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Consoles Owned: PS3, XBOX 360, WII
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Saint's Row 3, Assassin's Creed 3, Black Ops 2.
Interests: firearms and females......
Date Signed Up:5/03/2012
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:UK
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohh wait no it's not.

The Dude abides.

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#418 - Picture 03/07/2013 on T +6
#67 - **** I'm a illiterate comical genius. 03/07/2013 on No one asked for your... +2
#62 - *Think 03/07/2013 on No one asked for your... +1
#61 - I thin most girls do.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2013 on No one asked for your... +2
#64 - FriendWreck (03/07/2013) [-]



What a relevant typo for talking about weight.
User avatar #67 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
Shit I'm a illiterate comical genius.
User avatar #62 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
*Think
#48 - Dose it really matter ? I mean as long as you're happy. … 03/07/2013 on No one asked for your... +5
#115 - Yes I'm a ginger root. 03/07/2013 on 100% agree +4
#114 - Your welcome bro. 03/07/2013 on 100% agree +5
#112 - I know it's because I haven't got a soul.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2013 on 100% agree +2
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#115 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
Yes I'm a ginger root.
#110 - Have a thumb good sir.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2013 on 100% agree +6
User avatar #111 - HypomanDan (03/07/2013) [-]
and you, many thanks
User avatar #114 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
Your welcome bro.
#108 - For me it's just natural, even during the weekend for some da…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2013 on 100% agree 0
User avatar #169 - cumsinbucket (03/07/2013) [-]
That's a horrible thing to be natural at.
#109 - sircollinshaw has deleted their comment.
User avatar #112 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
I know it's because I haven't got a soul.
#113 - sircollinshaw has deleted their comment.
#115 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
Yes I'm a ginger root.
#106 - By the Gods what kind of job do you have ?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2013 on 100% agree +6
User avatar #107 - HypomanDan (03/07/2013) [-]
machinist, and I live half hour away
User avatar #110 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
Have a thumb good sir.
User avatar #111 - HypomanDan (03/07/2013) [-]
and you, many thanks
User avatar #114 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
Your welcome bro.
#99 - I'm the six million pound man. 03/07/2013 on 100% agree +1
#95 - I'm up at six every morning.  [+] (22 new replies) 03/07/2013 on 100% agree +4
User avatar #103 - HypomanDan (03/07/2013) [-]
up at 2:30am for work
User avatar #106 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
By the Gods what kind of job do you have ?
User avatar #107 - HypomanDan (03/07/2013) [-]
machinist, and I live half hour away
User avatar #110 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
Have a thumb good sir.
User avatar #111 - HypomanDan (03/07/2013) [-]
and you, many thanks
User avatar #114 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
Your welcome bro.
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#108 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
For me it's just natural, even during the weekend for some damn reason.
User avatar #169 - cumsinbucket (03/07/2013) [-]
That's a horrible thing to be natural at.
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User avatar #112 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
I know it's because I haven't got a soul.
#113 - sircollinshaw has deleted their comment.
#115 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
Yes I'm a ginger root.
#100 - neutrino (03/07/2013) [-]
I wake up at noon in the morning.
Because I'm in college.
You're doing it wrong.
#170 - cumsinbucket (03/07/2013) [-]
I have 2 classes in the morning at 8:00 MWF.
10:00 nothing to do rest of the day.
I think I'm doing it better than right.
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User avatar #116 - HeartOfTheDL (03/07/2013) [-]
I can imagen it now.


6am and you are in bed when suddenly you get a call. You wake up groggily and try to find your phone.

Nurse: Doctor! Doctor! We need you help!
You: I'm sleeping.
Nurse: It's an emergency and you are the only one that can save the man!
You: Can't it wait?
Nurse: He has multiple javalins lodged in his torso!
You: Haven't I told you, only call me when it is a 8 or higher emergency.
Nurse: But-
You: 8 OR HIGHER!

You slam the disconnect button on your holo-screen, even though you know it's not the same as slamming the phone down onto the reviver like in the old days. Tired you fall back asleep dreaming of little kittens feeding on the torso with multiple javelins sticking out of it.
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#105 - neutrino (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm so happy my university has all of the chemistry classes starting in the afternoon.
User avatar #101 - angelojuusan (03/07/2013) [-]
My classes start at noon, so I get up about 10 am.
User avatar #96 - semilunarknight (03/07/2013) [-]
You aren't human.
#99 - fishratsas (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm the six million pound man.
#162 - Comment deleted 03/06/2013 on Irena Sendler -1
#157 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Irena Sendler -1
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#162 - fishratsas Comment deleted by fishratsas
#89 - Throw a trident at it, because everyone has a trident. 03/06/2013 on Highlighter +1
#2 - Comment deleted 03/05/2013 on Extreme Gore 0
#62 - What that guy with the whip is secretly thinking. 03/05/2013 on best friends forever +4
#167 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on Dad waking you up for school 0
#170 - fakeanon (03/06/2013) [-]
#52 - Picture 03/05/2013 on A 500$ coaster 0
#5 - Good sir take this sheep I drew you hilarious bastard. 03/05/2013 on Update software +9
#2 - **fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #3394 …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2013 on Update software +3
#4 - software (03/05/2013) [-]
i'm here, now turn around and bite the pillow im going in dry
#5 - fishratsas (03/05/2013) [-]
Good sir take this sheep I drew you hilarious bastard.
#1 - Comment deleted 03/05/2013 on my favorite picture on the... 0
#1 - Picture 03/05/2013 on Oh lawdy +7
#108 - Have a thumb. 03/05/2013 on Dad waking you up for school 0
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Damn nature you scary!
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I have been dishonored.
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