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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
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#63 - Do a comp about hats only! 10 hours ago on TF2 Fact Compilation +12
#21 - Hand over the gif and no one gets hurt.  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on A Century Later... 0
#22 - dutchfag (6 hours ago) [-]
i have no fucking idea where i saved it
#2853 - Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY sin…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on felixjarl's profile 0
User avatar #2854 - theaznreclaimer (6 hours ago) [-]
#22 - Would be delightful if you did. 19 hours ago on Weeaboo Stories: The Finale +13
#17 - I need your avatar for my collection.  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on A Century Later... 0
#20 - dutchfag (18 hours ago) [-]
i feel so important now
#21 - felixjarl (11 hours ago) [-]
Hand over the gif and no one gets hurt.
#22 - dutchfag (6 hours ago) [-]
i have no fucking idea where i saved it
#6 - I live with a cat, I am also slightly allergic(to the point of… 19 hours ago on Eye masturbation 0
#133 - Picture 19 hours ago on Post that one GIF you never... 0
#17 - No more Gob?  [+] (10 new replies) 19 hours ago on Weeaboo Stories: The Finale +143
#20 - BerryLicious (19 hours ago) [-]
If she does anything else stupid and I hear about it, I'll post more!
#106 - rdobet (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh boy, I've never been so sure whether or not I wanted something.
User avatar #77 - fallenstar (13 hours ago) [-]
so pretty much anything she does?
User avatar #38 - lexivex (17 hours ago) [-]
She's currently in Japan isn't she?
User avatar #142 - greedtheavaricious (6 hours ago) [-]
Isn't being a fatass frowned upon in Japan? Not talking bit chubby, talking.. FAT. Really fat.
#39 - BerryLicious (17 hours ago) [-]
If she's not already, she soon will be.
User avatar #41 - lexivex (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, if Japan is as etiquette stringent as bizengaust says it is, I have no doubt Gob would be deported within the hour.
#44 - mrweekends (17 hours ago) [-]
I enjoy your avatar.
#42 - BerryLicious (17 hours ago) [-]
Probably! Though I hope not, I hope she stays at least a week so we get another story out of it.
#22 - felixjarl (19 hours ago) [-]
Would be delightful if you did.
#14 - Oh dear. OH DEAR! This made me think of that You don't w…  [+] (10 new replies) 19 hours ago on In her vagina for HOW long? +1
User avatar #26 - tankthejackal (17 hours ago) [-]
I need to hear that story
User avatar #27 - banjodance (16 hours ago) [-]
she was an amerifat that went into an ER.
immensly obese
getting cleaned so they could check stomache area pain.
they find black sludge exiting the vag
she was pregnant
it died due to weight
it decayed
black sludge was decayed fetus who died.
sshe didnt even know she was pregnant
User avatar #28 - tankthejackal (16 hours ago) [-]
I think I might loose weight just from lost appetite
User avatar #29 - banjodance (16 hours ago) [-]
the original version of the story was in first-person, and it was detailed on the scent and i think there was a body-grown mushroom
User avatar #30 - tankthejackal (16 hours ago) [-]
and where can I get this story
User avatar #31 - banjodance (16 hours ago) [-]
i found it on here screen-capped from 4chin. i'll look and see if i saved it
User avatar #83 - banjodance (4 hours ago) [-]
could not find sorry~
User avatar #81 - Lolinator (5 hours ago) [-]
bump

would love to see this
User avatar #67 - nazrix (10 hours ago) [-]
eeeww. tell me more
User avatar #48 - memescomefromb (12 hours ago) [-]
I want to read it too
#20 - Picture 19 hours ago on feels +7

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#2745 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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This is a thought I originally got in a discussion about why homosexuality exists in humans at all. It is a theory and should not be used in a pure scientific debate.

The original idea is that about altruism, that something are good for a pack as a whole but might be bad for a certain individual. Example a individual who makes a noise to warn of incoming predators but therefore makes the predator locate the one who made the noise.

One thought I have been brewing on is that homosexuality developed as a tool for us to survive. Humans are a pack species. And to work better as a pack we need to know and care for the other members of the pack. Now what if homosexuality developed as a way for us to bond deeper than just normal friendship.

We are more willing to help someone we have a relationship with than someone who we don't, be it lover, one night stand or commitment. One good example is the sacred band of Thebes, a Greek city state with a 300 soldier elite unit. This unit consisted of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. They were so willing to fight for their loved ones that they would fight like beasts. As anyone would for the person they cared the most about.

Many people in their teens will often develop bisexuality or full homosexuality which passes over in a few years. Many times creating lasting friendship even after they have lost their interest in these people sexually.
So what if it truly is like that? A way that makes it easier for the pack to survive at the expense of a few member who will not reproduce.
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (17 hours ago) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity FUCK YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good shit yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. www.reddit.com/r/HFY/
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh shit, just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2825 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
#2824 - kimilsung (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
#2799 - giffythetoad ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2792 - giffythetoad ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
u kicw tiy, nleuya.
#2793 to #2792 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. Now we talking mate.   
   
It is really nice to have you back here.
Oh yeah. Now we talking mate.

It is really nice to have you back here.
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