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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
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Total Comments Made:604
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    So much win. So much win.
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    Judas.... Judas....
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    Beer Smarts Beer Smarts
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    She Thinks She's People. She Thinks She's People.
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    I said NO Bills dammit. I said NO Bills dammit.
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    Nailed it! Nailed it!

latest user's comments

#127 - Those seats are ******* disgustingly dirty. Jesus…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on 50 shades of... wut +5
User avatar #136 - tzukaza (02/20/2015) [-]
well aparently some very dirty sluts was sitting in them so i dont think they minded it too much
#153 - Whatever kiddo, you wrote what you wrote, move along. 02/19/2015 on That's illegal 0
#149 - "Only America has a SWAT team" You didn't say …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on That's illegal 0
User avatar #150 - lolme (02/16/2015) [-]
Haha, holy shit. Who put sand in your vagina? By stating that America has a swat team, I'm not autmatically stating that every state in America has a SWAT team. I even said "A SWAT team", not "multiple". Stop putting words in my mouth bruh.
#153 - fixxxer (02/19/2015) [-]
Whatever kiddo, you wrote what you wrote, move along.
#146 - "SWAT isn't a thing" "Only America has SWAT tea…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/14/2015 on That's illegal 0
User avatar #148 - lolme (02/15/2015) [-]
I never stated they were all over America, I said only America has a SWAT team.

Perhaps you should read thoroughly before you start shit posting?
#149 - fixxxer (02/16/2015) [-]
"Only America has a SWAT team"
You didn't say only "SOME" of America, you said "Only America has a SWAT team"
So that is exactly what you stated, dumb ass.
User avatar #150 - lolme (02/16/2015) [-]
Haha, holy shit. Who put sand in your vagina? By stating that America has a swat team, I'm not autmatically stating that every state in America has a SWAT team. I even said "A SWAT team", not "multiple". Stop putting words in my mouth bruh.
#153 - fixxxer (02/19/2015) [-]
Whatever kiddo, you wrote what you wrote, move along.
#145 - Nah, I don't. In my city, it's SWAT, it's right on their vest backs.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on That's illegal 0
#151 - ExorArgus (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh my bad the OPP has a swat but the major cities have a swat team.
#152 - ExorArgus (02/17/2015) [-]
ETF in major cities i can words i promise
#34 - Depends on your city. I'm in Ontario Canada, and my city 100%…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/13/2015 on That's illegal 0
User avatar #54 - lolme (02/13/2015) [-]
SWAT isn't a "thing", like for example "police". Only America has a SWAT team, but most other countries have an emergency response team. Like America's SWAT.
#146 - fixxxer (02/14/2015) [-]
"SWAT isn't a thing" "Only America has SWAT teams"
SWAT teams aren't fucking America wide, they're localized, city police forces have their own.
User avatar #148 - lolme (02/15/2015) [-]
I never stated they were all over America, I said only America has a SWAT team.

Perhaps you should read thoroughly before you start shit posting?
#149 - fixxxer (02/16/2015) [-]
"Only America has a SWAT team"
You didn't say only "SOME" of America, you said "Only America has a SWAT team"
So that is exactly what you stated, dumb ass.
User avatar #150 - lolme (02/16/2015) [-]
Haha, holy shit. Who put sand in your vagina? By stating that America has a swat team, I'm not autmatically stating that every state in America has a SWAT team. I even said "A SWAT team", not "multiple". Stop putting words in my mouth bruh.
#153 - fixxxer (02/19/2015) [-]
Whatever kiddo, you wrote what you wrote, move along.
#36 - ExorArgus (02/13/2015) [-]
You mean ETF, emergency task force.
#145 - fixxxer (02/14/2015) [-]
Nah, I don't. In my city, it's SWAT, it's right on their vest backs.
#151 - ExorArgus (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh my bad the OPP has a swat but the major cities have a swat team.
#152 - ExorArgus (02/17/2015) [-]
ETF in major cities i can words i promise
#89 - >" ******** feature" >Saves me… 02/09/2015 on Hulk found the mask 0
#35 - You've finally given me a use for this button, congrats.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Hulk found the mask +5
User avatar #46 - unbelievable (02/09/2015) [-]
What does Hide All do?
User avatar #50 - gmarrox (02/09/2015) [-]
Exactly what it says it does. Hides all the comments from a specified user/IP address.
User avatar #57 - unbelievable (02/09/2015) [-]
That is a bullshit feature IMO.
#89 - fixxxer (02/09/2015) [-]
>"Bullshit feature"
>Saves me from seeing all the bullshit I don't need or want to see.

Seems pretty useful to me, fuck those shit posting clowns.
User avatar #58 - gmarrox (02/09/2015) [-]
Why? makes hiding spam a hell of a lot easier.
User avatar #87 - unbelievable (02/09/2015) [-]
Spam members can post useful things once is a while too. What if uchilalover decides to post something informative and you have his account blocked with the Hide All feature? You would miss his input.
User avatar #88 - gmarrox (02/09/2015) [-]
At a certain point, I stop giving a shit what someone has to say. That point is usually when that person has shitposted the same comment with minor tweaks on every single piece of front page content.
#15 - *they're. 02/04/2015 on How I feel about theme... 0
#1 - No, you didn't. 01/30/2015 on Saw this at my University... +54

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User avatar #3 - retardedboss (08/03/2012) [-]
Wicked username, gotta love the Metallica.
#1 - heavyexplosion (07/18/2012) [-]
happy "almost 1 year anniversary on this site," you total stranger.
#2 to #1 - fixxxer (07/18/2012) [-]
Why thank you , you magnificent bastard you.
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