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Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
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|Date Signed Up:||5/03/2012|
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohh wait no it's not.
The Dude abides.
The Dude abides.
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|#418 - Picture||03/07/2013 on T||+6|
|#67 - **** I'm a illiterate comical genius.||03/07/2013 on No one asked for your...||+2|
|#62 - *Think||03/07/2013 on No one asked for your...||+1|
|#61 - I thin most girls do. [+] (3 new replies)||03/07/2013 on No one asked for your...||+2|
|#48 - Dose it really matter ? I mean as long as you're happy. …||03/07/2013 on No one asked for your...||+5|
|#115 - Yes I'm a ginger root.||03/07/2013 on 100% agree||+4|
|#114 - Your welcome bro.||03/07/2013 on 100% agree||+5|
|#112 - I know it's because I haven't got a soul. [+] (2 new replies)||03/07/2013 on 100% agree||+2|
|#110 - Have a thumb good sir. [+] (2 new replies)||03/07/2013 on 100% agree||+6|
|#108 - For me it's just natural, even during the weekend for some da… [+] (5 new replies)||03/07/2013 on 100% agree||0|
|#106 - By the Gods what kind of job do you have ? [+] (4 new replies)||03/07/2013 on 100% agree||+6|
|#99 - I'm the six million pound man.||03/07/2013 on 100% agree||+1|
|#95 - I'm up at six every morning. [+] (22 new replies)||03/07/2013 on 100% agree||+4|
#116 - HeartOfTheDL (03/07/2013) [-]
I can imagen it now.
6am and you are in bed when suddenly you get a call. You wake up groggily and try to find your phone.
Nurse: Doctor! Doctor! We need you help!
You: I'm sleeping.
Nurse: It's an emergency and you are the only one that can save the man!
You: Can't it wait?
Nurse: He has multiple javalins lodged in his torso!
You: Haven't I told you, only call me when it is a 8 or higher emergency.
You: 8 OR HIGHER!
You slam the disconnect button on your holo-screen, even though you know it's not the same as slamming the phone down onto the reviver like in the old days. Tired you fall back asleep dreaming of little kittens feeding on the torso with multiple javelins sticking out of it.
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|#89 - Throw a trident at it, because everyone has a trident.||03/06/2013 on Highlighter||+1|
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|#62 - What that guy with the whip is secretly thinking.||03/05/2013 on best friends forever||+4|
|#167 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||03/05/2013 on Dad waking you up for school||0|
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|#5 - Good sir take this sheep I drew you hilarious bastard.||03/05/2013 on Update software||+9|
|#2 - **fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #3394 … [+] (2 new replies)||03/05/2013 on Update software||+3|
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|#108 - Have a thumb.||03/05/2013 on Dad waking you up for school||0|