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Date Signed Up:2/06/2012
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#26 - One of the guys on my floor in the dorms wears a shirt with th… 09/27/2012 on Sometimes I feel like it 0
#118 - Once a day can work, but once every other day creeps into the …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2012 on "Nice guys" in a... +1
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#121 - graphenz (09/26/2012) [-]
ehm... consider this. It's weekend, you don't have any plans, you just wanna stay home rest and game or play music or w/e you're into. It's only you, no one else. Why the hell would you shower if you're not going out? It seems to me to be a waste of water, also try living on a low budget and then tell me that showering everyday is awesome, no Sir I would rather disgust people and then be able to buy that extra pack of noodles!
#246 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
Water is 1.9 cents a gal in NY and less in most other places. If you take a 5 min shower with a 2.5 gallon per minute shower head, it's around 24 cents a day in NY. Take into account that it takes 2 cents to heat a gallon, it's around $0.48 a day.

So about $14.5 a month for just showers if you shower every day. Comparatively, minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. So a shower every day for a month is literally two hours of work.
Are you really that poor?
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#243 - thirdasscheek (09/26/2012) [-]
water isn't super expensive though. you pay 5X more for an internet connection per month. your best bet to to just get off the internet
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#267 - graphenz (09/27/2012) [-]
This is included into the rent ^^
#116 - That can work fine, but your bed is a much nastier place than … 09/26/2012 on "Nice guys" in a... 0
#111 - "Clingy" is another way of saying overly attached. A… 09/26/2012 on "Nice guys" in a... 0
#46 - Friend-zones do exist. Yes, in most cases you put yourself the…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/26/2012 on "Nice guys" in a... +16
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#82 - frozo (09/26/2012) [-]
>twice a day

Lol I just shower in the evening before I sleep.
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#116 - ferralone (09/26/2012) [-]
That can work fine, but your bed is a much nastier place than you might think. Aside from the extra shower sometimes helping with acne, you can be certain you don't smell funny and you can prevent greasy hair (Which is pretty gross and turns off most women)
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#79 - cabbagemayhem (09/26/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#60 - rhubarbistheanswer (09/26/2012) [-]
Shower twice a day? Wat.
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#64 - graphenz (09/26/2012) [-]
yeah twice a day... that sounds like a lot of work, once a day or once every other day is the way to go! Just truck up (deodorant the fuck out of yourself) and act like a boss!
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#118 - ferralone (09/26/2012) [-]
Once a day can work, but once every other day creeps into the land of disgusting. At the very worst, I will sometimes skip a night shower and make sure I shower the next morning.
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#121 - graphenz (09/26/2012) [-]
ehm... consider this. It's weekend, you don't have any plans, you just wanna stay home rest and game or play music or w/e you're into. It's only you, no one else. Why the hell would you shower if you're not going out? It seems to me to be a waste of water, also try living on a low budget and then tell me that showering everyday is awesome, no Sir I would rather disgust people and then be able to buy that extra pack of noodles!
#246 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
Water is 1.9 cents a gal in NY and less in most other places. If you take a 5 min shower with a 2.5 gallon per minute shower head, it's around 24 cents a day in NY. Take into account that it takes 2 cents to heat a gallon, it's around $0.48 a day.

So about $14.5 a month for just showers if you shower every day. Comparatively, minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. So a shower every day for a month is literally two hours of work.
Are you really that poor?
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#243 - thirdasscheek (09/26/2012) [-]
water isn't super expensive though. you pay 5X more for an internet connection per month. your best bet to to just get off the internet
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#267 - graphenz (09/27/2012) [-]
This is included into the rent ^^
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#58 - sidedoor (09/26/2012) [-]
What would "Clingy" mean. English isnt my native language.



My main and most basic problem is not being able to read hints,body language, tone or grammar/word choice.
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#111 - ferralone (09/26/2012) [-]
"Clingy" is another way of saying overly attached. A lot of girls aren't like overly attached girlfriend (Though there are a few like that) and might be turned away is you constantly shower them with texts, calls, and overbearing compliments.

Unfortunately, this is something that you typically need to read body language and such for. My advice to you is to do some internet searching and try and actively look for signs. It will eventually become a natrual thing.
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#54 - vincyguru (09/26/2012) [-]
^^This is correct on all terms, but as its as hard as it seems, just practice, you will mess up when it the moment. just pull through it and keep trying to practice it.
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#53 - wingeddrac (09/26/2012) [-]
I can only confrim no.1, I've experienced it myself sadly.

Had a crush on this girl for about 5 years, and somehow we got to the point were she asked what I thought of her, told her the obvious. And then I became shy as fuck and was afraid to do anything more aside from giving her a kiss..4 weeks later it was over, learned a sh*tload from it.
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#52 - Hobbeses (09/26/2012) [-]
right on man, I hope some of the people here will read this because I have a feeling they can use this :p
#4 - I love you anon 09/25/2012 on Facebook 0
#126 - **ferralone rolls 687** well I may as well throw in my attempt 09/22/2012 on Pat Pat -1
#47 - Relevant username is relevant. Gif somewhat related 09/18/2012 on Concert +18
#285 - Oh, and just as a BTW, a guy on the same floor as me (Dormfag)…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on New captcha update 0
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#286 - lulgazmz (09/12/2012) [-]
Yeah it looks pretty much the same, we started that stuff a tad at 13 and then wrapped it up by 16 (OF course, as I now do maths and further maths with a shit-ton of Asians I have to re-use those techniques.)

Initially I thought Highschool wss like 17/18, which is why I was curious.
#284 - Well, I "learned" those for the first time when I wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2012 on New captcha update 0
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#285 - ferralone (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh, and just as a BTW, a guy on the same floor as me (Dormfag) is from the UK; shits not a hell of a lot different here than from there. Just thought it was worth a mention.
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#286 - lulgazmz (09/12/2012) [-]
Yeah it looks pretty much the same, we started that stuff a tad at 13 and then wrapped it up by 16 (OF course, as I now do maths and further maths with a shit-ton of Asians I have to re-use those techniques.)

Initially I thought Highschool wss like 17/18, which is why I was curious.