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#37 - What does it take from a customer for you to give him/her extr…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Ask a Subway Guy Anything 0
User avatar #40 - doubletapman (02/24/2015) [-]
It's £1 per portion, 1 portion per 6" then obviously 2 portions for a footlong
#176 - Picture 02/24/2015 on Show Admin what you sound like +1
#36 - Happy birthday!! 02/23/2015 on Happy Birthday to me. 0
#497 - **filip used "*roll cis privilege*"** **filip rolls You don… 02/21/2015 on Did you check your... 0
#3538 - Heh nice ^^ Yeah I forgot to write it, its an Bachelor of …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #3539 - Kairyuka (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh sounds cool!
#3512 - I like it so far atleast Its really friendly people in my …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #3513 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Well that's cool. I'd like to know more about hardware, I had a year of electronics as a subject, and it was really interesting. We made some crazy shit I tell ya hwat. Once sent 230v through a 0.5mm wire
User avatar #3538 - filip (01/22/2015) [-]
Heh nice ^^
Yeah I forgot to write it, its an Bachelor of Science (högskoleingenjör) program, so yeah its both in theory and praticly. Its awesome
User avatar #3539 - Kairyuka (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh sounds cool!
#3495 - I guess so I didn't really reaseatch the programm before i…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #3502 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Well are you good at it? Or rather: Do you like it? It's my experience that it's important to go for something you like, because the "being good" part can be trained, but you can't be trained to like something you dislike
User avatar #3512 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
I like it so far atleast Its really friendly people in my class aswell
User avatar #3513 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Well that's cool. I'd like to know more about hardware, I had a year of electronics as a subject, and it was really interesting. We made some crazy shit I tell ya hwat. Once sent 230v through a 0.5mm wire
User avatar #3538 - filip (01/22/2015) [-]
Heh nice ^^
Yeah I forgot to write it, its an Bachelor of Science (högskoleingenjör) program, so yeah its both in theory and praticly. Its awesome
User avatar #3539 - Kairyuka (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh sounds cool!
#3461 - Well I guess about electronics and stuff Before christmas …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #3462 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh so it's a hardware thing? I just finished Computer Architecture. Hoo boy, I don't wanna go through that again. The hardware is fine, but the virtual machines and their respective codes are a nightmare.
User avatar #3495 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
I guess so I didn't really reaseatch the programm before i signed up, I don't know what I want to do in life so I just took something
User avatar #3502 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Well are you good at it? Or rather: Do you like it? It's my experience that it's important to go for something you like, because the "being good" part can be trained, but you can't be trained to like something you dislike
User avatar #3512 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
I like it so far atleast Its really friendly people in my class aswell
User avatar #3513 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Well that's cool. I'd like to know more about hardware, I had a year of electronics as a subject, and it was really interesting. We made some crazy shit I tell ya hwat. Once sent 230v through a 0.5mm wire
User avatar #3538 - filip (01/22/2015) [-]
Heh nice ^^
Yeah I forgot to write it, its an Bachelor of Science (högskoleingenjör) program, so yeah its both in theory and praticly. Its awesome
User avatar #3539 - Kairyuka (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh sounds cool!
#3451 - I don't really remember why we hate eachother, we mostly tell …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #3454 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Something something wars. We make fun of everyone, hell we jutes hate people from zealand just because, even though that's where our capital is. We call it "devil island" xP

Oh cool, I wonder if it's anything like what I'm doing. What do you learn at that stuff?
And nah, you don't need to know shit other than how to sort things, I just set books in place, use the sorting machine etc.. Technically I'm not even allowed to help the customers
User avatar #3461 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
Well I guess about electronics and stuff Before christmas we had an analog electronics course, now we have digital electronics!

Sounds quite nice
User avatar #3462 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh so it's a hardware thing? I just finished Computer Architecture. Hoo boy, I don't wanna go through that again. The hardware is fine, but the virtual machines and their respective codes are a nightmare.
User avatar #3495 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
I guess so I didn't really reaseatch the programm before i signed up, I don't know what I want to do in life so I just took something
User avatar #3502 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Well are you good at it? Or rather: Do you like it? It's my experience that it's important to go for something you like, because the "being good" part can be trained, but you can't be trained to like something you dislike
User avatar #3512 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
I like it so far atleast Its really friendly people in my class aswell
User avatar #3513 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Well that's cool. I'd like to know more about hardware, I had a year of electronics as a subject, and it was really interesting. We made some crazy shit I tell ya hwat. Once sent 230v through a 0.5mm wire
User avatar #3538 - filip (01/22/2015) [-]
Heh nice ^^
Yeah I forgot to write it, its an Bachelor of Science (högskoleingenjör) program, so yeah its both in theory and praticly. Its awesome
User avatar #3539 - Kairyuka (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh sounds cool!
#3440 - Nah just kidding man, thats cool. Age and occupation?  [+] (11 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... +1
User avatar #3447 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
I know we technically have to hate each other, but we don't have to hate each other
I'm 21 and doing first year of computer science on university. I'm also working part-time at a library. How bout you?
User avatar #3451 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't really remember why we hate eachother, we mostly tell jokes about Norweigans. DO you guys joke about us?

Im 20 and doing my first year of electric- and datatechnology at uni!
A library? How did you get that job, don't you have to like know a hole pissload of shit to work there?
User avatar #3454 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Something something wars. We make fun of everyone, hell we jutes hate people from zealand just because, even though that's where our capital is. We call it "devil island" xP

Oh cool, I wonder if it's anything like what I'm doing. What do you learn at that stuff?
And nah, you don't need to know shit other than how to sort things, I just set books in place, use the sorting machine etc.. Technically I'm not even allowed to help the customers
User avatar #3461 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
Well I guess about electronics and stuff Before christmas we had an analog electronics course, now we have digital electronics!

Sounds quite nice
User avatar #3462 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh so it's a hardware thing? I just finished Computer Architecture. Hoo boy, I don't wanna go through that again. The hardware is fine, but the virtual machines and their respective codes are a nightmare.
User avatar #3495 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
I guess so I didn't really reaseatch the programm before i signed up, I don't know what I want to do in life so I just took something
User avatar #3502 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Well are you good at it? Or rather: Do you like it? It's my experience that it's important to go for something you like, because the "being good" part can be trained, but you can't be trained to like something you dislike
User avatar #3512 - filip (01/21/2015) [-]
I like it so far atleast Its really friendly people in my class aswell
User avatar #3513 - Kairyuka (01/21/2015) [-]
Well that's cool. I'd like to know more about hardware, I had a year of electronics as a subject, and it was really interesting. We made some crazy shit I tell ya hwat. Once sent 230v through a 0.5mm wire
User avatar #3538 - filip (01/22/2015) [-]
Heh nice ^^
Yeah I forgot to write it, its an Bachelor of Science (högskoleingenjör) program, so yeah its both in theory and praticly. Its awesome
User avatar #3539 - Kairyuka (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh sounds cool!

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#58 - aibu (09/14/2014) [-]
Admin should really extend amount of replies to more than 20    
Börk all you want mate, we'll just lose the game in a fit of giggles.
Admin should really extend amount of replies to more than 20
Börk all you want mate, we'll just lose the game in a fit of giggles.
#53 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
will you gift me your chest and key? here's my favorite moose
User avatar #54 to #53 - filip (06/25/2014) [-]
Okey, but I have no idea how to do that
User avatar #56 to #54 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
sorry, you can't have Jeff the Killer.
User avatar #57 to #56 - filip (06/25/2014) [-]
Wääääh
User avatar #55 to #54 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
just go to my profile, next to my items you'll see "initiate trade request" and then just go from there
User avatar #25 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #27 to #26 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
but I love you
User avatar #29 to #28 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
marry me
#30 to #29 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
Buut baby, Im not ready for that kind of comitment yet :c   
I haven't even seen you lift yet
Buut baby, Im not ready for that kind of comitment yet :c
I haven't even seen you lift yet
User avatar #31 to #30 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
that's because I'm lifting the world so it doesn't fall into spacr
User avatar #32 to #31 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
Sounds legit. LETS HOOK UP
User avatar #33 to #32 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
my place, an hour ago
User avatar #34 to #33 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
I was there ;)
User avatar #35 to #34 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
time travel is real!
User avatar #36 to #35 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
God your penis was small..yeesh. How do you think a strong independent trans/bisexual mastodont wyman like me could sustaine a relationship on that little thing?
User avatar #37 to #36 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I think you went to the wrong house then, what do you think I hold up the world with
User avatar #38 to #37 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
Hue
User avatar #39 to #38 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
Wait, how do you have time to seduce me? Don't you have like a trillion " **** you":s to give out?
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I do 500 a day, I just finished
User avatar #41 to #40 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
Nice work man. How many do you have left.

Ohh btw sweetie, I thumbed up another person so he could write profanities on my profile, that's okey right?
User avatar #42 to #41 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm almost 1/3 of the way there

and no, it's not okay
I'm breaking up with you
#43 to #42 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
But baby please I love you
But baby please I love you
User avatar #50 to #43 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #52 to #50 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
HE LOVES ME
User avatar #51 to #50 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
There it is ladies and gentlemen. I GOT A SECOND " **** YOU" WOHOOO
User avatar #48 to #43 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #49 to #48 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
REPLY TO MY GODDAMN FACE. WE ARE MEANT TO BE CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?
User avatar #46 to #43 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
200late6ubby
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
You should've thought about that before you cheated on me
#47 to #44 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
I'll make it up to you ;)
I'll make it up to you ;)
#45 to #44 - filip (06/22/2014) [-]
I wasn't cheating!! I just gave him a thumb! :c
It was a one time think baby I swear :c
#8 - gabemczombie (05/12/2014) [-]
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#9 to #8 - filip (05/12/2014) [-]
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#14 to #13 - gabemczombie (05/12/2014) [-]
Nu ska man sova. God är natten
Nu ska man sova. God är natten
#15 to #14 - filip (05/12/2014) [-]
Nu ska man runka. Skön är natten.
Nu ska man runka. Skön är natten.
#17 to #16 - filip (05/13/2014) [-]
Cheer me up will you? Im feeling kinda down...
Cheer me up will you? Im feeling kinda down...
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