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#78 - Yeah, it's pretty ******* disturbing when someone describes so…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2016 on Lets go bois!!!!! 0
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#79 - anonywolftroll (08/24/2016) [-]
Well, it's pretty much just that it's a realisation I'd rather not have had...
I might be delusional, but at least if (against all odds) I might ever get a girlfriend I could cling on to the thought that at least it's genuine and that she'd feel the same way about me as I'd do about her... This post just kinda smashes all those thoughts into tiny smithereens.
Plus, if that's really how to get a girl, the only way, then I wouldn't even have to worry about it begin genuine or not, because I will simply never get one...like, really. I could never, ever act like that...

God. I'm such a pathetic piece of shit. yeah, yeah, I get it, of course losers like me will never find love/get a gf
#12 - Burn them in the name of the lord, let god sort them out. 08/17/2016 on Slow down +3
#179 - The turk got a couple technical points on him or something. Th… 08/17/2016 on kebab status: removed +1
#174 - Stupid people took over and we were all too lazy to stop them.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2016 on SJWcomp:Dutch East India... 0
#190 - moosecream (08/11/2016) [-]
One man cannot fight the ocean. Not even a hundred. It operates without reason, just flowing where it has decided. Unstoppable, unmovable.
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#234 - jaggsauce (08/11/2016) [-]
Immovable *
#119 - It begins... again. 08/02/2016 on THERE IS A GOD!! 0
#135 - Hurts so good. 07/08/2016 on Buttwatch 0
#15 - Why do people even call it overwatch? Waifuwatch would fit the… 07/08/2016 on Rule 63 0
#59 - Sergei:"Ivan, this cat is of stuck on branch! How do we s… 07/08/2016 on Greatest russian superhero +7
#3 - And has money, power and connections + might have the ability …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/07/2016 on limewire +119
#68 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/08/2016) [-]
I mean, that's the kind of person I want to be my president tbh.
#13 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
Pretty sure none of that makes her bulletproof though.

inb4 "ooooooh edgy"
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#14 - sequel (07/07/2016) [-]
Being anon isn't gonna save you, they're gonna watch you more closely.
#25 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
Let them watch. My internet search history alone will drive them mad.
#57 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
Furry porn?
#28 - eyemeralds (07/07/2016) [-]
The madman!
He's using incognito mode!
#6 - They should all get some kind of bladed weapons it seems since…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2016 on Baltimore: The Witch of... +28
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#22 - angelious (07/07/2016) [-]
i reckon bullets are still effective in most cases. holy/silver bullets are said to be what kills everything from vampires to werewolfs and beyond...

just that old school zombies tend to be tad more resilient than the new school ones we are used to..
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#17 - zeldamasterace (07/07/2016) [-]
shovel knight ah yis
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#12 - arsenalthegunners (07/06/2016) [-]
Hah then it would be a gang of soldiers going around with shovels.

"How are u going to save us lord baltimore"
"See this shovel? Imma shove this shovel so far up the ass of whatever the fuck is being evil right now that it wished it never turned evil"
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#8 - rollmeanddie (07/06/2016) [-]
Gotta put em back in the grave somehow.