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#39 - Picture 12/18/2014 on MindBlowning +22
#136 - >shapeshifting into lesser beings why shapeshift when …  [+] (21 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Choice game 0
User avatar #147 - fishinyourface (12/13/2014) [-]
there's way too many pieces of shit in this species to be the ultimate animal....
User avatar #137 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
If you choose green you can fly, run super fast, swim super fast, breathe under water, go to very hot or cold places, pretty much shape shift into anything to adapt. If you choose blue, all you can do it fly....
#522 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
why are you acting like grey isn't the ultimate one?

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel to
User avatar #150 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
What do you mean super fast? You can only transform into being that is not extinct, you still gonna get tired from running, flying and such.
Dont get me wrong I'll choose Green aswell, thats just awesome.
User avatar #166 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
You can transform into a cheetah for speed, polar bear for when you cold, bearded dragon for when you hot, you needa breathe underwater? BAM now you a shark, baddest mofo out there. Wanna go fast underwater? BAM now you a big ass tuna or some shit.
User avatar #168 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
Cheetah can run fast for like few hundred yards then they are exhausted and must rest, also in the water I would turn into a mf giant squid or orca much badder than some shark!
User avatar #175 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
Those are just examples. If you wanna go fast just turn into a peregrine falcon or something
User avatar #178 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
They are only very fast when diving, that's gonna leave you drained aswell, they are gliders.
You wont get super speed and things but Green is still the most awesome, although I think it should be transform into whatever you can imagine, since other than the healing thing none of the others got limitations on them.
#523 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
Grey is the best one, how can you not see that?

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel to
User avatar #542 - stifflimb (12/17/2014) [-]
Move yourself that fast likely will choke yourself to death or crushed by air pressure depending on acceleration and if you have yourself in completely surrounded by the force of your power all it would take is something sudden to likely make the force move or shift crushing you.
You need to know how to perfectly move that light or it will just be a mess.
You can only move objects so you likely cannot bend time itself so forget that.
Yes telekinesis is the powers name, we know that.
We gone through the thing about flying that fast already.
Teleportation again might not even be possible if you can only move objects and you need to know how to do it aswell.
You can still be killed by the most basic virus or bacteria.
Constantly use the force on your muscles would end up in you making a mistake smashing your whole body sooner or later.
Do you know how the whole thing with space time even works?
You likely need to be able to see things to actually move it meaning you would only be moving the light the stars project if you even can that since you wont be able to sense the starts themselfs in anyway.
Again do you even have a clue how time travel would work, you pretty much saying yeah I can move things with my mind so now I can peform brain surgery with my mind even though I got no idea what I'm doing.
#546 - bearception (12/17/2014) [-]
<If i surround myself in said force wouldn't whatever i crashed into be the thing that gets crushed?>
<not really I just need to make a "curtain" around me to guide the light around, I wouldn't need to individually control every particle.>
<space time is a real thing in this universe and considering all matter is made up of quarks held together by the strong force and atoms only interact with other atoms due to electrical repulsion and electrons are both waves and particles I don't see whats wrong with space time which I and every other object in the universe can manipulate by attracting higgs bosons to give us mass and with our interacting with the <insert term here> of the universe.>
WELL OK THERE EDGYLIMB
surround yourself with bubble <we can argue this more thoroughly if you want>
It seems pretty simplistic <stretch this piece of space and attach it to there>
vaccines, also couldn't I create a hyper thin shield of air which vibrates at such high speeds the air inside is over 1000 degrees, it would be so thin that if it ever broke the air would diffuse into the atmosphere and come out as a hot blast while any thing microscopic would get fried, behind that I would have a hyper thin section of cool air (this would ensure that I'm not constantly breathing in super heated dust particles and act as a buffer and keep me comfortable in case of malfunction, but I'd turn it off when I'm eating because I wouldn't want to eat cold food)>
<yeah I realized that wouldn't work as there would be a disparity between your senses and perception, but I think the whole bending it around your body could work.>
<here does it say I need to be able to see it? and I could just create a portal between be and the object I want to move.>
<just having some fun, but what i meant was move the time around an ecosystem faster so that a hundred years could go by in a second and I could save the forests, I'ts only meant to go into the future.
User avatar #552 - stifflimb (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm saying you would likely get crushed by your own force, like you cannot always control your muscles to 100% and having mind powers that in your own words would be strong enough to move galaxies 1 slight hiccup would likely result in your crushing yourself in your own force.
You'll still need to know exactly how to bend them and then resend them out again, having the power dont mean you got the skill and knowleadge to to that.
And do you even know everything there is to know about quarks? Or you just thinking "nah I'm gonna imagine bending time and then that should totally happen", like looking at a car and you would imagine starting it without knowing how?
Again with the bubble issue here, 1 slight hiccup or distraction while using a power enough to move galaxies made into a little bubble around you and splat you go, if even that, maybe just forced into the size of a pebble.
And how do you think you will be able to stretch the right amount of space and attach it correctly? You likely need to put invidual force on every single quark in your body and you dont have the power to percieve quarks.
So you will always walk around with a shield with over 1000 degrees heat around you, yeah that will never go wrong, so you gonna stop eating and sleeping aswell, cause bacteria and poison can be applied to food aswell.
You likely need to be see the things you wanna move or how will you know how to move or affect it?
But again how will you actually affect time? If you cannot even see/feel or percieve the tinnies things you need to move to affect time how will you be able to affect them?
To me it sounds as you are missing a vital power to do all of these things you are talking about and that is what I would call "Omni-Sight" letting you see everything around you to tinniest buildingstones of the atoms to the magnitude of a galaxy at the same time and a brain that could process that information.
#553 - bearception (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm about to go to sleep so I'll read it tomorrow.
User avatar #554 - stifflimb (12/18/2014) [-]
No problem, looking forward too hearing your response.
#556 - bearception (12/18/2014) [-]
The first thing I want to talk about is that I don't think you saw all the fail safes I put in place for the heated germ shield.
User avatar #557 - stifflimb (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah and every failsafe puts additionally stress on your mind, it will only work as long as you can keep it together, notice the power dont come with any greater or more durable mind, so you wanna keep a couple of different layers of force field around while at the same time between some of the layers at the same time control the air and to what degree you keep it in motion to have it heated, this would also mean you wont get any new air so you have to disperse the fields to replace the air over and over so you could get affected by that air instead, you also cannot keep this up while you are sleeping just as you cannot sit and browse the internet while sleeping.
This likely would only work functionally as a gas shield and not a germ shield, since you also have to pretty much boil the ground you are walking on and then cool it down a split second after so you wont be boiled yourself from the heat from that.
#555 - bearception (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm back.
User avatar #188 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
They still have an average horizontal speed of 45-60 MPH
User avatar #189 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
True depending on what climate you are in, but thats not super speed although fast.
User avatar #190 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
Still faster then any human
User avatar #191 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
I agree, but still not super speed.
#131 - >choosing anything but blue  [+] (28 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Choice game +8
#519 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
I chose grey because

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel
User avatar #209 - shadylight (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah just choose grey and lift yourself into the stratosphere.
#521 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
I chose grey because

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel to

people are thinking too small
User avatar #135 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
>choosing anything but green

you get shape shift into a bird AND fly
#520 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
I chose grey because

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel to

why choose green? you gonna turn into a lion, well "why be a king when you could be a god".
#136 - fisty (12/13/2014) [-]
>shapeshifting into lesser beings
why shapeshift when we are already the ultimate animal
plus how u gonna fap when flying over a beach if u a fucking bird man
User avatar #147 - fishinyourface (12/13/2014) [-]
there's way too many pieces of shit in this species to be the ultimate animal....
User avatar #137 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
If you choose green you can fly, run super fast, swim super fast, breathe under water, go to very hot or cold places, pretty much shape shift into anything to adapt. If you choose blue, all you can do it fly....
#522 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
why are you acting like grey isn't the ultimate one?

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel to
User avatar #150 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
What do you mean super fast? You can only transform into being that is not extinct, you still gonna get tired from running, flying and such.
Dont get me wrong I'll choose Green aswell, thats just awesome.
User avatar #166 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
You can transform into a cheetah for speed, polar bear for when you cold, bearded dragon for when you hot, you needa breathe underwater? BAM now you a shark, baddest mofo out there. Wanna go fast underwater? BAM now you a big ass tuna or some shit.
User avatar #168 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
Cheetah can run fast for like few hundred yards then they are exhausted and must rest, also in the water I would turn into a mf giant squid or orca much badder than some shark!
User avatar #175 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
Those are just examples. If you wanna go fast just turn into a peregrine falcon or something
User avatar #178 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
They are only very fast when diving, that's gonna leave you drained aswell, they are gliders.
You wont get super speed and things but Green is still the most awesome, although I think it should be transform into whatever you can imagine, since other than the healing thing none of the others got limitations on them.
#523 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
Grey is the best one, how can you not see that?

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel to
User avatar #542 - stifflimb (12/17/2014) [-]
Move yourself that fast likely will choke yourself to death or crushed by air pressure depending on acceleration and if you have yourself in completely surrounded by the force of your power all it would take is something sudden to likely make the force move or shift crushing you.
You need to know how to perfectly move that light or it will just be a mess.
You can only move objects so you likely cannot bend time itself so forget that.
Yes telekinesis is the powers name, we know that.
We gone through the thing about flying that fast already.
Teleportation again might not even be possible if you can only move objects and you need to know how to do it aswell.
You can still be killed by the most basic virus or bacteria.
Constantly use the force on your muscles would end up in you making a mistake smashing your whole body sooner or later.
Do you know how the whole thing with space time even works?
You likely need to be able to see things to actually move it meaning you would only be moving the light the stars project if you even can that since you wont be able to sense the starts themselfs in anyway.
Again do you even have a clue how time travel would work, you pretty much saying yeah I can move things with my mind so now I can peform brain surgery with my mind even though I got no idea what I'm doing.
#546 - bearception (12/17/2014) [-]
<If i surround myself in said force wouldn't whatever i crashed into be the thing that gets crushed?>
<not really I just need to make a "curtain" around me to guide the light around, I wouldn't need to individually control every particle.>
<space time is a real thing in this universe and considering all matter is made up of quarks held together by the strong force and atoms only interact with other atoms due to electrical repulsion and electrons are both waves and particles I don't see whats wrong with space time which I and every other object in the universe can manipulate by attracting higgs bosons to give us mass and with our interacting with the <insert term here> of the universe.>
WELL OK THERE EDGYLIMB
surround yourself with bubble <we can argue this more thoroughly if you want>
It seems pretty simplistic <stretch this piece of space and attach it to there>
vaccines, also couldn't I create a hyper thin shield of air which vibrates at such high speeds the air inside is over 1000 degrees, it would be so thin that if it ever broke the air would diffuse into the atmosphere and come out as a hot blast while any thing microscopic would get fried, behind that I would have a hyper thin section of cool air (this would ensure that I'm not constantly breathing in super heated dust particles and act as a buffer and keep me comfortable in case of malfunction, but I'd turn it off when I'm eating because I wouldn't want to eat cold food)>
<yeah I realized that wouldn't work as there would be a disparity between your senses and perception, but I think the whole bending it around your body could work.>
<here does it say I need to be able to see it? and I could just create a portal between be and the object I want to move.>
<just having some fun, but what i meant was move the time around an ecosystem faster so that a hundred years could go by in a second and I could save the forests, I'ts only meant to go into the future.
User avatar #552 - stifflimb (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm saying you would likely get crushed by your own force, like you cannot always control your muscles to 100% and having mind powers that in your own words would be strong enough to move galaxies 1 slight hiccup would likely result in your crushing yourself in your own force.
You'll still need to know exactly how to bend them and then resend them out again, having the power dont mean you got the skill and knowleadge to to that.
And do you even know everything there is to know about quarks? Or you just thinking "nah I'm gonna imagine bending time and then that should totally happen", like looking at a car and you would imagine starting it without knowing how?
Again with the bubble issue here, 1 slight hiccup or distraction while using a power enough to move galaxies made into a little bubble around you and splat you go, if even that, maybe just forced into the size of a pebble.
And how do you think you will be able to stretch the right amount of space and attach it correctly? You likely need to put invidual force on every single quark in your body and you dont have the power to percieve quarks.
So you will always walk around with a shield with over 1000 degrees heat around you, yeah that will never go wrong, so you gonna stop eating and sleeping aswell, cause bacteria and poison can be applied to food aswell.
You likely need to be see the things you wanna move or how will you know how to move or affect it?
But again how will you actually affect time? If you cannot even see/feel or percieve the tinnies things you need to move to affect time how will you be able to affect them?
To me it sounds as you are missing a vital power to do all of these things you are talking about and that is what I would call "Omni-Sight" letting you see everything around you to tinniest buildingstones of the atoms to the magnitude of a galaxy at the same time and a brain that could process that information.
#553 - bearception (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm about to go to sleep so I'll read it tomorrow.
User avatar #554 - stifflimb (12/18/2014) [-]
No problem, looking forward too hearing your response.
#556 - bearception (12/18/2014) [-]
The first thing I want to talk about is that I don't think you saw all the fail safes I put in place for the heated germ shield.
User avatar #557 - stifflimb (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah and every failsafe puts additionally stress on your mind, it will only work as long as you can keep it together, notice the power dont come with any greater or more durable mind, so you wanna keep a couple of different layers of force field around while at the same time between some of the layers at the same time control the air and to what degree you keep it in motion to have it heated, this would also mean you wont get any new air so you have to disperse the fields to replace the air over and over so you could get affected by that air instead, you also cannot keep this up while you are sleeping just as you cannot sit and browse the internet while sleeping.
This likely would only work functionally as a gas shield and not a germ shield, since you also have to pretty much boil the ground you are walking on and then cool it down a split second after so you wont be boiled yourself from the heat from that.
#555 - bearception (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm back.
User avatar #188 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
They still have an average horizontal speed of 45-60 MPH
User avatar #189 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
True depending on what climate you are in, but thats not super speed although fast.
User avatar #190 - dejax (12/13/2014) [-]
Still faster then any human
User avatar #191 - stifflimb (12/13/2014) [-]
I agree, but still not super speed.
User avatar #134 - bossguycumsplash (12/13/2014) [-]
>Grey
>Flying carpet
#47 - probably not 12/12/2014 on Iron Giant 0
#54 - the secret life of walter mitty was pretty ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Please, Ben. +38
User avatar #57 - travishein (12/09/2014) [-]
The secret life of Walter Mitty was pretty fucking great...and Ben Stiller has the same type of career as any other mildly successful comedian. Paul Rudd, Jason Segal, etc. They are typecast. He doesn't write the scripts, he just delivers the lines. Jim Carey has made some pretty shitty movies, but that doesn't change the fact that he's pretty damn funny.
#81 - content is **** mfw title thumbed 11/30/2014 on Deeper than your Mom's throat +7
#100 - >C+ >terrible  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Bad Grade +49
User avatar #158 - pwnigator (11/29/2014) [-]
In america, there are five grades: A,B,C,D and F. Seeing how that makes a C the absolute average, I wouldn't call it terrible.
But in germany there are six grades: 1,2,3,4,5 and 6, with one being the best and six the worst. There, a C+ (or better said a three plus), would be considered a much better grade (Although, it's not that great either...).
#138 - ephialtes (11/29/2014) [-]
Are you from America, it seems like in America it is easier to achieve the higher grades...
User avatar #128 - areancoconut (11/29/2014) [-]
Apparently C is terrible in America.
When my grades (Swedish) got converted into American grades, they all got bumped up like 1-2 steps so I almost got straight A's.
#156 - verby (11/29/2014) [-]
It depends on the school, really. Most public schools drop you a letter grade for every ten percentage point you lose, but I've gone to private schools that do that every six percents or so, and then everything less than a C (80%) is failing
User avatar #139 - minorian (11/29/2014) [-]
The way they convert Swedish grades is so retarded:
if you get 90-100 / 100, you get an A. Fair enough... but EVERYTHING from 60 - 89 / 100 is a B? WTF

and if that wasn't bad enough, everything below 59 / 100 is an F...
User avatar #144 - areancoconut (11/29/2014) [-]
Tests that properly follow the current Swedish system uses different types of points, so the x/100 way of thinking doesn't really work.
#116 - anonymous (11/29/2014) [-]
The way they usually explained it to me in school, especially high school, is that C is an average, passing grade, while C+ or higher is considered greater than passing, and obviously anything below C is considered to be below passing. I'm sure the perspective varies among areas.
#100 - >letting a drunk skank sleep on your bed 11/19/2014 on got called gay +34
#19 - >implying korra isnt completely useless 11/18/2014 on bronasaurus #rekt -2
#28 - Goddamit korra last episode she couldnt bend metal to save her…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Stuff from EP 7 +4
#35 - somekindofname (11/15/2014) [-]
Remember there are vast differences in strength between Korras metalbending and Kuviras. Also Korra seems to still carry traces of the mental damage, if not the physical. I guess we'll see her kick serious ass once she gets over it... hopefully... if not, Toph probably will.
User avatar #34 - darigaz (11/15/2014) [-]
IKR!? The bending in the first series was infinitely better. The characters in this series are pussies. Still a fan but c'mon.

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hey! i hope you have a great morning an a fantastic day
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Thank you mate and the same to you
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