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#148 - someone went to certain school in Alabama 05/16/2015 on Don't Tread on Me +1
#4 - **fivefingerlaugh used "*roll picture*"** **fivefingerlaugh…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on The navy +11
#7 - Rascal (05/06/2015) [-]
Quit Bragging
User avatar #6 - syshusky (05/06/2015) [-]
One guy mopped in the rain, another guy was forced to sweep the floor on his hand and knees, and I had to unclog a toilet by punching it.

Drill Sargent said use a plunger but we didn't have one. He proceeded to yell at me because he claimed we did and said if I bothered him again I would be punished. I was already fucking up a lot so I just punched the toilet to unclog it. Drill Sargent walks in with my arm elbow deep in shit. Pull out my arm and the toilet flushes just as he says, "That's fucking gross man!" Proceeded to look around and couldn't find a plunger anywhere. Came back with disinfectant wipes and told me to take a thirty minute shower. If I came back out before my thirty minutes were up he would go in there and scrub my nasty ass himself. When I walked out he took my arm and rubbed disinfectant all over it till it stung and smelled like lemon.

People wonder why I got a medical discharge. In all honestly the medical was for my knee...
#3 - Comment deleted 05/06/2015 on The navy 0
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#103 - another interesting fact is a unit of packed red cel… 04/24/2015 on Huge fact comp #6 0
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#78 - im pretty sure its wuchereria bancrofti because the nuclei do … 12/01/2014 on White Blood Cells Attacking... 0
#71 - er correction your eosiniphils, or RBC* 12/01/2014 on White Blood Cells Attacking... 0
#70 - our body cant kill them as fast as they produce they weaken th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on White Blood Cells Attacking... +3
#71 - fivefingerlaugh (12/01/2014) [-]
er correction your eosiniphils, or RBC*
#24 - fun facts about the parasite: -Its a Microfiliria Spp(i do…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2014 on White Blood Cells Attacking... +27
#78 - fivefingerlaugh (12/01/2014) [-]
im pretty sure its wuchereria bancrofti because the nuclei do not touch the mouth or tail of the worm (the dots you see inside the worm)
#53 - biater (12/01/2014) [-]
If our immune system is so good at wrecking these worms, how do people ever get them?
#70 - fivefingerlaugh (12/01/2014) [-]
our body cant kill them as fast as they produce they weaken the body overall by killing your wbc. it also boils down to the individuals immune system, wether or not they are immunocompromised or theyre healthy and most countries which harbor this disease dont have healthy inhabitants.
#71 - fivefingerlaugh (12/01/2014) [-]
er correction your eosiniphils, or RBC*

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