x
Click to expand

fjaddictftw

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 21
Interests: Ponies and other gay ass shit
Date Signed Up:11/24/2012
Last Login:8/03/2015
Location:East coast
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#71
Comment Ranking:#983
Highest Content Rank:#53
Highest Comment Rank:#198
Content Thumbs: 107640 total,  116250 ,  8610
Comment Thumbs: 20606 total,  22154 ,  1548
Content Level Progress: 99% (990/1000)
Level 282 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Comment Level Progress: 64.3% (643/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:14
Content Views:4423184
Times Content Favorited:5205 times
Total Comments Made:30953
FJ Points:80463
Favorite Tags: fuck (3) | is (3) | You (3) | i (2) | it (2) | tags (2)
I AM the cancer

latest user's comments

#847028 - Bank logic: LET'S OPEN FOR 3 HOURS!  [+] (18 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #847045 - exotic (07/25/2015) [-]
they don't have online banks in america? I've only went three times the past three years to a physical bank
User avatar #847052 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
I can't cash a $1700 check online.
User avatar #847071 - fluttermon (07/25/2015) [-]
they still have checks?

that's some 1960 bullshit right there
User avatar #847085 - phanact (07/25/2015) [-]
1960 they used ATM machines
That's some 1887 bs right there
User avatar #847059 - phanact (07/25/2015) [-]
Yes you can
With your smartphone
If you have a real bank that is
User avatar #847064 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
Hurr durr suntrust masterrace. Who gives a fuck if your bank is better. Why do you always have to fucking brag?
User avatar #847068 - phanact (07/25/2015) [-]
My bank doesn't even let me do that lol so I wasn't bragging
User avatar #847062 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
Not for that much money, most have a $1000 limit
User avatar #847066 - phanact (07/25/2015) [-]
You have a shitty bank
I once did that with a check worth 5 million
User avatar #847067 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
shut the fuck up.
User avatar #847069 - phanact (07/25/2015) [-]
Rawr
#847076 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #847056 - exotic (07/25/2015) [-]
whoever gave you a checque is a dick.
the 2000's was a dark time
User avatar #847060 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
I didn't get the email providing me the option for direct deposit until AFTER the check was mailed
User avatar #847058 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
The state is a dick then
User avatar #847038 - phanact (07/25/2015) [-]
After working a 40 hr week would you want to work another 8 hr day?
User avatar #847050 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
8*4 ≠ 40 hrs
User avatar #847053 - phanact (07/25/2015) [-]
Monday - Friday is 5 days
#847025 - Call Yahoo customer service 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#846999 - [panicking intensifies]  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #847041 - phanact (07/25/2015) [-]
About what retard
User avatar #847044 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
Everything yo. The place I'm moving to wont let me move in earlier. "Unfortunately" my fucking ass. I'm paying you money to move into your crime riddled neighborhood, bitch. I lost 6 hours of work today because this is the only time I can make it to where my car is and Fari messed up the schedule yet again, saying that I work 4-10. The person who is supposed to give me a ride ISN'T FUCKING TEXTING BACK. The bank is retarded and closed at 12pm, like wtf? Open 3 hours?!
#846967 - I think I will go to the bank. My ride to another city isn't … 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#215 - I only had the Lite Brite and the squishy thing. TFW 07/25/2015 on Remember this shit? 0
#846863 - It's useful 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#846857 - Eh. Found out work ****** up my schedule again, so I ju… 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#846850 - That's a different band. 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#846849 - noot 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#846847 - morning  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #846852 - blackquill (07/25/2015) [-]
hows it going
User avatar #846857 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
Eh. Found out work fucked up my schedule again, so I just lost 6 hours. Whenever they mess up, they just say "take a day off." Like, yo... I need money bitch.
#846829 - Did research, it's actually because you replace fat with muscl…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #846862 - insaneiare (07/25/2015) [-]
i do that all the time
User avatar #846863 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
It's useful
User avatar #846834 - ironmercenary (07/25/2015) [-]
There's real magic, you just gotta find it. All power demands sacrifice, of course.
#846826 - Doctors call this phenomenon sorcery  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #846829 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
Did research, it's actually because you replace fat with muscle...
Damn, I was hopeful that magic was real.
There's nobody here, so I will talk to myself
User avatar #846862 - insaneiare (07/25/2015) [-]
i do that all the time
User avatar #846863 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
It's useful
User avatar #846834 - ironmercenary (07/25/2015) [-]
There's real magic, you just gotta find it. All power demands sacrifice, of course.
#846825 - Apparently you can appear to lose weight, but remain close to …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #846826 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
Doctors call this phenomenon sorcery
User avatar #846829 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
Did research, it's actually because you replace fat with muscle...
Damn, I was hopeful that magic was real.
There's nobody here, so I will talk to myself
User avatar #846862 - insaneiare (07/25/2015) [-]
i do that all the time
User avatar #846863 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
It's useful
User avatar #846834 - ironmercenary (07/25/2015) [-]
There's real magic, you just gotta find it. All power demands sacrifice, of course.
#846574 - AHAHA I'm ****** . I can't move in early at my new place… 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#846573 - Yeah, not worth it for anyone to even attempt to track you dow… 07/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#845910 - The fact that it is a 34 story building that probably employs …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #845940 - playfilly (07/24/2015) [-]
>50 people

There's over fifity people in my comparably small department.

It's a supermassive company that pays out millions of dollars in hours.

It employs in the thousands
User avatar #846573 - fjaddictftw (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, not worth it for anyone to even attempt to track you down by a shirt. "Oh? A white male? We have a ton of those here."
#845904 - :^) 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#845903 - The fact that it went in dry tore the roof of my mouth  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #845917 - tranquilizer (07/24/2015) [-]
Life tends to have ups and downs
#845901 - Delivery driving is reserved for high schoolers and people who…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #845902 - phanact (07/24/2015) [-]
At least I get my tips lol
User avatar #845904 - fjaddictftw (07/24/2015) [-]
:^)
#845894 - I make above min wage. How is delivery not manual labor, but w…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #845898 - phanact (07/24/2015) [-]
Wagecuck
User avatar #845901 - fjaddictftw (07/24/2015) [-]
Delivery driving is reserved for high schoolers and people who have no interest in any career advancement. Usually potheads and retards.
User avatar #845902 - phanact (07/24/2015) [-]
At least I get my tips lol
User avatar #845904 - fjaddictftw (07/24/2015) [-]
:^)
#845888 - I have cereal, but no milk.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#845929 - insaneiare (07/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #845897 - blackquill (07/24/2015) [-]
bite the spoon, im eating it dry
User avatar #845903 - fjaddictftw (07/24/2015) [-]
The fact that it went in dry tore the roof of my mouth
User avatar #845917 - tranquilizer (07/24/2015) [-]
Life tends to have ups and downs
#845887 - says the delivery driver  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #845889 - phanact (07/24/2015) [-]
Do I do manual labour
No
I also make good money
You do manual labour and make less than minimum wage
User avatar #845894 - fjaddictftw (07/24/2015) [-]
I make above min wage. How is delivery not manual labor, but waiting tables is?
User avatar #845898 - phanact (07/24/2015) [-]
Wagecuck
User avatar #845901 - fjaddictftw (07/24/2015) [-]
Delivery driving is reserved for high schoolers and people who have no interest in any career advancement. Usually potheads and retards.
User avatar #845902 - phanact (07/24/2015) [-]
At least I get my tips lol
User avatar #845904 - fjaddictftw (07/24/2015) [-]
:^)
#845850 - Don't lie to them... You know the restaurant workers are jews 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#845840 - holy **** , it's admin~ 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#845838 - My dad has the same one  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #846312 - agreatusername (07/25/2015) [-]
Your dads a cool man.

items

Total unique items point value: 48789 / Total items point value: 73515
[ 145 items Total ]

Comments(752):

[ 752 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1736 - DrOhcysp (07/21/2015) [-]
holy **** my eyes
User avatar #1734 to #1733 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
oh, yeah... when are you buying it?
User avatar #1735 to #1734 - phanact (07/19/2015) [-]
Monday
User avatar #1729 to #1728 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
that's not me
User avatar #1730 to #1729 - joshlol (07/13/2015) [-]
I knwo but lel
User avatar #1731 to #1730 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
>2015
>not knowing about FJaddict
User avatar #1726 - playfilly ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
I didn't mean to offend you, I'm sorry
User avatar #1727 to #1726 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
I think in the long run you taught me a lesson about fat shaming
#1725 - Elk (06/22/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I rolled the cringiest picture of you.
#1709 - brayburn ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Holy christ your page is blinding me
User avatar #1721 to #1709 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
I changed it
User avatar #1722 to #1721 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
IT DIDNT SAVE D:
User avatar #1723 to #1710 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
you ******* failed abortion twat son of a whore.
#1717 to #1716 - brayburn ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#1720 to #1719 - brayburn ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
I thought I had more... Oh well.
User avatar #1702 - caette (06/04/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #1703 to #1702 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
sup
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - caette (06/04/2015) [-]
sry for bein mean all the times
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
it's okay
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - caette (06/04/2015) [-]
are u sure
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
yeah. I don't hold grudges
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - caette (06/04/2015) [-]
ok bye
User avatar #1700 - gugek (06/01/2015) [-]
Hey, good morning. I hope you have a good day!
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
Thank you, random person
#1669 - vinlandknight has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1667 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
Sorry, it's not my hometown if it makes you feel any better.
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
I was kidding. I just moved from there last May.
User avatar #1670 to #1668 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
I've been here since summer of 2012.
(sorry for the repeat, I thought replying on the same thread would make more sense)
User avatar #1698 to #1670 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
things already are looking up. I'll only be here two more years and then it's off to real college
User avatar #1699 to #1698 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
That's great news!
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Ah that means I probably don't know you. Unless you went to the community college
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
I have, it took me three years, but I just graduated.
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
**** , we probably do know eachother then
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
Who knows, I only knew a few people at the college, I came from highland so I didn't know that many when I moved.
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Aaron?
User avatar #1677 to #1675 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
Not Aaron, but I was on the highland golf team with him. Joe.
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
small world lol
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
wild guess, you probably aren't him, but he's from Highland too
User avatar #1679 to #1676 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
No, Aaron King was two years ahead of me, he was class of 2010. (if that's who you thought of)
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
yep. haha. crazy stuff
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
yeah, but I'm not surprised, phanact is somewhere over in Charlottesville, it is a small world.
User avatar #1682 to #1681 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Even smaller world, we dated.
User avatar #1684 to #1682 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
Oh my, I wasn't expecting that, even smaller since now I've exchanged messages with both of you.
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Thank joshlol 's map
User avatar #1696 to #1685 - joshlol (05/11/2015) [-]
you're whalecum
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
<3 ty
User avatar #1683 to #1682 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
that's why I moved to cville
User avatar #1686 to #1683 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
You moved there to date him?
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
He moved to where you live now to date me, then we both moved together to an apartment here and broke up.
User avatar #1690 to #1687 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
And that's why he now lives with some Asians that don't speak great english and make smelly food.
User avatar #1691 to #1690 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
and why I live with a bunch of other girls that are loud and can't quite afford my own apartment because of the rent prices here.
User avatar #1692 to #1691 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
can't afford a one bedroom without a shared living room and kitchen. I can afford a place with roommates
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
because his work was here and he was driving over the mountain everyday, even in stow
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
snow
User avatar #1693 to #1689 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
Now he has some kind of delivery job in Cville, what job do you have?
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Waiting tables at the restaurant he used to drive for
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - vinlandknight (05/11/2015) [-]
I hope things look up for you.
#1662 - inudewaruika (03/26/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday Addi!   
   
I hope you enjoy your day :3
Happy Birthday Addi!

I hope you enjoy your day :3
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
I did, but I've come to the conclusion that being drunk is just extreme dizziness and shouting like you are deaf to communicate. hah. (21st bday)
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - inudewaruika (03/27/2015) [-]
Yeah drunk's not fun, but I'm glad you still enjoyed yourself ^.^
User avatar #1660 - mrpeep (02/27/2015) [-]
Your profile hurts my eyes.
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
i get that a lot
User avatar #1658 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/24/2015) [-]
hey addy.
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
What's up?
#1654 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
we all tried to help you so many times including myself   
i know you are better than this   
show your better self
we all tried to help you so many times including myself
i know you are better than this
show your better self
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
he put my address on the map so i put it right back. so i got banned. ive been not doing hard drugs so idk whats wrong here
#1656 to #1655 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
no drugs is a lot better   
and besides   
not like anyone is going to drive there and find you   
   
i saw it myself   
im not going over there
no drugs is a lot better
and besides
not like anyone is going to drive there and find you

i saw it myself
im not going over there
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
true
User avatar #1653 - coionel (02/06/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #1651 - garymotherfingoak (01/30/2015) [-]
MY EYES
THEY BURN
User avatar #1646 - wemilznotkill ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm sorry I haven't really been there to help you addi

I just want you to know, if you need my number again to text me I can pm it.

I love ya friend
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - wemilznotkill ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
also your background hurts my eyes, love you still though

oh and hit me up on facebook too
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
just snap me your cell number. like in the text thing
#1645 - keatontheghostfox (01/22/2015) [-]
U have been visited by the spooky Keaton
Gud fortune and rupees will come 2 u
But only if you know how many mailboxes r in clocktown. U have been visited by the spooky Keaton
Gud fortune and rupees will come 2 u
But only if you know how many mailboxes r in clocktown.
User avatar #1640 - vampyrate (01/13/2015) [-]
Your profile burns my soul.
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
where on earth did you come from?
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - vampyrate (01/13/2015) [-]
My mother's vagina.
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
oh ok
[ 752 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)