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    So dumb it might work. So dumb it might work.
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#3 - >Sniper >Uses AK wtf are you doing.  [+] (43 new replies) 05/11/2016 on War Never Changes +324
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#191 - demonxdante (05/12/2016) [-]
You never played CSGO?
#169 - muffincannibal (05/12/2016) [-]
You see Ivan. He use superior high fire rate gun instead of pansy long pointy shooty tooty gun. Ivan knows true pride, in hitting enemy 900 yards with full auto.
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#119 - hypocritical (05/12/2016) [-]
more daka
more hits
#117 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
#97 - blackoutonetwotwo (05/11/2016) [-]
"You see Nikolai, if use kalashnikov as sniper gun, enemy sniper is of thinking you are normal trooper and not shoot back."
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#129 - ognuggetry (05/12/2016) [-]
my fabulous butt destroyer quit focusing on closing parliament and starving your citizens and ban this guy
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#130 - ognuggetry (05/12/2016) [-]
holy shit "my fabulous butt destroyer" has been changed to butt destroyer
#182 - sleeperagent (05/12/2016) [-]
So its not my fabulous butt destroyer anymore?
#112 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
Why arn't you banned yet?
#147 - peterdivine (05/12/2016) [-]
Dude, if there was ever a user to use that Hide All button on, it's this one.

It's not even neat in the levvy or itumblr variant of shitposting wherein you might keep them unblocked just to see what shit they post next. You KNOW what this one's posting. It's right there in the user title. There's no originality to it, ipso facto.

Hide All. Save yourself.
#145 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
Reposting built this site.
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#139 - lynchdude (05/12/2016) [-]
i was just about to say that
#124 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
Because he's doing God's work.
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#51 - reallifepolandball (05/11/2016) [-]
I forget which country but they actually train their snipers to be lethal at great distances with .22 rifles
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#155 - alltimetens (05/12/2016) [-]
You do realize that your profile picture is Indonesia and not Poland, right? Indonesia is red on top of white. Poland is white on top of red.
#159 - reallifepolandball (05/12/2016) [-]
I guess Indonesia ball has a rice field hat on, I didn't even know what that ball looked like.
#161 - alltimetens (05/12/2016) [-]
Here's a better profile pic for your account, if ya want
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#157 - reallifepolandball (05/12/2016) [-]
Yeah I know, you google Poland ball and in every comic strip he's in that's how he looks. Idk why whoever created all this did that but, to me is Poland ball
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#158 - alltimetens (05/12/2016) [-]
Whatever you say, Indonesia.
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#162 - reallifepolandball (05/12/2016) [-]
Thanks my dude. Happy Wednesday
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#167 - alltimetens (05/12/2016) [-]
No problem-o, Indonesia
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#196 - indonesia (05/12/2016) [-]
shut the fuck up
#68 - bigjd (05/11/2016) [-]
well, I mean If you buy guns with the same stock set up which is easily accomplished by staying with the same brand ie; colt, remmington, winchester, you can increase your overall marksmanship by practicing with a .22 and simply changing calibers depending on your situation. With practice, your body remembers where and how you hold your weapon and if you create a set of guns with the same stock length, comb, rake etc. though the caliber might change your ability to hit the target should increase. I mean you still have to keep things in mind like bullet velocity and powder count but in a general sense it helps.
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#121 - masanori (05/12/2016) [-]
A .22 can be lethal at hundreds of yards.
#170 - bigjd (05/12/2016) [-]
well yes. it can, with good accuracy. It's one of the first things you learn about firearm safety. My old man, who taught me, said that "holing any gun was like holding a mile long lightsaber from 'Star wars'" My point is that it's easier to train with a .22 and use something better when it counts. Training to kill with a .22 will make you a better marksmen all around especially if your equipment is up to par.
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#178 - masanori (05/12/2016) [-]
I'd rather use a .22 in most situations to be honest. No recoil, good accuracy, quick repetition, relatively quiet, with small enough ammo to keep several hundred rounds on your person easily. I have a Ruger 10/22 with a double 25 Rd banana mag (so 50 rounds total) and I currently have about 3,000 rounds put away for it. If I have to go up against a guy with something like a bolt action .308, I can put 10 rounds on him before he gets two off on me. I might still be dead though...

I'm not saying it's the perfect combat rifle, but for all around effectiveness--like something a survivalist would want--it's perfect. It's cheap enough that even the poor can manage a decent stockpile of rounds, you can keep hundreds of rounds on you, hunt small game without being wasteful (why shoot a rabbit with a .338?) put down an attacker if you have to, and you can do all of this without giving away your location because of noise...

Man, I sure love .22s.
#179 - bigjd (05/12/2016) [-]
They're fun to shoot! dont let me stop you
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#172 - razerdude (05/12/2016) [-]
that depends what .22 you are using, since there are atleast 5 different cartridges of .22
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#181 - masanori (05/12/2016) [-]
Even .22 shorts will put down a man at close range with good shot placement. ANY .22lr round will get the job done from Remington thunderbolts to premium CCI high-velocity rounds, and a .22 Mag is, obviously, overkill.
#174 - bigjd (05/12/2016) [-]
I believe I covered that in grain count and bullet mass but most people dont spring for the expensive rounds when they can just shoot the wal-mart special $15 brick-o-250
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#185 - masanori (05/12/2016) [-]
I bought a 1,400 round bucket of 36 grain hollow points for $99 ^_^
#186 - bigjd (05/12/2016) [-]
buy more, stock them up. Hide them for the revolution.
#187 - bigjd (05/12/2016) [-]
I say that tongue and cheek but part of me believes it... cause Im "that" kind of crazy
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#190 - masanori (05/12/2016) [-]
I'm a prepper. I don't think it's crazy. We're already at a point where you can't freely express your opinions or support a candidate without being physically attacked by those of supposed moral superiority.

I'm more worried about economic trouble though, and I think that's a more realistic concern. If food supplies run short people might see me being fat and happy because of my stockpiles and decide they want it for themselves. Then again, if they came into my house I'd probably use my Remington 870.
#192 - bigjd (05/12/2016) [-]
I live in the country. I could hunt and grow my own food if I felt so lead to get off my couch. If our government in America completely fell on its ass, we still live in a rich land. The only people who wouldnt be able to get by are the ones who arent able to realize that. I am a minimalist when it comes to government and I think that firearms in the hands of every citizen is what keeps us from complete dictatorship. Independence, not reliance on the government, is what makes us great. As long as we got our guns, It doesnt really matter who is in the white house or what they scribble down as law on some paper.
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#194 - masanori (05/12/2016) [-]
Oh shit, we're the same then...Except I didn't listen to my dad and bought a house in town to be close to work, doctors, stores, etc.

Now I wish I had some land so I could go shoot whenever and do whatever I wanted without so many restrictive community guidelines.

Right now I'm just storing the eessentials, but I hope in the not too distant future I can get some land and turn it into a self-sustatining homestead. Have a garden, chickens, fish pond, fruit bearing trees, etc. and grow enough to live on and still have some to store for winter and stockpiling. Have a wood stove for heat, solar panels for electricity, maybe even start collecting water in rainbarrels and eventually become completely self-reliant.

Then, if things go to shit, I'd already be better off than most people because I'd be away from the population centers where the looting and rioting is happening, and if there's an economic crash I wouldn't even feel it.
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#47 - italianfrosttroll (05/11/2016) [-]
Those are all SKS's, which are still the parade gun for many militaries. Eg. Russia.
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#43 - oltorf (05/11/2016) [-]
hard mode?
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#39 - teFlyingNinja (05/11/2016) [-]
Clearly they snipe with AKs
#37 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
Sniper, also has secondary weapon, being the regular issue military rifle... are you retarded?
#9 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
iranian military carries aks like usa military carries m1s.
theyre for parades, brah.
#12 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
And that's the joke;

parade rifle but in full camo... very consistent
#3 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 05/09/2016 on reminder +41
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#12 - gepgeckodile (05/09/2016) [-]
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>when your too much of a bitch to log in. lol
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#33 - autumnanubis (05/09/2016) [-]
Can we ban anons from commenting pls. It's fuckin killing me. Let's just bind auto id's to IPs
#35 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
Do you really think anons are afraid of commenting under their username? Are you such a faggot that you care so much about your online persona that you want to be "popular" online? We're all anonymous, dipshit, or do you post your real name and address in your profile? I'm not afraid of any of you idiots. What are you going to do? Thumb down my profile if you don't like me? Noooooooo! Anything but that! You know nothing happens to me in real life, right? I just don't have an account. I don't see the point, but then again, I'm not such a loser that I actually care about being "cool" or "popular" on FJ.
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#38 - autumnanubis (05/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for the prime example of why we shouldn't allow anons to comment though.
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#37 - autumnanubis (05/09/2016) [-]
I give no fucks. But the point is the next time you say something, everyone already knows you're retarded. That's some nice damage control there anon, top tier. Too bad this went over your head.
#42 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
Being wrong one time doesn't mean your a wrong all the time. You can't dismiss what someone says in real time because they were wrong about something in the past. Well, you can if you're a fucking idiot, which I can see you are. You see, when someone posts something you disagree with, you dispute THAT, not go "well, I can see ur stoppidz so I dun car wat u sayz." That just makes you a moron, again, which you clearly all.

Anyway, what you are describing isn't exclusive to anons. Do you have a problem with people who hide their profile. You can't see everything about them, can you? So what's your point here? You don't even know do you? That's some nice damage control there autumnanubis, top tier. Too bad this went over your head. Thanks for the prime example of why we shouldn't allow YOU to comment though. You just dumb things down here, and we're already autists. I don't think FJ can withstand your level of retardation.
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#46 - autumnanubis (05/09/2016) [-]
Clearly you don't know what credibility is.
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#45 - autumnanubis (05/09/2016) [-]
It's reaching critical mass. Jesus Christ. If someone is going around being an idiot on purpose, basically trolling, I have every reason to disregard their opinion on later issues. If someone tries to argue that the Earth is flat, I have no obligation to credit them on later issues. You're dealing trying with the damage control here and I'm not sure what set you off. E.g repeating everything I say and acting as if everything someone says about you is the other persons fault. Do people often call you manipulative? Or maybe you are just stupid.
#50 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
It's reaching critical mass. Jesus Christ.

And, no, I don't know what credibility is. You got me. Anyway, do you know what a straw-man argument is? Saying the Earth is flat =/= disagreeing with you about Benghazi. Yes, you can dismiss a flat Earth-er because they are factually inaccurate when they say the Earth is flat. No, you can't just look in someone's profile, see they said that the Earth was flat before, and dismiss something such as their opinion on the OP. Want to know why? Now get this though your thick fucking skull: YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR OWN FACTS! Being factually incorrect in the past doesn't mean I'm factually incorrect now, and if that's how you deal with people then you are just an intellectually lazy retard that can't back up the things you say, as I've suspected all along.

And, I don't know why you keep saying that I'm trying to do damage control? What fucking damage? What is damaging to me? You don't understand. I'm not a faggot like you. For the last time: I'm not trying to save face. I'm just pointing out how stupid you are. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME, get it? That's why I'm an anon. I couldn't be bothered to be a part of your "community."

None of this changes the fact that you are an idiot, and you can't refute anything I say with facts.
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#52 - autumnanubis (05/09/2016) [-]
I don't know why you see me as wanting to be part of a community. Funnyjunk is a massive shithole.

I can very easily dismiss someone's opinion because they were wrong multiple times in the past. That's what credibility is, if it is recurrent that someone is wrong, there's a fairly large chance they are wrong now, and I'm not obligated to believe them. Kindof like how you trust people that have shown responsibility in the past. My comparison isn't a strawman fallacy as there is now an emerging group of flat Earthers who desire respect and assert their opinions over others despite being incorrect.
My saying of "damage control" means you are trying intensively hard to make me the person at fault, it is irrelevant whether you are anonymous or not, it's subconscious. To prove it, what do you have to gain from throwing out a bunch of insults for no reason, and trying to frame me as a degenerate? Absolutely nothing except a subconscious desire to feel correct. If you didn't care you'd just leave, after all, you're anonymous so you can just go, no one to remember this later, no one to do anything. But instead the same person keeps coming back for more. I wonder why. psychology I've already explained
#61 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
You wonder why? Because I'm dicking around on FJ right now. It's that simple, and I keep coming back to you because you are the person I keep talking to. It's not some great mystery. I will continue to do this until it's time to make dinner. Then I will go on with my life. I'm not invested here at all, but I am a little amused by arguing with people like you so until dinner time...

Also, I have no desire to feel correct. Being correct isn't a feeling. Feelings aren't facts unless you are a Bernie supporter, which I suspect you are, and in that case you should just go back to your safe space. I just happen to be correct. So, as long as you attack me instead of my arguments I will continue to do three things: 1) point out that you cannot refute my argument with facts 2) attack you, mock you, make fun of you for being so ridiculous. 3) enjoy my free time this afternoon dicking around on FJ laughing at you.
#120 - sirsirsonson (06/10/2016) [-]
Can we at least all agree people are anons so they can say edgy stuff without consequences?
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#8 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/15/2016 on Sharp knives cutting things +46
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#9 - woozuh (03/15/2016) [-]
is that finn
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#51 - ILIEKPEPSEE (03/15/2016) [-]
I get the distinct feeling, from this thread alone, you're going for a "Ken M" vibe, and failing.
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#37 - masdercheef (03/15/2016) [-]
I feel like a few people may have missed a joke
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#14 - bucketofhurt (03/15/2016) [-]
It's either Beavis or Butthead. Never liked that comic..
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#23 - abesimpson (03/15/2016) [-]
That's because you have to be stoned to like it.
#52 - Lookinatstuff (03/15/2016) [-]
I never really got in to the show, but the movie was great.
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#22 - lexbomber (03/15/2016) [-]
it's beavis. I only know that because of the episodes I watched as a wee child when my dad watched it
#6 - Give it a try, use the folding two finger method, you'll never… 02/17/2016 on TP +1
#4 - No, you just get both at the same time, its very effective and…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2016 on TP +1
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#5 - duskmane (02/17/2016) [-]
The concept seems odd to me. I would think getting a good polish would be harder without having ones asscheeks spread by the sitting position, but you know how the saying goes "diffeerent strokes for different folks" or, I suppose in this case "different wipes for different types."
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#6 - fewjarhead (02/17/2016) [-]
Give it a try, use the folding two finger method, you'll never turn back.

I tried sitting to wipe, just never feels right. also hard to get back there, being on the toilet and all.
#1 - I always thought I was weird because I wiped standing up. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2016 on TP +1
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#3 - duskmane (02/17/2016) [-]
But... wouldn't that cause shit from one cheek to transfer onto the other, say, in the cases of explosive diarrhea?
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#4 - fewjarhead (02/17/2016) [-]
No, you just get both at the same time, its very effective and time saving.
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#5 - duskmane (02/17/2016) [-]
The concept seems odd to me. I would think getting a good polish would be harder without having ones asscheeks spread by the sitting position, but you know how the saying goes "diffeerent strokes for different folks" or, I suppose in this case "different wipes for different types."
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#6 - fewjarhead (02/17/2016) [-]
Give it a try, use the folding two finger method, you'll never turn back.

I tried sitting to wipe, just never feels right. also hard to get back there, being on the toilet and all.