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#4 - I couldn't understand over half of what she said. Something ab… 40 minutes ago on Smart is the new sexy! 0
#9 - That's the rumor, but that's all it is. A rumor. Kevl…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on I can't even get my dog to sit +2
#10 - Monroc (36 minutes ago) [-]
I spoke to a buddy of mine a while ago who is in a K9 unit in Iraq - and true enough some dogs get those teeth... but it's preferable not to replace them. Although they can tear through kevlar, regular dog teeth are actually even better at it and are pretty much better in almost every other way too. They go to great lengths to keep the dog's real teeth, but some times the sustain too much damaged and must be replaced. Then they put these ones in as a lack of better alternatives. However frequent replacement is needed as they wear down..
#5 - They have a door on their side, like a normal car door. They d… 1 hour ago on (untitled) 0
#4 - I'd believe it. No eyebrows or eyelashes really. 2 hours ago on Frank Miller Strikes Again 0
#3 - Picture 2 hours ago on go big or go home 0
#2 - Probably because it's his line..... 2 hours ago on Who is your daddy? 0
#7 - It's not for any dogs. Look behind that metal tooth. The other…  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on I can't even get my dog to sit +1
#8 - brainy (1 hour ago) [-]
No, some military dogs, get them replaced so they can tear through kevlar.
#11 - anonymous (32 minutes ago) [-]
don't believe everything you read on the internet
User avatar #9 - flemsdfer (1 hour ago) [-]
That's the rumor, but that's all it is. A rumor.

Kevlar binds under sudden, high impact of bullets/shrapnel. The fibers do nothing against anything else. You could stab through a kevlar vest with a prison toothbrush shank, so the need for titanium fangs is way out of the question.
#10 - Monroc (36 minutes ago) [-]
I spoke to a buddy of mine a while ago who is in a K9 unit in Iraq - and true enough some dogs get those teeth... but it's preferable not to replace them. Although they can tear through kevlar, regular dog teeth are actually even better at it and are pretty much better in almost every other way too. They go to great lengths to keep the dog's real teeth, but some times the sustain too much damaged and must be replaced. Then they put these ones in as a lack of better alternatives. However frequent replacement is needed as they wear down..
#1 - Comment deleted 5 hours ago on Impressive Dog Trick +1
#5 - It's a little fun, you must be very careful how you load it th…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Haven't been here in a while 0
User avatar #6 - namdelliks (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, doesn't sound like something I would actually do, but is cool as hell. (I don't even go normal fishing, so.)
#3 - You put a big sink weight on your hook, put the weight and bai…  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Haven't been here in a while 0
User avatar #4 - namdelliks (6 hours ago) [-]
Yo, that actually sounds badass. and dangerous as shit
User avatar #5 - flemsdfer (6 hours ago) [-]
It's a little fun, you must be very careful how you load it though so nothing snags on your skin or snags on the slingshot and whips it back at you.
User avatar #6 - namdelliks (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, doesn't sound like something I would actually do, but is cool as hell. (I don't even go normal fishing, so.)

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User avatar #42 - Marker (07/31/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Oxymoron/funny-pictures/5239183/35#35
was this the faggot you were talking about
#43 to #42 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #43 - Marker (07/31/2014) [-]
he already lost the race, why even try
#45 to #44 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I think he genuinely wants to preach his 						****					 actually. I don't know why his 						****					 hasn't counted as spam. When someone wants to put nothing but videos promoting their hotel business, it's spam. Someone puts nothing but pictures promoting their eating beliefs, it's okay. Andre Herring gets banned for his art 						****					, why can't this guy get banned for his vegan 						****					?
I think he genuinely wants to preach his **** actually. I don't know why his **** hasn't counted as spam. When someone wants to put nothing but videos promoting their hotel business, it's spam. Someone puts nothing but pictures promoting their eating beliefs, it's okay. Andre Herring gets banned for his art **** , why can't this guy get banned for his vegan **** ?
User avatar #46 to #45 - Marker (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, man. Who was it that said it wasn't spam, addy or the 10s?
User avatar #47 to #46 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Addy asked for spam accounts. I brought this up as maybe being a spam account, but it was up to him to decide. I got no answer in return.
User avatar #49 to #47 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh, but I did get the user to respond to me going on about "I just thought I could share what I think with everyone" eventhough he deletes everyone else's **** .
User avatar #48 to #47 - Marker (07/31/2014) [-]
idunno, maybe ask the 10s or 9s what they think. You might at least get an okay to flag him relentlessly.
#37 - knightgiver ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
Hello there rare MOD
User avatar #38 to #37 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
You wanted to add me because I'm a mod?
#39 to #38 - knightgiver ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
No.  I have no 						*******					 clue why
No. I have no ******* clue why
#40 to #39 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
You can stay
#41 to #40 - knightgiver ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
Thank you
Thank you
#30 - pizzaweed ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
You removed me
#31 to #30 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
It said there was a second "request" in there from you, but you were already in my friends so I thought "Well I'll just get rid of that" and then it said it removed you from friends.....
#32 to #31 - pizzaweed ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Ah. No harm no foul. Here, have some pizza
Ah. No harm no foul. Here, have some pizza
#34 to #33 - pizzaweed ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
want more?
want more?
#35 to #34 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Not now. I need to go..........make....pizza......
Not now. I need to go..........make....pizza......
#36 to #35 - pizzaweed ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
I gotta go to. back to lurking content.   
   
   
I'm out
I gotta go to. back to lurking content.


I'm out
User avatar #24 - Marker (03/20/2014) [-]
Dude, you just flagged a higher level mod's content when he had meant to put it in **** www.funnyjunk.com/What+in+the+actual+fuck/movies/5063493/

Could have at least told him it went into SFW so he could have switched it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Isn't it supposed to be where we can't flag higher levels' stuff?
I just saw it and thought he went off his rocker or something.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Marker (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah, for some reason that level thing doesn't work for content. I'm talking with him on skype and he's trying to get it unflagged so he can delete it (which I oddly cannot do)
User avatar #28 to #26 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
........or not. I'm not getting an "unflag" button on the flagged content.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Marker (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm putting this on the modboard as a couple bugs in one
Also Barata said he doesn't hold anything against you, he was just taken aback for a bit.
User avatar #27 to #26 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I'll do it then
User avatar #20 - Marker (02/04/2014) [-]
Just a quick note, if the guy who posted this www.funnyjunk.com/Sexy+Girls+Vine/youtube/5005724/ starts posting anything else, it's safe to start abusing the spam flag. The last guy who posted "Vine" **** is here www.funnyjunk.com/user/cesiqa and racked up a **** ton of flags from yours truly.
User avatar #22 to #20 - flemsdfer ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay. I just did it because the thumbnail was practically all boob showing, but I'll check spam if there's a next time.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Marker (02/04/2014) [-]
yeah, understandable, just a friendly warning because it might happen. It might not, but just be wary,
User avatar #21 to #20 - Marker (02/04/2014) [-]
stupid spoiler tags www.funnyjunk.com/user/cesiqa
 
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