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flemsdfer

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/27/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
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#6 - I think I get what he means. Like a combine harvester with the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Dog Rescue Squad +4
User avatar #7 - Koreawontletmefap (07/26/2015) [-]
Ah I see, it's also good to see I got thumbed down for asking clarification. The autism of this site knows no bounds
#8 - Isn't adultery also a crime?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Ashley 0
User avatar #9 - sketchE (07/22/2015) [-]
depends on the place. i know that if you ar in the military it is
#31 - I have no thoughts. I don't own one, sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Zombie apocalypse kit builder 0
User avatar #34 - thamuz (07/21/2015) [-]
Damn. Then it's off to carry my trusty shorty nugget.
#21 - Well, the title said "Zombie apocalypse kit builder"…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Zombie apocalypse kit builder 0
#22 - unlithe (07/20/2015) [-]
true enough. didn't even notice the title. i've been making my page thing for over a year since i'm pretty worried about the future and since my circle of friends has serious plans about it and stuff. sorry for the wall of text. but yeah, as a general rule, the more tacticool something looks, the crappier it is. heres a pretty accurate chart.
User avatar #29 - armwulf (07/21/2015) [-]
What sorts of problems does the KelTec Have?
User avatar #32 - unlithe (07/21/2015) [-]
well, you could probably snap the damn thing over your knee and from what i hear, it has a crappy extractor and general bolt system. i haven't gotten to experience this first hand as i don't have enough money to spend money on shit guns to test whether or not their reputation is true. generally, the simpler something is, the better it works. i love the ruger 10/22 because its cheap, simple, and works.
User avatar #33 - armwulf (07/21/2015) [-]
Fair enough!
#19 - Well I thought a .22 rifle would be good as it's quieter so I …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Zombie apocalypse kit builder 0
User avatar #20 - unlithe (07/20/2015) [-]
be that as it may, the kel tec is gimmick tier. pretty sure the ruger 10/22 is somewhere at the top. not that i'd want 22. for protection anyways. even if you were in a zombie situation, you'd want more than a .22. you would be better off with a pellet gun. ballistic guns are louder, they need more frequent and intensive upkeep, and you can carry a lot more pellets than .22 rounds. plus, depending on the gun of course, pellet guns can do more damage since they usually use lead which fragments and expands instead of steel. and ps, innawoods is less about zombies and more stalker style stuff.
User avatar #21 - flemsdfer (07/20/2015) [-]
Well, the title said "Zombie apocalypse kit builder" so I made this with the idea of zombies, rather than stalker style stuff. I mean, that just seems like what we're using it for this time. If there's a better .22 I'd choose it instead, I wasn't aware the one I picked was shit, but all I need to protect myself from is zombies, and the occasional person should one find me, which I also picked a handgun for as well. I don't think I'd trust a pellet gun to do the job. I've had reliability issues with pellet guns unless they were a single shot, and I don't think it's a good idea to have to fumble with tiny pellets and pump a gun repeatedly in the case that I miss. It'd be a bit louder, but a .22 would be quieter than other rifles, and I also picked out a suppressor for an attachment to help with that.
#22 - unlithe (07/20/2015) [-]
true enough. didn't even notice the title. i've been making my page thing for over a year since i'm pretty worried about the future and since my circle of friends has serious plans about it and stuff. sorry for the wall of text. but yeah, as a general rule, the more tacticool something looks, the crappier it is. heres a pretty accurate chart.
User avatar #29 - armwulf (07/21/2015) [-]
What sorts of problems does the KelTec Have?
User avatar #32 - unlithe (07/21/2015) [-]
well, you could probably snap the damn thing over your knee and from what i hear, it has a crappy extractor and general bolt system. i haven't gotten to experience this first hand as i don't have enough money to spend money on shit guns to test whether or not their reputation is true. generally, the simpler something is, the better it works. i love the ruger 10/22 because its cheap, simple, and works.
User avatar #33 - armwulf (07/21/2015) [-]
Fair enough!
#13 - This is my best try  [+] (12 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Zombie apocalypse kit builder 0
User avatar #30 - thamuz (07/21/2015) [-]
I see another Kel-tech. Any thoughts on those? Ive been thinking of getting one to hold me over while I build my AR.
User avatar #31 - flemsdfer (07/21/2015) [-]
I have no thoughts. I don't own one, sorry.
User avatar #34 - thamuz (07/21/2015) [-]
Damn. Then it's off to carry my trusty shorty nugget.
User avatar #16 - unlithe (07/20/2015) [-]
>kel tec .22LR
nigga what?
User avatar #27 - armwulf (07/21/2015) [-]
.22 caliber rounds are theoretically optimized for killing zombies. They have the energy to penetrate the skull but not exit, causing it to ricochet inside the skull and blend the brain. Magazines and ammo are extremely common, and compact. You can carry hundreds of rounds easily. Not to mention suppressability, the compact and light weight of the rifle- overall it's a good choice, especially on a budget.
User avatar #19 - flemsdfer (07/20/2015) [-]
Well I thought a .22 rifle would be good as it's quieter so I wouldn't attract very much attention at all. My plan was to deal with threats at a moderate distance; quietly, and I wouldn't really need anything with more power to headshot a zombie, and this was the .22LR I saw. If there was a better one, I must've looked over it.
User avatar #20 - unlithe (07/20/2015) [-]
be that as it may, the kel tec is gimmick tier. pretty sure the ruger 10/22 is somewhere at the top. not that i'd want 22. for protection anyways. even if you were in a zombie situation, you'd want more than a .22. you would be better off with a pellet gun. ballistic guns are louder, they need more frequent and intensive upkeep, and you can carry a lot more pellets than .22 rounds. plus, depending on the gun of course, pellet guns can do more damage since they usually use lead which fragments and expands instead of steel. and ps, innawoods is less about zombies and more stalker style stuff.
User avatar #21 - flemsdfer (07/20/2015) [-]
Well, the title said "Zombie apocalypse kit builder" so I made this with the idea of zombies, rather than stalker style stuff. I mean, that just seems like what we're using it for this time. If there's a better .22 I'd choose it instead, I wasn't aware the one I picked was shit, but all I need to protect myself from is zombies, and the occasional person should one find me, which I also picked a handgun for as well. I don't think I'd trust a pellet gun to do the job. I've had reliability issues with pellet guns unless they were a single shot, and I don't think it's a good idea to have to fumble with tiny pellets and pump a gun repeatedly in the case that I miss. It'd be a bit louder, but a .22 would be quieter than other rifles, and I also picked out a suppressor for an attachment to help with that.
#22 - unlithe (07/20/2015) [-]
true enough. didn't even notice the title. i've been making my page thing for over a year since i'm pretty worried about the future and since my circle of friends has serious plans about it and stuff. sorry for the wall of text. but yeah, as a general rule, the more tacticool something looks, the crappier it is. heres a pretty accurate chart.
User avatar #29 - armwulf (07/21/2015) [-]
What sorts of problems does the KelTec Have?
User avatar #32 - unlithe (07/21/2015) [-]
well, you could probably snap the damn thing over your knee and from what i hear, it has a crappy extractor and general bolt system. i haven't gotten to experience this first hand as i don't have enough money to spend money on shit guns to test whether or not their reputation is true. generally, the simpler something is, the better it works. i love the ruger 10/22 because its cheap, simple, and works.
User avatar #33 - armwulf (07/21/2015) [-]
Fair enough!
#3 - Actually, a regular wheelchair only weighs like 10-15lbs. It's…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on load me up +1
#5 - iwillrulenorway (07/11/2015) [-]
also most people in wheelchairs have atrophied legs so they weigh less too
#12 - Picture 06/30/2015 on IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! +1
#51 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on A game +5
User avatar #422 - conisnon (06/30/2015) [-]
Let me guess, your name is nick, correct? Or Suzy, one of the two
#268 - Metallicock (06/30/2015) [-]
thought this one was pretty great too
User avatar #351 - coronus (06/30/2015) [-]
I chose that one. For I, too, am magestic.
#3 - No, Just a fan of Good Mythical Morning.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Get a big pencil 0
User avatar #4 - mckinkymcormic (06/30/2015) [-]
damn...
i made one of those pizza cakes, it was good

Comments(51):

flemsdfer only allows comments from friends.
 
#65 - megpoidgumibear (06/12/2015) [-]
yes   
i got a mod on my friends list
yes
i got a mod on my friends list
User avatar #66 to #65 - flemsdfer ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Really? Who?
User avatar #67 to #66 - megpoidgumibear (06/13/2015) [-]
you.
btw there are two #65 comments. check it.
#68 to #67 - flemsdfer ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
I'm not a mod.
#69 to #68 - megpoidgumibear (06/13/2015) [-]
fine.   
but there are two #65 comments.
fine.
but there are two #65 comments.
#70 to #69 - flemsdfer ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
And I guess that's not the only thing there's two of.
#71 to #70 - megpoidgumibear (06/13/2015) [-]
genius comment.
#59 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
hey i just met you   
and this is crazy   
but i don't know you   
introduction maybe?
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i don't know you
introduction maybe?
#60 to #59 - flemsdfer ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
I just work here sometimes. How bout you?
I just work here sometimes. How bout you?
User avatar #61 to #60 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm fairly new, few weeks into the job. I got hit with a theoretical sack of bricks and it slowed my moderating, but i'll be fine

I've yet to meet you, what do you do here?
User avatar #62 to #61 - flemsdfer ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
I browse sfw and flag **** and spam stuff when I see it. Other than that mostly just comments on new posts. What's the theoretical sack of bricks you're talkin bout there?
User avatar #63 to #62 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Some other person asked so I just copied it about a month ago a friend snapped and couldn't deal with me in her life, I was the reason no more of that needs to be said. Slowly our relationship fell to pieces and I thought all was lost until she randomly went back to normal. I even had a normal, casual conversation and all seems good. But im nervous as to why this sudden change occurred, confronting her would end badly
User avatar #64 to #63 - flemsdfer ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
I get that. Wanna instant message this conversation instead of making a ******* of purple lines?
User avatar #65 to #64 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
smart idea, you have to initiate it though, too many online friends
User avatar #50 - Marker ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE!
User avatar #51 to #50 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
User avatar #52 to #51 - Marker ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
GLYCOFAG ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING WORTH FLAGGING
#53 to #52 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
WHAT'D HE DO?
WHAT'D HE DO?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Marker ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
posted his usual pics, but on a ton of unrelated posts, not replying to anyone
#55 to #54 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Today is a good day then
User avatar #42 - Marker ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Oxymoron/funny-pictures/5239183/35#35
was this the faggot you were talking about
#43 to #42 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #44 to #43 - Marker ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
he already lost the race, why even try
#45 to #44 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I think he genuinely wants to preach his 			****		 actually. I don't know why his 			****		 hasn't counted as spam. When someone wants to put nothing but videos promoting their hotel business, it's spam. Someone puts nothing but pictures promoting their eating beliefs, it's okay. Andre Herring gets banned for his art 			****		, why can't this guy get banned for his vegan 			****		?
I think he genuinely wants to preach his **** actually. I don't know why his **** hasn't counted as spam. When someone wants to put nothing but videos promoting their hotel business, it's spam. Someone puts nothing but pictures promoting their eating beliefs, it's okay. Andre Herring gets banned for his art **** , why can't this guy get banned for his vegan **** ?
User avatar #46 to #45 - Marker ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, man. Who was it that said it wasn't spam, addy or the 10s?
User avatar #47 to #46 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Addy asked for spam accounts. I brought this up as maybe being a spam account, but it was up to him to decide. I got no answer in return.
User avatar #49 to #47 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh, but I did get the user to respond to me going on about "I just thought I could share what I think with everyone" eventhough he deletes everyone else's **** .
User avatar #48 to #47 - Marker ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
idunno, maybe ask the 10s or 9s what they think. You might at least get an okay to flag him relentlessly.
#37 - knightgiver (05/27/2014) [-]
Hello there rare MOD
User avatar #38 to #37 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
You wanted to add me because I'm a mod?
#39 to #38 - knightgiver (05/27/2014) [-]
No.  I have no 			*******		 clue why
No. I have no ******* clue why
#40 to #39 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
You can stay
#41 to #40 - knightgiver (05/27/2014) [-]
Thank you
Thank you
#30 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
You removed me
#31 to #30 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
It said there was a second "request" in there from you, but you were already in my friends so I thought "Well I'll just get rid of that" and then it said it removed you from friends.....
#32 to #31 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
Ah. No harm no foul. Here, have some pizza
Ah. No harm no foul. Here, have some pizza
#34 to #33 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
want more?
want more?
#35 to #34 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Not now. I need to go..........make....pizza......
Not now. I need to go..........make....pizza......
#36 to #35 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
I gotta go to. back to lurking content.   
   
   
I'm out
I gotta go to. back to lurking content.


I'm out
User avatar #24 - Marker ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Dude, you just flagged a higher level mod's content when he had meant to put it in **** www.funnyjunk.com/What+in+the+actual+fuck/movies/5063493/

Could have at least told him it went into SFW so he could have switched it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Isn't it supposed to be where we can't flag higher levels' stuff?
I just saw it and thought he went off his rocker or something.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Marker ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah, for some reason that level thing doesn't work for content. I'm talking with him on skype and he's trying to get it unflagged so he can delete it (which I oddly cannot do)
User avatar #28 to #26 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
........or not. I'm not getting an "unflag" button on the flagged content.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Marker ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm putting this on the modboard as a couple bugs in one
Also Barata said he doesn't hold anything against you, he was just taken aback for a bit.
User avatar #27 to #26 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I'll do it then
User avatar #20 - Marker ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Just a quick note, if the guy who posted this www.funnyjunk.com/Sexy+Girls+Vine/youtube/5005724/ starts posting anything else, it's safe to start abusing the spam flag. The last guy who posted "Vine" **** is here www.funnyjunk.com/user/cesiqa and racked up a **** ton of flags from yours truly.
User avatar #22 to #20 - flemsdfer ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay. I just did it because the thumbnail was practically all boob showing, but I'll check spam if there's a next time.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Marker ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
yeah, understandable, just a friendly warning because it might happen. It might not, but just be wary,
User avatar #21 to #20 - Marker ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
stupid spoiler tags www.funnyjunk.com/user/cesiqa
 
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