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Gender: female
Age: 22
Interests: Ponies and other gay ass shit
Date Signed Up:11/24/2012
Location:East coast
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#1145414 - 20 people died in a tornado 12/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#74058 - Hey, so your Christmas gift won't be here until January... I sorry 12/24/2015 on phanact's profile 0
#1135954 - it cant be that different. You are right off the coast 12/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1135951 - I was finally able to find a store that sells my favorite rose… 12/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1132740 - Phan told me you live in Australia though  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1132744 - brayburn (12/22/2015) [-]
Nawww, man.
I'm from New Zealand. It's like, way different.
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#1135954 - fjaddictftw (12/24/2015) [-]
it cant be that different. You are right off the coast
#286 - lol 12/22/2015 on Friendly reminder 0
#1132737 - * as a kind gesture.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1132739 - novabird (12/22/2015) [-]
understood, confusion is common.
#1132736 - okay. I just know that's what I mean it as, but people take th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1132737 - fjaddictftw (12/22/2015) [-]
* as a kind gesture.
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#1132739 - novabird (12/22/2015) [-]
understood, confusion is common.
#1132734 - ?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1132738 - brayburn (12/22/2015) [-]
Wrong country, mane.
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#1132740 - fjaddictftw (12/22/2015) [-]
Phan told me you live in Australia though
#1132744 - brayburn (12/22/2015) [-]
Nawww, man.
I'm from New Zealand. It's like, way different.
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#1135954 - fjaddictftw (12/24/2015) [-]
it cant be that different. You are right off the coast
#1132728 - Well all of them are getting cards and a select few of my cowo…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1132729 - novabird (12/22/2015) [-]
then i'd say kind gesture over kissing but.
#1132736 - fjaddictftw (12/22/2015) [-]
okay. I just know that's what I mean it as, but people take things different ways sometimes
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#1132737 - fjaddictftw (12/22/2015) [-]
* as a kind gesture.
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#1132739 - novabird (12/22/2015) [-]
understood, confusion is common.
#1132726 - You only have kangaroos and **** there, right?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +2
#1132730 - brayburn (12/22/2015) [-]
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#1132734 - fjaddictftw (12/22/2015) [-]
?
#1132738 - brayburn (12/22/2015) [-]
Wrong country, mane.
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#1132740 - fjaddictftw (12/22/2015) [-]
Phan told me you live in Australia though
#1132744 - brayburn (12/22/2015) [-]
Nawww, man.
I'm from New Zealand. It's like, way different.
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#1135954 - fjaddictftw (12/24/2015) [-]
it cant be that different. You are right off the coast
#1132725 - Do managers consider it as a kind gesture or sucking up if you…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1134115 - gggfrt (12/23/2015) [-]
Just like get a couple other people cards too
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#1134116 - gggfrt (12/23/2015) [-]
oh
i wish the time since posted things were live trackers instead of manual refresh, then I'd know I haven't refreshed in 17 hours
#1132727 - novabird (12/22/2015) [-]
depends on the manager.
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#1132728 - fjaddictftw (12/22/2015) [-]
Well all of them are getting cards and a select few of my coworkers are getting actual gifts
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#1132729 - novabird (12/22/2015) [-]
then i'd say kind gesture over kissing but.
#1132736 - fjaddictftw (12/22/2015) [-]
okay. I just know that's what I mean it as, but people take things different ways sometimes
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#1132737 - fjaddictftw (12/22/2015) [-]
* as a kind gesture.
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#1132739 - novabird (12/22/2015) [-]
understood, confusion is common.
#1132722 - noot 12/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1130793 - This is Trina, my cat.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +2
#1130798 - novabird (12/21/2015) [-]
yep, i'd say your cat is about as big as nova, i think comet has a cat like that as well.
#1130772 - What type of bird is she? She's pretty  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +2
#1130784 - novabird (12/21/2015) [-]
hybrid eclectus parrot, they are a very unusual species of parrot, no dust because oil glands and hair like iridescent feathers so far less to have allergies from them plus other neat perks.
one of the most gentle and quiet parrots as well, she makes phone, chimeing and cooing sounds rather than harsh squawking etc, females are also far harder to train then males due to genetic behavior differences, nova is a weird exception for her breed.
#1130793 - fjaddictftw (12/21/2015) [-]
This is Trina, my cat.
#1130798 - novabird (12/21/2015) [-]
yep, i'd say your cat is about as big as nova, i think comet has a cat like that as well.
#1130752 - how do you cuddle a bird though? I cuddle my cat, but I'd…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1130767 - novabird (12/21/2015) [-]
nova is huge, about the size of your cat likely about 2' wingspan with 1' length of body at 500 grams, birds tend to snuggle up to your neck or chest usually but nova's so big that she can safely cuddle in my armpit, neck, chest or side etc as she pleases, she also cuddles under the blankets as well, i also don't hardly move in my sleep and am rather tiny.
as shown here she also likes to cuddle blankets as well.
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#1130772 - fjaddictftw (12/21/2015) [-]
What type of bird is she? She's pretty
#1130784 - novabird (12/21/2015) [-]
hybrid eclectus parrot, they are a very unusual species of parrot, no dust because oil glands and hair like iridescent feathers so far less to have allergies from them plus other neat perks.
one of the most gentle and quiet parrots as well, she makes phone, chimeing and cooing sounds rather than harsh squawking etc, females are also far harder to train then males due to genetic behavior differences, nova is a weird exception for her breed.
#1130793 - fjaddictftw (12/21/2015) [-]
This is Trina, my cat.
#1130798 - novabird (12/21/2015) [-]
yep, i'd say your cat is about as big as nova, i think comet has a cat like that as well.
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#1130758 - brayburn (12/21/2015) [-]
I was bloody paranoid about my dog sleeping on the bed when he was a pup for that exact reason.
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#1130768 - novabird (12/21/2015) [-]
>>#1130767, she big.
#1130750 - yeah that's some bs  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1130757 - applejackownish (12/21/2015) [-]
They're also sold to look like they're from a different time
www.guitarcenter.com/Fender-Custom-Shop/1962-Heavy-Relic-Stratocaster-Electric-Guitar.gc
#1130749 - I take it back. **** that ****. I can only rationalize a m… 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1130745 - It kinda makes sense I guess. For a wooden acoustic maybe? …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1130748 - applejackownish (12/21/2015) [-]
Putting holes and random dents in an acoustic guitar does not sound good
I dunno
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#1130750 - fjaddictftw (12/21/2015) [-]
yeah that's some bs
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#1130757 - applejackownish (12/21/2015) [-]
They're also sold to look like they're from a different time
www.guitarcenter.com/Fender-Custom-Shop/1962-Heavy-Relic-Stratocaster-Electric-Guitar.gc
#1130732 - that is 100% joke  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1130742 - applejackownish (12/21/2015) [-]
That video is but it's something people actually do
How to relic a guitar to make it look old!!! (stratocaster)
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#1130749 - fjaddictftw (12/21/2015) [-]
I take it back. Fuck that shit.
I can only rationalize a more rustic, natural look for a wooden acoustic guitar. Like taking off the shiny coating.
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#1130745 - fjaddictftw (12/21/2015) [-]
It kinda makes sense I guess. For a wooden acoustic maybe?
Not for an electric.
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#1130748 - applejackownish (12/21/2015) [-]
Putting holes and random dents in an acoustic guitar does not sound good
I dunno
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#1130750 - fjaddictftw (12/21/2015) [-]
yeah that's some bs
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#1130757 - applejackownish (12/21/2015) [-]
They're also sold to look like they're from a different time
www.guitarcenter.com/Fender-Custom-Shop/1962-Heavy-Relic-Stratocaster-Electric-Guitar.gc
#1130714 - come and see my tree. es muy bonita 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1130712 - o 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1130694 - soop  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +4
#1130735 - novabird (12/21/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUK6ImapGF8
unknown, everything got really loud then went normal once i calmed down.
aside that feel weird but i can't label it.
thine self?
#1130707 - twilightssparkle (12/21/2015) [-]
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#1130712 - fjaddictftw (12/21/2015) [-]
o
#1130699 - crankyddonkey (12/21/2015) [-]
soup.
#1127598 - K noot erry pone  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1127602 - hunman (12/19/2015) [-]
Nite
#1127586 - They said 9 or 10 am. It's almost 6 am. I bought an alarm cloc…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1128644 - novabird (12/20/2015) [-]
well fak...-_-
at least charged.
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#1806 - totallynatedrake (03/08/2016) [-]
everything is pink
#1796 to #1795 - fjaddictftw (01/08/2016) [-]
Found
On
Roadside
Dead
#1797 to #1796 - phanact (01/08/2016) [-]
You didn't see the best part
#1798 to #1797 - fjaddictftw (01/09/2016) [-]
I watched the whole thing
#1800 to #1798 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
Wanna help wax my legs
#1801 to #1800 - fjaddictftw (01/09/2016) [-]
you already shaved them
#1802 to #1801 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
not now but in like a week or two
#1804 to #1802 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
clockwork gnome
undertaker
zombie chow
haunted creeper
huge toad
loot hoarder
nerubian egg
unstable choul
dancing swords
deathlord
baron rivendare x1
mechanical yeti
piloted shredder
anubisath sentinel
fuegen
stallag
wobbling runts
#1803 to #1802 - fjaddictftw (01/09/2016) [-]
sure
#1805 to #1803 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
ty
#1799 to #1798 - phanact (01/09/2016) [-]
Gay
#1794 - gizmoo (12/17/2015) [-]
#1793 - totallynatedrake (12/16/2015) [-]
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#1783 - totallynatedrake (12/08/2015) [-]
opiates
what are you thinking?
#1787 to #1783 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
how did you find out all of a sudden anyhow
#1788 to #1787 - totallynatedrake (12/08/2015) [-]
you are harming myself
because you post it on thread and you were sad
#1789 to #1788 - fjaddictftw (12/09/2015) [-]
The only person I'm hurting is me really
#1790 to #1789 - totallynatedrake (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
it'll get better
just dont lose hope
#1791 to #1790 - fjaddictftw (12/09/2015) [-]
You don't know. Nobody understands how strong withdrawals are.
#1792 to #1791 - totallynatedrake (12/09/2015) [-]
they are strong but yout gotta fight it
you have to use will power
or just go to rehab they'll sort you out
#1784 to #1783 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
Late to the party i see
#1785 to #1784 - totallynatedrake (12/08/2015) [-]
but why
#1786 to #1785 - fjaddictftw (12/08/2015) [-]
why does it matter?
#1778 - nayytayisgod (11/30/2015) [-]
your profile hurts
#1779 to #1778 - fjaddictftw (11/30/2015) [-]
your life hurts
#1781 to #1780 - fjaddictftw (11/30/2015) [-]
#1774 - exotic (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
#1775 to #1774 - fjaddictftw (11/23/2015) [-]
hi
#1777 to #1775 - exotic (11/23/2015) [-]
I don't have much to say
Flutterhorse is best horse
#1769 - mvtjets (10/20/2015) [-]
#1770 to #1769 - fjaddictftw (10/21/2015) [-]
no
#1771 to #1770 - mvtjets (10/21/2015) [-]
yes
#1772 to #1771 - fjaddictftw (10/21/2015) [-]
#1773 to #1772 - mvtjets (10/21/2015) [-]
#1755 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Here, fox for u.
#1756 to #1755 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
They're so cute. Why can't they be fully domesticated
#1757 to #1756 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I've heard they can be in certain parts of america, but they are high maintenance and expensive
#1758 to #1757 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
I think it's illegal to own certain animals. I dunno about foxes though. They just run away from people. I know they are kind of tamed when they are raised on wildlife rescue sites. Eventually they are released back into the wild once they've healed and become wild though. I'm sure people probably own them somewhere though. Celebrities and ****.
#1759 to #1758 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's why domesticated ones have to be kept in cages or they run away :c
#1760 to #1759 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
That's no life for an animal.
#1761 to #1760 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
:c

*gives chocolate*
#1763 to #1762 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Hugs?
#1764 to #1763 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
*hugs*
#1765 to #1764 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
#1766 to #1765 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
lol. definitely missed that comment.
#1767 to #1766 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I think he just wated a hug too.
#1768 to #1767 - fjaddictftw (10/01/2015) [-]
probably
#1753 - neppy (09/27/2015) [-]
#1754 to #1753 - fjaddictftw (09/27/2015) [-]
hai