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#19 - the picture itself look like a core lab. its the place where y… 11/22/2015 on Joys of being a supervisor 0
#6 - would love this a desktop wallpaper 09/30/2015 on Wabbit Season +1
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#7 - anon (05/06/2015) [-]
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#6 - syshusky (05/06/2015) [-]
One guy mopped in the rain, another guy was forced to sweep the floor on his hand and knees, and I had to unclog a toilet by punching it.

Drill Sargent said use a plunger but we didn't have one. He proceeded to yell at me because he claimed we did and said if I bothered him again I would be punished. I was already fucking up a lot so I just punched the toilet to unclog it. Drill Sargent walks in with my arm elbow deep in shit. Pull out my arm and the toilet flushes just as he says, "That's fucking gross man!" Proceeded to look around and couldn't find a plunger anywhere. Came back with disinfectant wipes and told me to take a thirty minute shower. If I came back out before my thirty minutes were up he would go in there and scrub my nasty ass himself. When I walked out he took my arm and rubbed disinfectant all over it till it stung and smelled like lemon.

People wonder why I got a medical discharge. In all honestly the medical was for my knee...
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#103 - another interesting fact is a unit of packed red cel… 04/24/2015 on Huge fact comp #6 0
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#78 - im pretty sure its wuchereria bancrofti because the nuclei do … 12/01/2014 on White Blood Cells Attacking... 0
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