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Level 142 Content: Faptastic → Level 143 Content: Faptastic
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Level 122 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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#128 - I did this a long time ago... It wasn't AT ALL as easy as the …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Chocolate cups +1
User avatar #149 - tylosaurus (03/22/2014) [-]
The balloons are too big and the blast is too big for the tiny chocolate to withstand, I guess?
User avatar #129 - ivviism (03/22/2014) [-]
Try making solid chocolate from scratch ingredients... You have to get a couple chocolate bars from the store, read their important ingredients (cocoa fat, cocoa solids, sugar, and soy lecithin) and do the math to determine their ratios to themselves and the whole, take note of the weight ratios, etc. Then you have to order pure cocoa fat from online, and buy some pure chocolate liquor bars from the store and powder sugar, (granulated messes it up since the granules don't dissolve, then you have to learn about colloids and emulsions and to temper it all correctly in a double boiler which requires bringing the temp up and down to precise values. and not a single drop of water can ever touch your precious mixture. It's a bitch.
#229 - A vacum cleaner... Maybe the metalpipe could be useful! 08/19/2013 on Zombie preparation.... 0
#138 - If they have curtains, I'm gonna take down the curtains and ta… 08/02/2013 on Start thinking. 0
#139 - Awww :'( 07/31/2013 on shower time -4
#18 - One of my friends told me that they run like that, so the ani…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on How to run like a ninja 0
User avatar #19 - chenn (07/26/2013) [-]
Well they don't run like that ALL the time, just when they want to be really fast, but what do we know, maybe you're right! :3
#348 - S√łnderborg, Denmark 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#8 - Alexis Ren, ladies and gentlemen...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Isded +3
#27 - lawlzeeful (06/12/2013) [-]
This tumblr account has all sorts of things.
#17 - It's called "Morning Glory" 05/22/2013 on Bad jokes gone right 0
#4 - And for those who haven't read the comics, but have seen the r… 04/19/2013 on The Game +17
#275 - I really like the current design. A suggestion for possible fe… 04/16/2013 on Test out FJ mobile, report... 0
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