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fjaddictftw

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Interests: Ponies and other gay ass shit
Date Signed Up:11/24/2012
Last Login:4/07/2015
Location:East coast
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#317671 - 2 days clean and sober, feeling pretty good actually.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #317702 - wigglyjr (02/11/2015) [-]
Keep it up, yeah?
User avatar #317752 - fjaddictftw (02/11/2015) [-]
im going to do my best
#317778 - wigglyjr (02/11/2015) [-]
Good luck!
#317636 - don't become me. don't take more than prescribed... don't abus…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #317965 - phanact (02/11/2015) [-]
no shit im not gonna
that's fucking stupid
they'll do their job, trust me
User avatar #320145 - fjaddictftw (02/11/2015) [-]
yeah... you know how many people that get hooked after surgeries? Sometimes it'll just happen. Don't get mad, just be careful
#320313 - phanact (02/11/2015) [-]
I can look at you and see how easy it is to abuse it, and that alone is just enough motivation to make sure I'm only taking them on a tight schedule.
User avatar #321147 - fjaddictftw (02/11/2015) [-]
good
#315601 - Is ur sis driving you? cuz you'll be too out of it to drive af…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #315610 - phanact (02/10/2015) [-]
see you on the roads : )
#315577 - **fjaddictftw used "*roll picture*"** **fjaddictftw rolled … 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#315575 - you'll be okay ***** . 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#315570 - most of the time is spent shaving, fixing my hair, shampoo,con…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #315581 - joshlol (02/10/2015) [-]
oh
I spend like 30 minutes just standing there thinking and 5 mins washing
#315556 - dick 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#315551 - ye. but muh monies 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#315548 - no. 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#315547 - im making it sound better than an hour plus...  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #315560 - joshlol (02/10/2015) [-]
dont you get bored
User avatar #315570 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
most of the time is spent shaving, fixing my hair, shampoo,conditioner, brush, rinse. wash body, wash face, sing, contemplate life's meaning, sacrifice small creatures to the drain gods, all that normal showering jazz
User avatar #315581 - joshlol (02/10/2015) [-]
oh
I spend like 30 minutes just standing there thinking and 5 mins washing
#315389 - I am really in no condition to work. I think something is wron…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #315428 - joshlol (02/10/2015) [-]
I thought I took long showers
User avatar #315547 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
im making it sound better than an hour plus...
User avatar #315560 - joshlol (02/10/2015) [-]
dont you get bored
User avatar #315570 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
most of the time is spent shaving, fixing my hair, shampoo,conditioner, brush, rinse. wash body, wash face, sing, contemplate life's meaning, sacrifice small creatures to the drain gods, all that normal showering jazz
User avatar #315581 - joshlol (02/10/2015) [-]
oh
I spend like 30 minutes just standing there thinking and 5 mins washing
#315402 - amuter (02/10/2015) [-]
Your health needs to git gud
User avatar #315551 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
ye. but muh monies
User avatar #315391 - tatwo (02/10/2015) [-]
That's really not very good at all. Have you seen a doctor?
User avatar #315548 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
no.
#315380 - holy **** i was right o.O 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#315379 - because the drugs they give you can make you puke and choke on…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #315380 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
holy shit i was right o.O
#315377 - they give you good pills after 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#315376 - really sick 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#315062 - I really should call in to work today...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #315080 - tranquilizer (02/10/2015) [-]
why
User avatar #315376 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
really sick
#315055 - I only ate ~300 calories yesterday... 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#314913 - it sounds like my lungs 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#314888 - I didnt pass 5th grade 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#314885 - ...do you know how lungs work? They coat areas, if it were…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #314894 - grancenobita (02/10/2015) [-]
I do know how lungs work.

They diaphragm sounds like the causation of the wheezing and it, being a muscle, can "set" in a spot where it needs to relax enough to be able to expand like it could before.
User avatar #314913 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
it sounds like my lungs
#314878 - >you need to clear mucus >hold in your coughs …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#314889 - wigglyjr (02/10/2015) [-]
I said to not hold in a cough.
User avatar #314884 - grancenobita (02/10/2015) [-]
>Try not to hold it in
User avatar #314888 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
I didnt pass 5th grade
#314875 - I've been taking mucinex. and coughing up mucus. it's not trap…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #314879 - grancenobita (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's probably the gap where the mucus was.
User avatar #314885 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
...do you know how lungs work?
They coat areas, if it were obstructing an area I wouldnt be able to breathe
User avatar #314894 - grancenobita (02/10/2015) [-]
I do know how lungs work.

They diaphragm sounds like the causation of the wheezing and it, being a muscle, can "set" in a spot where it needs to relax enough to be able to expand like it could before.
User avatar #314913 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
it sounds like my lungs
#314869 - I got pneumonia a lot as a kid. three times in one year thoug…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#314902 - zekeon (02/10/2015) [-]
Try a lot of decongestants, plenty of fluids, stay home when you can, yadda yadda.

Make sure that if you feel like you have something stuck in your throat to cough it up into the sink. Seriously, that's important. It's gross but it's gotta be done. Also consider some herbal tea if you're into that kind of thing.

If it doesn't start getting better in a few days, get a professional opinion.

This kind of thing used to happen to me a lot during allergy season.
#314843 - should I go to the doctor? I've had a cold for a few days,…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #314847 - wigglyjr (02/10/2015) [-]
You need to clear the mucus from your lungs more. Try not to hold it in when you have to cough.
User avatar #314878 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
>you need to clear mucus
>hold in your coughs
nigga what?
#314889 - wigglyjr (02/10/2015) [-]
I said to not hold in a cough.
User avatar #314884 - grancenobita (02/10/2015) [-]
>Try not to hold it in
User avatar #314888 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
I didnt pass 5th grade
User avatar #314846 - grancenobita (02/10/2015) [-]
Sounds like the big thing you need is a decongestant.
User avatar #314875 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
I've been taking mucinex. and coughing up mucus. it's not trapped. but there's a groaning wheeze from beneath my sternum
User avatar #314879 - grancenobita (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's probably the gap where the mucus was.
User avatar #314885 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
...do you know how lungs work?
They coat areas, if it were obstructing an area I wouldnt be able to breathe
User avatar #314894 - grancenobita (02/10/2015) [-]
I do know how lungs work.

They diaphragm sounds like the causation of the wheezing and it, being a muscle, can "set" in a spot where it needs to relax enough to be able to expand like it could before.
User avatar #314913 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
it sounds like my lungs
User avatar #314844 - zekeon (02/10/2015) [-]
yeah probably.

Got a history of respiratory problems?
User avatar #314869 - fjaddictftw (02/10/2015) [-]
I got pneumonia a lot as a kid. three times in one year though one case was just walking pneumonia. and asthma.
#314902 - zekeon (02/10/2015) [-]
Try a lot of decongestants, plenty of fluids, stay home when you can, yadda yadda.

Make sure that if you feel like you have something stuck in your throat to cough it up into the sink. Seriously, that's important. It's gross but it's gotta be done. Also consider some herbal tea if you're into that kind of thing.

If it doesn't start getting better in a few days, get a professional opinion.

This kind of thing used to happen to me a lot during allergy season.
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#1662 - inudewaruika (03/26/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday Addi!   
   
I hope you enjoy your day :3
Happy Birthday Addi!

I hope you enjoy your day :3
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - fjaddictftw (03/27/2015) [-]
I did, but I've come to the conclusion that being drunk is just extreme dizziness and shouting like you are deaf to communicate. hah. (21st bday)
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - inudewaruika (03/27/2015) [-]
Yeah drunk's not fun, but I'm glad you still enjoyed yourself ^.^
User avatar #1660 - mrpeep (02/27/2015) [-]
Your profile hurts my eyes.
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - fjaddictftw (02/27/2015) [-]
i get that a lot
User avatar #1658 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/24/2015) [-]
hey addy.
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - fjaddictftw (02/24/2015) [-]
What's up?
#1654 - totallynatedrake (02/13/2015) [-]
we all tried to help you so many times including myself   
i know you are better than this   
show your better self
we all tried to help you so many times including myself
i know you are better than this
show your better self
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - fjaddictftw (02/13/2015) [-]
he put my address on the map so i put it right back. so i got banned. ive been not doing hard drugs so idk whats wrong here
#1656 to #1655 - totallynatedrake (02/13/2015) [-]
no drugs is a lot better   
and besides   
not like anyone is going to drive there and find you   
   
i saw it myself   
im not going over there
no drugs is a lot better
and besides
not like anyone is going to drive there and find you

i saw it myself
im not going over there
User avatar #1653 - coionel (02/06/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #1651 - garymotherfingoak (01/30/2015) [-]
MY EYES
THEY BURN
User avatar #1646 - wemilznotkill (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm sorry I haven't really been there to help you addi

I just want you to know, if you need my number again to text me I can pm it.

I love ya friend
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - wemilznotkill (01/22/2015) [-]
also your background hurts my eyes, love you still though

oh and hit me up on facebook too
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - fjaddictftw (01/23/2015) [-]
just snap me your cell number. like in the text thing
#1645 - keatontheghostfox (01/22/2015) [-]
U have been visited by the spooky Keaton
Gud fortune and rupees will come 2 u
But only if you know how many mailboxes r in clocktown. U have been visited by the spooky Keaton
Gud fortune and rupees will come 2 u
But only if you know how many mailboxes r in clocktown.
User avatar #1640 - vampyrate (01/13/2015) [-]
Your profile burns my soul.
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - fjaddictftw (01/13/2015) [-]
where on earth did you come from?
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - vampyrate (01/13/2015) [-]
My mother's vagina.
User avatar #1635 - Hawke (01/01/2015) [-]
AHHHHHAGGHHGGHH IT BURNS
User avatar #1634 - neppy (12/30/2014) [-]
MY *******
User avatar #1633 - nelliel ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
sure is 90's in here
User avatar #1629 - comexx (12/28/2014) [-]
OH GOD, MY EYES!
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - fjaddictftw (12/28/2014) [-]
who are you peopel?
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - comexx (12/28/2014) [-]
No idea. I just saw a link to your profile, clicked it and regreted immediately.
User avatar #1632 to #1631 - fjaddictftw (12/28/2014) [-]
MUAHAHAHAH
User avatar #1626 - sheashea (12/28/2014) [-]
Jesus ****
#1620 - DrOhcysp (12/27/2014) [-]
love the eye rape
love the eye rape
User avatar #1619 - exotic (12/27/2014) [-]
dear god
User avatar #1618 - ohmeghon (12/24/2014) [-]
Serious though. A life lived for revenge is spent better than one taken in a sad attempt of martyrdom. Kill bill styles woman, make me ******* proud
User avatar #1621 to #1618 - fjaddictftw (12/27/2014) [-]
i dont have anyone to seek revenge on
#1613 - ultimateasshole (12/18/2014) [-]
What did i do to piss you off?
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - fjaddictftw (12/19/2014) [-]
nothing
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - ultimateasshole (12/19/2014) [-]
well you thumbed down my goodnight post
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - fjaddictftw (12/19/2014) [-]
I thumbed down every post
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