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Video Games Played: Call of Duty series, Borderlands series, Halo series, Bioshock series, Battlefield 3, Assassin's Creed series
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Interests: Gaming, swordfish, marine biology
Date Signed Up:6/06/2011
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even my manbros have sort of abandoned me it's whenever they get with someone too why cant females be friends with males why does it always have to be considered a relationship instead of a friendship. Their girlfriends say that they trust them but obviously they don't trust them enough I don't even ever think of my man friends in that way. It's just plain wrong
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is kind of annoying me*
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Robot penises turn me on so much that i make a mess of my clothes.
That's why not.
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#347 - fistpump (04/07/2014) [-]
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#351 to #350 - fistpump (04/11/2014) [-]
the chicken is real
the chicken is real
#346 - unncommon (05/03/2013) [-]
How have you been bud?
#344 - fistpump (09/06/2012) [-]
"I've just shrunk my car down to the size of a toy! I'm now going to travel forward in time with the help of my 1969 Pontiac Trans Am Time Machine, built with the aid from Doc Brown. All I need now is to reach 88MPH! Wish me luck!"
- Bandit
#343 to #351 - fistpump (04/29/2012) [-]
Og en lykkelig Rainbow Dash til deg også.
#340 to #348 - fistpump (03/30/2012) [-]
I can't find a video suitable to my feelings.
I'm sorry for being a dick.
User avatar #341 to #349 - uniqueusernames (03/31/2012) [-]
yeah.. sorry.. i can be a real jerk sometimes,
probly the reason why i have very few friends
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User avatar #331 to #339 - fistpump (02/20/2012) [-]
Your greathealm of the scourge champion one? ;D
Hey dude, I made front page again! 4000 gay cuddles.... ^.^
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#333 to #341 - fistpump (02/20/2012) [-]
I love the new word filters. xD
mac/apple user!
I went to an MCM Expo on Saturday, this is my team. I'm the Pyro, Georgie is the Red Engineer, and my best friend Sam is the Scout.
The other two guys were just randomers. ;D
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User avatar #337 to #344 - fistpump (02/20/2012) [-]
Damn .___. Byes!
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User avatar #336 to #343 - fistpump (02/20/2012) [-]
That's of no concern, the full day we had things like "NEED A DISPENSER HERE" "MEDIC" and "Yo! Whassup?!" shouted at us... I had to be in character anyway, I couldn't be heard through the mask, so I just made muffling noises and got many a hug... xD
There's a gaming expo on in Hull on the 14th of March
O:
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User avatar #328 to #336 - fistpump (02/19/2012) [-]
I'm not sure when you posted this, but mother of **** that's amazing o___O
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User avatar #321 - dannywarwolf (02/05/2012) [-]
Top rated comment. Well played, Indy. Also, I lost your steam name. What is it?
User avatar #322 to #330 - fistpump (02/05/2012) [-]
Danké! I think it's the most toenail clippings I've ever had from "one" comment before. (':
My Steam name is HailBoxxy.
God I love Boxxy. xD
User avatar #324 to #331 - dannywarwolf (02/05/2012) [-]
No players found. Whhhaaaa?
User avatar #323 to #331 - dannywarwolf (02/05/2012) [-]
Haha, then congrats :D. Adding now. Why wouldn't you love Boxxy? :P
User avatar #325 to #332 - fistpump (02/05/2012) [-]
Well then! What's your name on it? o:

Also, if you have a nickname for six months, does your name change? That could be an issue. xD
Cpl. Critrockets [Aponymous]
^ My nickname.
Oh yeah, heard you and Pana helped Ryan. Awesome! :D
User avatar #326 to #334 - dannywarwolf (02/05/2012) [-]
My name's dannywarwolf on Steam :P

And I'm not sure about the whole nickname thing, haha.
Yeah we did n_n. -2 toenail clippings in 2 hours was too unfair to leave unaided :P
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User avatar #306 to #314 - fistpump (01/23/2012) [-]
Salut my good man! How art thou? ^.^
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User avatar #308 to #316 - fistpump (01/23/2012) [-]
Not bad at all. That Party last night irritated me a bit though. I actually wanted to talk to you but the American guy was so bloody loudmouthed ;___;
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User avatar #310 to #318 - fistpump (01/23/2012) [-]
I believe he was called Alex. He kept saying "you mad come at me bro" and pretending he was high. Bit annoying. xD
How many points is it?
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User avatar #312 to #320 - fistpump (01/23/2012) [-]
I left before any mention of zombies. o:
Next time I have money I might have o buy that. I could buy 2000 and get a Battlefield pack too... :D
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User avatar #314 to #322 - fistpump (01/23/2012) [-]
I'm in college all week, save for Saturday and Sunday, as usual. xD
Reminds me; Some day we shall ride pegasi across the sky, and drink pints. \o/
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User avatar #316 to #324 - fistpump (01/23/2012) [-]
Oh god. My sister and my mother are watching Eastenders. SAVE ME.
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User avatar #318 to #326 - fistpump (01/23/2012) [-]
It needs to die.
I can't stand it. I'm off on the Xbox. xD
GOOD-DAY, MADAM! WE HOPE TO JOIN YOU SOON FOR TEA!
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User avatar #299 to #307 - fistpump (01/12/2012) [-]
Oh hey. ^___^ Chemistry exam tomorrow, it should be easy ;D
How's you?
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User avatar #301 to #309 - fistpump (01/12/2012) [-]
Currently happy, a comment thread of mine has 100+ pinkies on it atm... I know what the people like! xD
Tired man, I'll probably sleep soon. Like; real soon... I need to get up about six tomorrow, maybe a bit earlier... (:
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User avatar #303 to #311 - fistpump (01/12/2012) [-]
The last panel seems most popular for some reason... Glad I put it on, I wasn't sure... xD 4
I'm off then... Well tired. :/
See you, I'll have my Xbox back soon ^_^
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User avatar #292 to #294 - fistpump (01/11/2012) [-]
Pfft...
Biology exam today. I'll need to resit it for my A, but it went alright...
Sorry I disappeared yesterday, I freaked out 'cause there was a whole section that I hadn't revised for Biology and I hadn't realised it 'til last night. It came up on the exam... I died... >_<
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User avatar #294 to #296 - fistpump (01/11/2012) [-]
Apparently you feel ****** , what's up? :(
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User avatar #296 to #298 - fistpump (01/11/2012) [-]
Think of your almost-wife or something bro, cheer up.
I'm going to watch this later, but I can't at the moment. I'll watch it Friday night if I can. :D
Have you had a drink?
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User avatar #280 to #282 - fistpump (01/10/2012) [-]
Salute Tom!
I haven't had hardly any leisure time all week. Two exams, one;s tomorrow, and ones on friday. Oh god... :I
I'll be back on the server soon, thought, I hope... xD
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User avatar #282 to #284 - fistpump (01/10/2012) [-]
Pfft. I'm indifferent.
Everyone seems to be getting Bs and As in biology, but I struggle for Es... There's too much I don't know. :/
Chemistry's fine though... I haven't revised and I'm getting Bs atm. Not bad. xD
How goes your drama studies?
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User avatar #284 to #286 - fistpump (01/10/2012) [-]
Oh god, don't do that! Then you'll fail and feels bad man! xD
Just make a calzone and chill out. \o/
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User avatar #287 to #288 - fistpump (01/10/2012) [-]
Wait, I'm still not sure... is it Hull University? o.o
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User avatar #289 to #291 - fistpump (01/10/2012) [-]
Ahh... I get it now. Yeah... Dodgy place 'round there, tends to attract all of the real " 'ull" types, that are homophobic racists...(':
Can't imagine your classmates are particularly nice people, then again university is different to college...
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User avatar #277 to #279 - fistpump (01/08/2012) [-]
Wait... there's a lemon dock..? xD
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User avatar #270 to #272 - fistpump (01/03/2012) [-]
Hello there TH! :D
What happened last night, dude? Me and your sister needed you for beating the crap out of Stephen and Angus! D:
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User avatar #272 to #274 - fistpump (01/03/2012) [-]
How old's your brother? eight? o_____O
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User avatar #274 to #276 - fistpump (01/04/2012) [-]
Oh god. I dislike 13 year olds. Especially when they play on the xbox. .__.
On MW3 yesterday one of them got a game winning kill for stabbing an afk player, he thought he was a ******* god. I hope he dies. XD
Huzzah! My friends seem to like playing with you, even though you are extremely quiet. Haven't been on tonight at all. Revision. :/
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User avatar #255 to #257 - fistpump (12/28/2011) [-]
Yes, yes I do. ^_^
"FlawlessGnu"
Yes, it's randomised. xD
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User avatar #257 to #259 - fistpump (12/28/2011) [-]
Dude, calzones are awesome. I'm jealous. XD
Alright, I look forward to gaming with y'all!
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User avatar #259 to #261 - fistpump (12/28/2011) [-]
Then fold that ************ over and roast it's ************* base in your ************* ovens ************* heat? xD
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User avatar #261 to #263 - fistpump (12/28/2011) [-]
All you have to do is take a cup of flour, AND PUNCH IT, AND THROW SOME WATER AND SALT IN THERE, AND THEN PUNCH THAT ************ TIL IT'S NICE AND DOUGHY, AND THEN FLATTEN IT WITH YOUR MAN FISTS, AND THEN GRAB SOME TOMATO, AND THROW IT THE **** ON THERE, FOLLOWED BY SOME ******* CHEESE, LAUNCH IT AT YOUR ******* DOUGHY FLATTENED DISK, THEN FOLD THAT ************ , AND FOLD IT, AND FOLD IT, AND FOLD IT, MORE FOLDS, MORE FOLDS!, WOAH TOO MANY FOLDS, AND THEN PICK THE ****** UP, AND THROW IT IN THE ******* OVEN AND BLASTBURN IT, THEN REMOVE IT AND ******* EAT THE WHOLE 200 DEGREE PIZZA IN ONE ******* BITE, LIKE A MAN!
And that's how we make a calzone.
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User avatar #263 to #265 - fistpump (12/28/2011) [-]
Really? Awesome. XD

Yay! an internet! :D
Do you have Skyrim? :)
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User avatar #265 to #267 - fistpump (12/28/2011) [-]
I do. I'm addicted. It reminds me of Fable's freeroaming and WoW's addictiveness. It's evil and it'll destroy my A-levels, but god damn I just can't stop D:
What race were you? And what kinda fighter are you? Warrior, Thief or Mage? ^.^

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User avatar #268 to #270 - fistpump (12/28/2011) [-]
How do you do this Dark Brotherhood thing? I'm also a khajit thief ^_^
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User avatar #252 to #254 - fistpump (12/01/2011) [-]
It's alright man, life can go ****** for everybody from time to time.
I just had a four-day internet curfew because I didn't want to talk to my mother about how college was going...
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User avatar #231 to #233 - fistpump (11/24/2011) [-]
Aww man!
Some day you will be in town on a saturday! And feels shall be had!
I was sad as I don't get free cheese :(
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User avatar #233 to #235 - fistpump (11/24/2011) [-]
To be honest I'd probably hug you, but I'm not sure if it would creep you out xD
Er... The code question? o:
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#235 to #237 - fistpump (11/24/2011) [-]
Ah, yes, that code question! xD
I thought you had some secret answer on your cheese status. XD
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#237 to #239 - fistpump (11/24/2011) [-]
Would be pretty good, man. xD
I've never hugged somebody who wasn't English before. You'd be my first. xD
Just thought, I might put on one of my many accents, and that way you'd never know which was my real one! o:
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#239 to #241 - fistpump (11/24/2011) [-]
Bitch please
I already know what you sound like! You are powerless! xD
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#241 to #243 - fistpump (11/24/2011) [-]
But surely you don't speak in an accent all the time! O:
Pfft... I'll talk in my American accent, and you talk in your English accent. That will sort this mess out! xD
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User avatar #243 to #245 - fistpump (11/25/2011) [-]
One of the common folk!
Can you do a Hull accent? xD
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#245 to #247 - fistpump (11/25/2011) [-]
Currently sporting a New Zealander accent. xD
I bet you could do a commoners accent for Hull. I WILL TRAIN YOU.
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User avatar #247 to #249 - fistpump (11/25/2011) [-]
*Montage of two guys sat in a room speaking with accents*
xD
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User avatar #218 to #220 - fistpump (11/23/2011) [-]
To the city of the scallywags! xD
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User avatar #220 to #222 - fistpump (11/23/2011) [-]
Avast ye scallywags!
Did an American accent in town last saturday, people found it quite convincing. XD
I'm alright, feeling positive at the moment. :D
You?
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User avatar #222 to #224 - fistpump (11/23/2011) [-]
We go everywhere really xD Mainly around Princess Quay and Prospect Centre I guess... O:

I forgot our secret bro test again xD
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#226 to #227 - fistpump (11/23/2011) [-]
**** , sorry, I thought I'd replied to that xD
I shall scream it at all lightly-bearded 19-year-old Americans that I see within the City!
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User avatar #228 to #230 - fistpump (11/23/2011) [-]
That sucks man D:
I can probs still recognise you though... Might have to watch that short film again actually xD
I've got to get up early tomorrow, so I'm off now, Night mate :D
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