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Age: 22
Interests: Ponies and other gay ass shit
Date Signed Up:11/24/2012
Location:East coast
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#1105075 - forgot 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1105073 - whew almost forgot ty bby  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1105076 - syrianbro (12/08/2015) [-]
never 4get bby
#1105072 - Noot. (even though it's 5 'til 7 am...)  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +2
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#1105077 - russianxbear (12/08/2015) [-]
It's 7pm somewhere
#1105075 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
forgot
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#1105074 - hunman (12/08/2015) [-]
Nite
#1105024 - whats your job?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1105034 - leonhardt (12/08/2015) [-]
I work at Papa Johns answering phones.
#1105021 - noot froot  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1105078 - froot (12/08/2015) [-]
noot
#1105019 - wow is she like 40? old ass name/ not 90s friendly 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1105016 - yeah im to the point where im not going to date someone I do n…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1105018 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
pretty much how i see things and have been from the start, i don't see it as a game, i'm going for keeps.
#1105003 - I friendzone people automatically too  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1105012 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
honestly since everyone seems to want cheap thrills over a lifelong relationship i'd rather keep it that way, they can keep their aids, drugs and drama while i keep my health and peace, i don't put everything i have into a relationship to be cheated out of it with bullshit.
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#1105016 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah im to the point where im not going to date someone I do not see myself marrying or w.e.
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#1105018 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
pretty much how i see things and have been from the start, i don't see it as a game, i'm going for keeps.
#1104988 - ^thisz  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1104998 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
that and i friendzone everyone automatically anyways, aside that it's the only way for anyone to even have a chance of getting close enuf for me to consider dating them later on.
granted the person who does get ahold of me will have little to worry about, i have a super strong loyalty complex and am just happy to be there, the more bonded and happy the stronger i'll get as well.
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#1105003 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
I friendzone people automatically too
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#1105012 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
honestly since everyone seems to want cheap thrills over a lifelong relationship i'd rather keep it that way, they can keep their aids, drugs and drama while i keep my health and peace, i don't put everything i have into a relationship to be cheated out of it with bullshit.
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#1105016 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah im to the point where im not going to date someone I do not see myself marrying or w.e.
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#1105018 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
pretty much how i see things and have been from the start, i don't see it as a game, i'm going for keeps.
#1104987 - that will backfire eventually if you aren't gay/bi  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1104991 - leonhardt (12/08/2015) [-]
"Oh sorry, I'm not really gay, I just didn't want to date Cheryl and didn't want to hurt her feelings."
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#1104997 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
"Wow you were a dick to cheryl"

Also
>Cheryl
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#1105002 - leonhardt (12/08/2015) [-]
I mean I didn't want to use her real name

Carol
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#1105019 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
wow is she like 40? old ass name/ not 90s friendly
#1104972 - I lie and say I have a boyfriend to people I don't want to dat…  [+] (24 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +2
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#1105036 - theorangefox (12/08/2015) [-]
Yes because I felt girls used that excuse just because they weren't interested in me, or to quickly get away

Better to tell the truth.
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#1105010 - rrenierr (12/08/2015) [-]
Not really
It literally like saying "its not you, its me" except when they ask you out
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#1104979 - brayburn (12/08/2015) [-]
Nope.
I've done the same... Sometimes literally, so they think I'm gay and stay away from me.

... That has backfired though.
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#1104977 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
I tell people its my day off when it really isn't so that I get more money in tips
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#1105005 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
another thing is to ask the guest if everything is alright before they would give tips, if they don't say what's wrong they will feel guilty for lying and pay a bigger tip sometimes.
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#1104986 - leonhardt (12/08/2015) [-]
This is fucking genius
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#1104989 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
But you can't use it all the time
Only sometimes, like once every few weeks
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#1104992 - leonhardt (12/08/2015) [-]
I do have a lot of regulars that would catch on.
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#1104993 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, but like I mostly only do it when it is legit my day off, like tomorrow ill be using that excuse
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#1104996 - leonhardt (12/08/2015) [-]
Yeah.

Unfortunately I never get a day off.

My boss would rather me work 2, 4 hour shifts on two separate days than just give me one, 8 hour shift.
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#1104999 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
logical
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#1104975 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
i'd just say not my type, most people aren't my type... :\
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#1104988 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
^thisz
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#1104998 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
that and i friendzone everyone automatically anyways, aside that it's the only way for anyone to even have a chance of getting close enuf for me to consider dating them later on.
granted the person who does get ahold of me will have little to worry about, i have a super strong loyalty complex and am just happy to be there, the more bonded and happy the stronger i'll get as well.
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#1105003 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
I friendzone people automatically too
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#1105012 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
honestly since everyone seems to want cheap thrills over a lifelong relationship i'd rather keep it that way, they can keep their aids, drugs and drama while i keep my health and peace, i don't put everything i have into a relationship to be cheated out of it with bullshit.
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#1105016 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah im to the point where im not going to date someone I do not see myself marrying or w.e.
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#1105018 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
pretty much how i see things and have been from the start, i don't see it as a game, i'm going for keeps.
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#1104974 - leonhardt (12/08/2015) [-]
I tell women that I don't want to date that I'm gay.
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#1104987 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
that will backfire eventually if you aren't gay/bi
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#1104991 - leonhardt (12/08/2015) [-]
"Oh sorry, I'm not really gay, I just didn't want to date Cheryl and didn't want to hurt her feelings."
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#1104997 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
"Wow you were a dick to cheryl"

Also
>Cheryl
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#1105002 - leonhardt (12/08/2015) [-]
I mean I didn't want to use her real name

Carol
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#1105019 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
wow is she like 40? old ass name/ not 90s friendly
#1104951 - ya it wont work on my phone either and im using data 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1104949 - my fault or theirs?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1104950 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
theirs i guess
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#1104951 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
ya it wont work on my phone either and im using data
#1104947 - what is 502 error  [+] (9 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1104969 - brayburn (12/08/2015) [-]
That special feeling you get in your chest when you firmly cup an antelopes balls in your hands.
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#1104971 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
oh man i love that feeling
#1104976 - brayburn (12/08/2015) [-]
Words cannot describe the bambi cup
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#1104978 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
As they say, a cup is worth a thousand words
#1105000 - brayburn (12/08/2015) [-]
He speaks the prophecy!!!
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#1104948 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
bad gateway
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#1104949 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
my fault or theirs?
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#1104950 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
theirs i guess
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#1104951 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
ya it wont work on my phone either and im using data
#1104944 - it would be ironic if their power was out 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1104943 - wanna test that:  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1104946 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
or we can go to VIR and I'lll smoke you
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#1104945 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah ill make a track through town and we can test it
#1104941 - not like i would buy that pos anyway  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1104942 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
faster than your car
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#1104943 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
wanna test that:
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#1104946 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
or we can go to VIR and I'lll smoke you
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#1104945 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah ill make a track through town and we can test it
#1104939 - its not an internet company. That would be ironic  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1104940 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
true
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#1104944 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
it would be ironic if their power was out
#1104935 - now u wanna sell it.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1104938 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
That was me being sarcastic because it had an issue
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#1104941 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
not like i would buy that pos anyway
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#1104942 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
faster than your car
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#1104943 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
wanna test that:
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#1104946 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
or we can go to VIR and I'lll smoke you
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#1104945 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah ill make a track through town and we can test it
#1104937 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
You wish
#1104934 - Omg my ******* power company wont let me pay. Site is down  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1104936 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
ironic, really.
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#1104939 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
its not an internet company.
That would be ironic
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#1104940 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
true
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#1104944 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
it would be ironic if their power was out
#1104931 - you cant But i needed to update thats why it didnt send  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1104932 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
o
#1104928 - did u block me on snapchat ?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1104929 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
no
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#1104930 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
dude idk shit bout snapchat i didnt even know yo ucould block ppl
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#1104931 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
you cant
But i needed to update thats why it didnt send
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#1104932 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
o
#1104924 - 1st one is 420 ft  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1104926 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
ok lemme try it
#1104922 - the x isnt red at least  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1104923 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
Hadn't sent it in yet
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#1104925 - punchmyblood (12/08/2015) [-]
shits rigged
#1104927 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
fuck this math im going back to smoking weed
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#1104924 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
1st one is 420 ft
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#1104926 - phanact (12/08/2015) [-]
ok lemme try it
#1104921 - dummy 12/08/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1806 - totallynatedrake (03/08/2016) [-]
everything is pink
#1796 to #1795 - fjaddictftw (01/08/2016) [-]
Found
On
Roadside
Dead
#1797 to #1796 - phanact (01/08/2016) [-]
You didn't see the best part
#1798 to #1797 - fjaddictftw (01/09/2016) [-]
I watched the whole thing
#1800 to #1798 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
Wanna help wax my legs
#1801 to #1800 - fjaddictftw (01/09/2016) [-]
you already shaved them
#1802 to #1801 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
not now but in like a week or two
#1804 to #1802 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
clockwork gnome
undertaker
zombie chow
haunted creeper
huge toad
loot hoarder
nerubian egg
unstable choul
dancing swords
deathlord
baron rivendare x1
mechanical yeti
piloted shredder
anubisath sentinel
fuegen
stallag
wobbling runts
#1803 to #1802 - fjaddictftw (01/09/2016) [-]
sure
#1805 to #1803 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
ty
#1799 to #1798 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
Gay
#1794 - gizmoo (12/17/2015) [-]
#1793 - totallynatedrake (12/16/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#1783 - totallynatedrake (12/08/2015) [-]
opiates
what are you thinking?
#1787 to #1783 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
how did you find out all of a sudden anyhow
#1788 to #1787 - totallynatedrake (12/08/2015) [-]
you are harming myself
because you post it on thread and you were sad
#1789 to #1788 - fjaddictftw (12/09/2015) [-]
The only person I'm hurting is me really
#1790 to #1789 - totallynatedrake (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
it'll get better
just dont lose hope
#1791 to #1790 - fjaddictftw (12/09/2015) [-]
You don't know. Nobody understands how strong withdrawals are.
#1792 to #1791 - totallynatedrake (12/09/2015) [-]
they are strong but yout gotta fight it
you have to use will power
or just go to rehab they'll sort you out
#1784 to #1783 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
Late to the party i see
#1785 to #1784 - totallynatedrake (12/08/2015) [-]
but why
#1786 to #1785 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
why does it matter?
#1778 - nayytayisgod (11/30/2015) [-]
your profile hurts
#1779 to #1778 - fjaddictftw (11/30/2015) [-]
your life hurts
#1780 to #1779 - nayytayisgod (11/30/2015) [-]
#1781 to #1780 - fjaddictftw (11/30/2015) [-]
#1782 to #1781 - nayytayisgod (11/30/2015) [-]

#1774 - exotic ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
#1775 to #1774 - fjaddictftw (11/23/2015) [-]
hi
#1777 to #1775 - exotic ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
I don't have much to say
Flutterhorse is best horse
#1769 - mvtjets (10/20/2015) [-]
#1770 to #1769 - fjaddictftw (10/21/2015) [-]
no
#1771 to #1770 - mvtjets (10/21/2015) [-]
yes
#1772 to #1771 - fjaddictftw (10/21/2015) [-]
#1773 to #1772 - mvtjets (10/21/2015) [-]
#1776 to #1773 - fjaddictftw (11/23/2015) [-]
#1755 - theorangefox (10/01/2015) [-]
Here, fox for u.
#1756 to #1755 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
They're so cute. Why can't they be fully domesticated
#1757 to #1756 - theorangefox (10/01/2015) [-]
I've heard they can be in certain parts of america, but they are high maintenance and expensive
#1758 to #1757 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
I think it's illegal to own certain animals. I dunno about foxes though. They just run away from people. I know they are kind of tamed when they are raised on wildlife rescue sites. Eventually they are released back into the wild once they've healed and become wild though. I'm sure people probably own them somewhere though. Celebrities and ****.
#1759 to #1758 - theorangefox (10/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's why domesticated ones have to be kept in cages or they run away :c
#1760 to #1759 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
That's no life for an animal.
#1761 to #1760 - theorangefox (10/01/2015) [-]
:c

*gives chocolate*
#1762 to #1761 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
#1763 to #1762 - theorangefox (10/01/2015) [-]
Hugs?
#1764 to #1763 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
*hugs*
#1766 to #1765 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
lol. definitely missed that comment.
#1767 to #1766 - theorangefox (10/01/2015) [-]
I think he just wated a hug too.
#1768 to #1767 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
probably
#1753 - neppy (09/27/2015) [-]
#1754 to #1753 - fjaddictftw (09/27/2015) [-]
hai