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#46 - Have you not read the SEVERAL popular comics in which Batman w…  [+] (8 replies) 04/25/2014 on Injustice:Gods and rich... +2
#98 - anon (04/25/2014) [-]

Maybe among batfags that masturbate to the pages screaming "HUUUUUUUUUR IM THE GODDAMNED BATMAN AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

The people that aren't complete autistic retards however know it's just stupid fanbait.
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#59 - kennyh (04/25/2014) [-]
A lot of times though comic writers pull stories out of their asses that do not really make sense.
#55 - anon (04/25/2014) [-]
not agreeing with the lil shitfucker here but im just saying bro those were mostly comics within the batman continuum if it were in the superman continuum it would end in supermans victory.
bruce is the fucking batman and can out strategize kal 8 ways from tuesday. but depending on the circumstances of the fight theres just more outcomes where superman wins...
#54 - ljxjlos (04/25/2014) [-]
I don´t read much DC - but I´ve had this discussion several times and as well looked up the times Batman has "beaten" Supes as well as I asked a friend of mine who actually is a DC-Fan and also a huge Batman-Fan. None of those canon occurances can be count as a real victory.
#56 - anon (04/25/2014) [-]
dude fuck you its never canon when a superhero dies. by principal alone. so yes wether or not its cannon its an offically recognized storyline where batman toonstomps superman.
troll on you glorious winged faggot. troll on
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#58 - ljxjlos (04/25/2014) [-]
>It´s never canon when a superhero dies

Yes it is - just because some writers decide to write them back doesn´t make it less canon - other things, tho, do. Things that came to play in many of the cases that Batman "beat" superman.

Not to mention the many cases were supes actually curbstomped Bats. Because...well, he´s just way better. In every single aspect. Like nearly 99,9999 Percent of all comic-characters, by the way.
#64 - anon (04/25/2014) [-]
bullshit. ok maybe for a faggot hero like atomsmasher or some shit but for the big three? the founding members of the goddamn justice league? hell no it aint.
many cases? where? when? what issue? there are only a half a dozen that come to mind. and ive been reading comics since before you were ever a fucking jizz stain in yo mamas uterus.
thats what makes batman so goddamn badass that you dont seem to fucking understand. hes human. and he still kicks supermans ass. half the time its by accident.
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#102 - ljxjlos (04/25/2014) [-]
a) if you´re really that much older than I am and still talking like this - well, go figure...
b) look it up yourself - I´m not really into DC, looked up and talked about this shit with DC-fans, no idea what the issue-numbers are.
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#49 - zuel (04/11/2014) [-]
well clearly it exploded
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#572 - cocacolamachine (08/17/2012) [-]
probably just stupid. let's go with that
#735 - This bitch is in MY STATE? Oh, it's ******* ON.  [+] (1 reply) 06/12/2012 on The saddest thing you will... +1
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#756 - GeneralLeeInsane (06/12/2012) [-]
Hold up, mang.
That's not the Clare you're looking for...
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