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fiftytwofruitcakes

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Date Signed Up:12/29/2010
Location:Illinois
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#84 - ^^^^^ Not that the grades really make a difference but it just…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Batman +1
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#86 - wolverinez (06/26/2014) [-]
give it few years, buddy. you'll be licking chewing gum off streets in notime.
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#87 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/26/2014) [-]
Actually I've been smoking for years, so no, I will not be. I have to stop anyway because I have completely non-marijuana related heart difficulties. I really hope you're just trolling, because if not, you're a naive douche.
#88 - wolverinez (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, can't hear you. You must be high.
#83 - I smoke weed more than your average bear and am currently main…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Batman +2
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#85 - wolverinez (06/26/2014) [-]
maybe you are just smart neturally. Generically. Thus you are the worst kind of person, since most, like 95% of people are simpletons adn a bit dumb.
Your example leads them to believe that by smoking weed they still can achieve. You ruin lives.
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#84 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/26/2014) [-]
^^^^^ Not that the grades really make a difference but it just goes to show that every pot smoker is not a burn out.
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#86 - wolverinez (06/26/2014) [-]
give it few years, buddy. you'll be licking chewing gum off streets in notime.
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#87 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/26/2014) [-]
Actually I've been smoking for years, so no, I will not be. I have to stop anyway because I have completely non-marijuana related heart difficulties. I really hope you're just trolling, because if not, you're a naive douche.
#88 - wolverinez (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, can't hear you. You must be high.
#42 - Thanks mang! 06/24/2014 on Baller 0
#33 - What is this from? I ******* love Aziz Ansari.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Baller 0
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#42 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/24/2014) [-]
Thanks mang!
#89 - So never? 06/22/2014 on photosynthesis 0
#31 - Yeah that's not the job for me. I would just be going out and …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#32 - cormy (06/21/2014) [-]
Hue.
My tolerance is infinite.
However just because I tolerate it enough to function, doesn't mean I'm not mad lol
Of course it really depends on how much help you have. As I said, we had some budgeting problems and if we had just been able to have 2 guys going at all times it would've been fine...
I know this because on days when the inspectors 'n' shit come, we have ALL the help in the world and I have nothing to do a lot of the time. Fuckin' bastards...
#29 - Sounds like you need a fresh produce phsychiatrist to vent to …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#30 - cormy (06/21/2014) [-]
You have no... Fucking clue. If I was capable of making content, this is what it would be about.
The shit that is needed from the produce department is silly. Basically from the start everyone teaches you about keeping everything safe and clean and high quality so that people will want to buy it but once you start the shift everything goes to shit as everyone just tries to keep up with the demand and you can barely keep up with how fast the customers buy shit as you restock.
The thing is that in produce, you're not just going to the back, grabbing a box and then emptying its contents onto the shelves... No, in produce we actually have to trim shit, wash it, wrap it and sometimes even have to go clean up the floors/bathrooms because a "little" accident happened and we had no janitors during the day. They're part of the night crew and clean up everything after the store is closed.
Produce is produce, this is where all the delicate foods are all stacked up just WAITING to be bumped and trampled on. It also happens to be the closest department to our bathroom -__-
Just... A typical day is "Make everything pretty. K you're not going fast enough forget about the pretty. K YOU'RE STILL NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH FORGET ABOUT SAFETY! OMG DUDE GET YOUR FUCKING ACT TOGETHER I TOLD YOU TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT THINGS, I NEED CELERY OUT THERE** NOW!**"
Then you get the celery out there and it looks like shit and no one buys it but at least it's there so the boss is happy, until he sees the sales numbers at the end of the week and sees we're over budget so they cut hours so we have to work even FASTER.
Honestly I'm surprised that damn store is still running... It felt to me like a vicious circle of failure and money loss.
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#31 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's not the job for me. I would just be going out and throwing the damn food on the shelves and then hustling back and repeating the process
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#32 - cormy (06/21/2014) [-]
Hue.
My tolerance is infinite.
However just because I tolerate it enough to function, doesn't mean I'm not mad lol
Of course it really depends on how much help you have. As I said, we had some budgeting problems and if we had just been able to have 2 guys going at all times it would've been fine...
I know this because on days when the inspectors 'n' shit come, we have ALL the help in the world and I have nothing to do a lot of the time. Fuckin' bastards...
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