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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/31/2012
Location: Florida
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#7 - Picture 10/14/2013 on Taco Bell 0
#26 - mfw dbz anon 10/14/2013 on an interesting story +1
#49 - Picture 10/14/2013 on some kid pissed off his... +4
#58 - Video is worth the watch 10/10/2013 on The world will look up and... +1
#3 - just in case... 10/10/2013 on hulk love 0
#19 - raiden <3  [+] (5 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Hulk chasing a snake 0
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#22 - theavatarspupil (10/10/2013) [-]
Raiden is a pussy.
#39 - richhobo (10/10/2013) [-]
So, a pussy is someone who Slices peoples in half, rips out spines, and fights super senators?

If anything, he is rolling in pussy.
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#45 - fukkentyranitar (10/10/2013) [-]
He doesn't have a dick though...
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#54 - richhobo (10/10/2013) [-]
You don't need a penis when you have Zandatzu.
#27 - macabrealucard (10/10/2013) [-]
That nigga was a child soldier in africa when he was 5. yeah hes alittle emo n shit and i think hes not nearly as cool as snake but he aint no pussy.
#10 - Would Legolas have a watergun?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Bitch,i have waterwings +9
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#24 - thesinful (10/10/2013) [-]
Hell no. He'd use a bow to shoot pool noodles at orcs.
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#23 - tenfatcats (10/10/2013) [-]
or a pool noodle bow that shoots pool noodles.
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#12 - KayRed (10/10/2013) [-]
Nah, he'd use one of those water balloon slingshots, but vertically.
#22 - Free... dat Plot  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Never flat, never dull +1
#127 - Loppytaffy (10/10/2013) [-]
I think a large part of the plot was Nagisa being a little shit.
-"Let's make a swim team! I pick that guy who can't swim because I can easily bully him"
-"Eat this" nearly kills Haru
-"Eat this" nearly kills Haru, again
-"Eat this" nealry kills Rei
-"Rin, race me" nope nope nope nope (seriously, Rin is scared of Nagisa. Read High Speed)
-Haunted pool, "sounds fun"
-Training camp from hell "sounds fun", nearly wipes out half the swim team.
Haunted safe house "sounds fun".
#60 - facetiousrunner (10/10/2013) [-]
yep
#34 - urapooper (10/10/2013) [-]
#16 - Theirs a video version of this i need to find it! 10/05/2013 on cockblock level gary oak 0
#2 - Picture 09/29/2013 on Gaming with Girlfriend +16