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#1196 - **fizkdk used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **fizkdk rolls 879,814** 06/18/2015 on Highest roll defeats Admin +1
#5 - It IS well wrapped, considered he doesn't have any arms! 12/24/2014 on Christmas fear -3
#215 - fasfdsafasd 12/12/2014 on captcha test 0
#214 - Bla bla bla  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on captcha test 0
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#128 - I did this a long time ago... It wasn't AT ALL as easy as the …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Chocolate cups +1
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#149 - tylosaurus (03/22/2014) [-]
The balloons are too big and the blast is too big for the tiny chocolate to withstand, I guess?
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#129 - ivviism (03/22/2014) [-]
Try making solid chocolate from scratch ingredients... You have to get a couple chocolate bars from the store, read their important ingredients (cocoa fat, cocoa solids, sugar, and soy lecithin) and do the math to determine their ratios to themselves and the whole, take note of the weight ratios, etc. Then you have to order pure cocoa fat from online, and buy some pure chocolate liquor bars from the store and powder sugar, (granulated messes it up since the granules don't dissolve, then you have to learn about colloids and emulsions and to temper it all correctly in a double boiler which requires bringing the temp up and down to precise values. and not a single drop of water can ever touch your precious mixture. It's a bitch.
#229 - A vacum cleaner... Maybe the metalpipe could be useful! 08/19/2013 on Zombie preparation.... 0
#138 - If they have curtains, I'm gonna take down the curtains and ta… 08/02/2013 on Start thinking. 0
#139 - Comment deleted 07/31/2013 on shower time -4
#18 - One of my friends told me that they run like that, so the ani…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on How to run like a ninja 0
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#19 - chenn (07/26/2013) [-]
Well they don't run like that ALL the time, just when they want to be really fast, but what do we know, maybe you're right! :3
#348 - Sønderborg, Denmark 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
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