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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:Norway
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#20 - Picture 10/22/2014 on I Wouldn't Mind +137
#39 - Picture 10/22/2014 on Just found this on Facebook. 0
#16 - Meanwhile at your mom.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Mesmerising Food .gifs +14
#40 - Rascal (10/22/2014) [-]
ARGLEBLARGLE!
#45 - Ahhh. memories. 10/21/2014 on I became #1 in comments today 0
#467 - Picture 10/19/2014 on need more mods like joshlol 0
#119 - Says the person with a butt beard.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on too serious 0
User avatar #124 - faptastica (10/18/2014) [-]
you are my bro
#9 - He is holding a gladius. A ROMAN sword.  [+] (16 new replies) 10/17/2014 on too serious +216
User avatar #116 - faptastica (10/18/2014) [-]
shave your beard
#119 - felixjarl (10/18/2014) [-]
Says the person with a butt beard.
User avatar #124 - faptastica (10/18/2014) [-]
you are my bro
User avatar #111 - greedtheavaricious (10/18/2014) [-]
What the starved south korean said
#53 - Rascal (10/18/2014) [-]
#30 - enclavesrg (10/18/2014) [-]
Ave, true to Caesar.
#24 - angelusprimus (10/17/2014) [-]
No he is not.
Gladius, real roman gladius is a STRAIGH blade sword. Designed for an ease of draw in cramped shoulder to shoulder conditions.
He is using xiphos sword, which is a greek sword, leaf shaped and wider on the top then by the hilt.
User avatar #73 - sumerfag (10/18/2014) [-]
xiphos's don't typically have the circular guard, this seems to be some sorta fucked up gladius-xiphos mix
#102 - angelusprimus (10/18/2014) [-]
With a bit of Gaelic influence as well, yeah.
#54 - batvader (10/18/2014) [-]
False, that is a Maintz Gladius, which was the sword used by the romans before the 4th (and final) type of gladius, the pompeii gladius, was made and distributed throughout the roman legion. The Maintz was a slightly curved blade that flared before coming to a point. Also, If you look at the hilt and pommel, it clearly has roman influence. (compared to the pic you provided and every other historical pic)
#64 - angelusprimus (10/18/2014) [-]
I disagree, first, only thing that's clearly roman influenced is the guard, which doesn't look anyhting like mainz guard. Its more like spatha late roman swords.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Mainz_Gladius.JPG
Second mainz isn't leaf rounded like the sword on the picture, it just has a slight waist. Its because northern swords were manufactured by gaul, and retained celtic infulence.
To be completely honest, the sword on the picture is a mishmash of styles and influences that never existed together in history (roman or greek), but it was clearly meant to be xiphos.
#93 - Rascal (10/18/2014) [-]
You're both massive nerds.

I wanna be as nerdy as you guys
User avatar #96 - asasqw (10/18/2014) [-]
Find something you really like, there is usually some sort of wiki for whatever it is, if not come on back I'll I will help find something
#16 - unclaimedusername (10/17/2014) [-]
First fucking thing I noticed
#12 - Rascal (10/17/2014) [-]
Taken from defeated enemies
#49 - Rascal (10/18/2014) [-]
b-b-but Rome str8 whooped Sparta!?!?!
#42 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on I love the grim darkness +5
#47 - trollerfin (10/17/2014) [-]
#134 - Because banning them from helping their allies would beak the game.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Playing game after skipping... 0
#135 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
that's the fun thing.
they're not allies.
they're the same religion.

and how would that break the game?
it's still truce breaking.
if I get bad traits because of it, then so should they.

not like it matters. I conquer their asses anyways
#132 - I disagree. it is perfectly rational.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Playing game after skipping... 0
#133 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
But....
he's breaking a truce.
if I did that, I'd get trucebreaker.
how is that rational?
User avatar #134 - felixjarl (10/17/2014) [-]
Because banning them from helping their allies would beak the game.
#135 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
that's the fun thing.
they're not allies.
they're the same religion.

and how would that break the game?
it's still truce breaking.
if I get bad traits because of it, then so should they.

not like it matters. I conquer their asses anyways
#130 - CK2  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Playing game after skipping... 0
#131 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
there's the "trucebreaker"-thingy.
let's say I start a war against the sultan of egypt and beat him up good. he'll surrender. we cool and all. though he is probably pissed at me taking his land. BUT we have a truce.

then I immediately decide the persians need a good facewrecking. so I stomp them into pulp. everything is going good. and then egypt joins in. before my truce with them ends.

the egyptian sultan doesn't get trucebreaker, even though he has a truce with me and just broke it.
User avatar #132 - felixjarl (10/17/2014) [-]
I disagree. it is perfectly rational.
#133 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
But....
he's breaking a truce.
if I did that, I'd get trucebreaker.
how is that rational?
User avatar #134 - felixjarl (10/17/2014) [-]
Because banning them from helping their allies would beak the game.
#135 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
that's the fun thing.
they're not allies.
they're the same religion.

and how would that break the game?
it's still truce breaking.
if I get bad traits because of it, then so should they.

not like it matters. I conquer their asses anyways
#90 - There are one species of monkeys which also goes through menopause. 10/16/2014 on DYK compilation # 2 0
#13 - I do this while on the public bathrooms. The moment i sit down…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Bathroom advice +5
User avatar #22 - dofr (10/16/2014) [-]
a thunderous fart, followed up by a Maniac laugh
and then, The Glorious Echo of the Fart. everyone stop talking to pay Respect for your outstanding Anus
#31 - If you just had said that you were listening to a specific par…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Music 0
User avatar #32 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
Right because our time spent here is clearly being put to good use and is valuable. xD

Later dude.
#29 - DId 15 seconds of typing and lookign on wikipedia. Sk…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Music 0
User avatar #30 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
That's blowing things a bit out of proportion. But to be honest I don't really care about point of origin. I was talking about the ska that I listen to. Which is a derivative of punk. Bands like Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake, and Streetlight Manifesto.

The ska you're referring to is a derivative of Reggae, which did originate in Jamaica.
#31 - felixjarl (10/16/2014) [-]
If you just had said that you were listening to a specific part of the ska then it would have saved us both some time.

Goodbye.
User avatar #32 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
Right because our time spent here is clearly being put to good use and is valuable. xD

Later dude.
#17 - Picture 10/16/2014 on Pretty boy +6
#27 - Ska and punk? I did just fell of the wagon here. …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Music 0
User avatar #28 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
You know. Roughly same time of origin, typically meaningful lyrics with a "break of conformity" message, often times has the same kind of beat. Not to mention the super personal fashion senses that stemmed from both of them. There are other reasons as well for why I think they're related but this is my second all nighter in a row. Sorry man. x)
#29 - felixjarl (10/16/2014) [-]
DId 15 seconds of typing and lookign on wikipedia.

Ska was created in 1950 jamaica

Punk was created in 1974.

If we are talking history of music then this is a so long time gap as the Roman empire and Napoleon.
User avatar #30 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
That's blowing things a bit out of proportion. But to be honest I don't really care about point of origin. I was talking about the ska that I listen to. Which is a derivative of punk. Bands like Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake, and Streetlight Manifesto.

The ska you're referring to is a derivative of Reggae, which did originate in Jamaica.
#31 - felixjarl (10/16/2014) [-]
If you just had said that you were listening to a specific part of the ska then it would have saved us both some time.

Goodbye.
User avatar #32 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
Right because our time spent here is clearly being put to good use and is valuable. xD

Later dude.
#25 - Probably on lvl 3. You see classic rock on lvl 2 so s…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Music 0
User avatar #26 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
Well ska is pretty wierd sometimes. x) Which makes sense. It's a close relative to punk.
#27 - felixjarl (10/16/2014) [-]
Ska and punk?

I did just fell of the wagon here.

How are they even closely related?
User avatar #28 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
You know. Roughly same time of origin, typically meaningful lyrics with a "break of conformity" message, often times has the same kind of beat. Not to mention the super personal fashion senses that stemmed from both of them. There are other reasons as well for why I think they're related but this is my second all nighter in a row. Sorry man. x)
#29 - felixjarl (10/16/2014) [-]
DId 15 seconds of typing and lookign on wikipedia.

Ska was created in 1950 jamaica

Punk was created in 1974.

If we are talking history of music then this is a so long time gap as the Roman empire and Napoleon.
User avatar #30 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
That's blowing things a bit out of proportion. But to be honest I don't really care about point of origin. I was talking about the ska that I listen to. Which is a derivative of punk. Bands like Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake, and Streetlight Manifesto.

The ska you're referring to is a derivative of Reggae, which did originate in Jamaica.
#31 - felixjarl (10/16/2014) [-]
If you just had said that you were listening to a specific part of the ska then it would have saved us both some time.

Goodbye.
User avatar #32 - groulgarigon (10/16/2014) [-]
Right because our time spent here is clearly being put to good use and is valuable. xD

Later dude.
#5 - Because he is blessing a gun?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Buffs plz +1
#11 - mordax (10/16/2014) [-]
I'll tell you as my grandfather told me:
"When my man and I were preparing for going to the front.
The high command said they will call a priest to bless our weapons.
When he finished blessing the guns he started a prayer.
He said that we have to kill all the enemy's who want to invade our land.
(They were defending the land from the Italy army so basically the country of catholic church.)
From that day on, I wont go to the church even if the popes kisses my ass"
#28 - Divines bless you OP! 10/15/2014 on Sweden's embarrassing moment +5
#41 - Reminded me heavily of this. 10/15/2014 on WHAT TIME IS IT? +6
#67 - The diplomacy? If we are talking CK2 then it is the m…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Playing game after skipping... +6
#129 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
try Victoria 2.
Played as US, Britain declared war. They needed 15 victory points.
Had only one. Immediately demanded I surrender. Fuck no.
Beat them back. Hard. War turned into my favor. They wanted a white peace.
WHAT? Demand land in Canada from them.
eventually; we made a white peace. nobody won, but at least they lost face.

start a great war. every country I'm fighting wants me to surrender. even if we haven't really fought yet. send armies their way. "pls no more. white peace." conquer their territories. "you won! we surrender." Fuck no. demand land. fuck yes. Goes like that every time.

you know what's fun? after you lose a great war; you lose your armies and you aren't allowed to build any armies.
when other countries surrender; the first thing they do is build armies.
something I can't do when I lose.
I mean, they LOST the war. They're breaking the treaty and shit.

and yeah, you're right.
they have the best diplomacy out there.
it's just fucked up how (as explained earlier) the AI doesn't need to play by the rules.

fuck.
I really want to play Hearts of Iron now.
it's a bit similar to Vicky. but different.
User avatar #130 - felixjarl (10/17/2014) [-]
CK2
#131 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
there's the "trucebreaker"-thingy.
let's say I start a war against the sultan of egypt and beat him up good. he'll surrender. we cool and all. though he is probably pissed at me taking his land. BUT we have a truce.

then I immediately decide the persians need a good facewrecking. so I stomp them into pulp. everything is going good. and then egypt joins in. before my truce with them ends.

the egyptian sultan doesn't get trucebreaker, even though he has a truce with me and just broke it.
User avatar #132 - felixjarl (10/17/2014) [-]
I disagree. it is perfectly rational.
#133 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
But....
he's breaking a truce.
if I did that, I'd get trucebreaker.
how is that rational?
User avatar #134 - felixjarl (10/17/2014) [-]
Because banning them from helping their allies would beak the game.
#135 - trevanman (10/17/2014) [-]
that's the fun thing.
they're not allies.
they're the same religion.

and how would that break the game?
it's still truce breaking.
if I get bad traits because of it, then so should they.

not like it matters. I conquer their asses anyways
#8 - Hand over the rest and no one here will get stabbed. 10/14/2014 on the magus +9
#6 - Picture 10/12/2014 on motherfuckin birds +1
#32 - Picture 10/12/2014 on Where'd he come from? +1

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#2869 - nelliel (01/12/2015) [-]
hi felix
have a good day
User avatar #2867 - miscarriage (12/07/2014) [-]
**miscarriage rolled comment #8 ** :
Bread with laxatives. Pure evil
#2866 - Rascal (12/05/2014) [-]
are you pewdiepie?
User avatar #2865 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
You seem to be forgotten.
#2864 - felixjarl ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#2862 - Rascal (10/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. www.reddit.com/r/HFY/
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
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