 - cuntism (19 hours ago) [-]
Yes. The air pressure is on the inside, there is very little air pressure outside, the higher you go the thinner the air. All the pressure is from inside the craft, but it's impossible to open the door because it opens inwards.
User avatar #9 - sinery (18 hours ago) [-]
The air is less dense yes, but these fuckers move at like 500 mph which create a whole lot of damn pressure.
And fuck kind of planes have you been riding that swings the door from the inside?
User avatar #22 - undeadmaus (6 hours ago) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plug_door

And no, you need to be going much much faster to create significant pressure through ram air pressure. And even if they did it would be in the nose not the sides.
#21 - undeadmaus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #16 - kibbleking (8 hours ago) [-]
sinery confirmed for retard
User avatar #10 - cuntism (18 hours ago) [-]
Your thinking is sound but you're missing a vital point: there isn't any air to create pressure

You could be moving at say....17,500mph and there still would be no pressure if there is nothing to be pressed against it, like what happens in orbit.

You need something to create pressure, and there isn't any up there.

And ALL plane doors open inwards first, it might only be a little bit before they swing up, or out, but they open inwards first so that they can't be opened when the cabin is pressurized. That's the other point too, airplanes are pressurized tubes, the pressure against the door is over 1000lb/sqft
#19 - AllYourBase (6 hours ago) [-]
Just nitpicking here, but not all aircraft doors open inward. The McDonnell Douglas DC-10 had cargo doors that opened outward, and there were multiple incidents where the locking mechanism failed, and the door burst open in flight, and due to inadequate ventilation between the cargo hold and the flight deck, caused the flight deck to collapse into the cargo bay, crippling or disabling vital control surfaces.
#13 - platinumaltaria (13 hours ago) [-]
Erm... There is actually quite a lot of air up there. One of the quirks of aerodynamics is that you kinda need some aero to dynamic... But yeah, those doors open inwards: fake and gay.
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User avatar #56 - admin (11/21/2014) [-]
#57 to #56 - flemsdfer ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					, I'm sorry.
Oh **** , I'm sorry.
User avatar #50 - Marker ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE!
User avatar #51 to #50 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
User avatar #52 to #51 - Marker ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
GLYCOFAG ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING WORTH FLAGGING
#53 to #52 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
WHAT'D HE DO?
WHAT'D HE DO?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Marker ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
posted his usual pics, but on a ton of unrelated posts, not replying to anyone
#55 to #54 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Today is a good day then
User avatar #42 - Marker ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Oxymoron/funny-pictures/5239183/35#35
was this the faggot you were talking about
#43 to #42 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #44 to #43 - Marker ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
he already lost the race, why even try
#45 to #44 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I think he genuinely wants to preach his 						****					 actually. I don't know why his 						****					 hasn't counted as spam. When someone wants to put nothing but videos promoting their hotel business, it's spam. Someone puts nothing but pictures promoting their eating beliefs, it's okay. Andre Herring gets banned for his art 						****					, why can't this guy get banned for his vegan 						****					?
I think he genuinely wants to preach his **** actually. I don't know why his **** hasn't counted as spam. When someone wants to put nothing but videos promoting their hotel business, it's spam. Someone puts nothing but pictures promoting their eating beliefs, it's okay. Andre Herring gets banned for his art **** , why can't this guy get banned for his vegan **** ?
User avatar #46 to #45 - Marker ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, man. Who was it that said it wasn't spam, addy or the 10s?
User avatar #47 to #46 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Addy asked for spam accounts. I brought this up as maybe being a spam account, but it was up to him to decide. I got no answer in return.
User avatar #49 to #47 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh, but I did get the user to respond to me going on about "I just thought I could share what I think with everyone" eventhough he deletes everyone else's **** .
User avatar #48 to #47 - Marker ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
idunno, maybe ask the 10s or 9s what they think. You might at least get an okay to flag him relentlessly.
#37 - knightgiver (05/27/2014) [-]
Hello there rare MOD
User avatar #38 to #37 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
You wanted to add me because I'm a mod?
#39 to #38 - knightgiver (05/27/2014) [-]
No.  I have no 						*******					 clue why
No. I have no ******* clue why
#40 to #39 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
You can stay
#41 to #40 - knightgiver (05/27/2014) [-]
Thank you
Thank you
#30 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
You removed me
#31 to #30 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
It said there was a second "request" in there from you, but you were already in my friends so I thought "Well I'll just get rid of that" and then it said it removed you from friends.....
#32 to #31 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
Ah. No harm no foul. Here, have some pizza
Ah. No harm no foul. Here, have some pizza
#34 to #33 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
want more?
want more?
#35 to #34 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Not now. I need to go..........make....pizza......
Not now. I need to go..........make....pizza......
#36 to #35 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
I gotta go to. back to lurking content.   
   
   
I'm out
I gotta go to. back to lurking content.


I'm out
User avatar #24 - Marker ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Dude, you just flagged a higher level mod's content when he had meant to put it in **** www.funnyjunk.com/What+in+the+actual+fuck/movies/5063493/

Could have at least told him it went into SFW so he could have switched it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Isn't it supposed to be where we can't flag higher levels' stuff?
I just saw it and thought he went off his rocker or something.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Marker ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah, for some reason that level thing doesn't work for content. I'm talking with him on skype and he's trying to get it unflagged so he can delete it (which I oddly cannot do)
User avatar #28 to #26 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
........or not. I'm not getting an "unflag" button on the flagged content.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Marker ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm putting this on the modboard as a couple bugs in one
Also Barata said he doesn't hold anything against you, he was just taken aback for a bit.
User avatar #27 to #26 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I'll do it then
User avatar #20 - Marker ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Just a quick note, if the guy who posted this www.funnyjunk.com/Sexy+Girls+Vine/youtube/5005724/ starts posting anything else, it's safe to start abusing the spam flag. The last guy who posted "Vine" **** is here www.funnyjunk.com/user/cesiqa and racked up a **** ton of flags from yours truly.
User avatar #22 to #20 - flemsdfer ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay. I just did it because the thumbnail was practically all boob showing, but I'll check spam if there's a next time.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Marker ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
yeah, understandable, just a friendly warning because it might happen. It might not, but just be wary,
User avatar #21 to #20 - Marker ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
stupid spoiler tags www.funnyjunk.com/user/cesiqa
 
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