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Gender: female
Age: 23
Steam Profile: sleepwiththefishes
Date Signed Up:3/07/2010
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:Loserana
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Chupa mi verga, pendejo.

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#182 - It looks like butt padding. 4 hours ago on Awesome Cosplays 2 +2
#66 - related 07/02/2015 on つ◕ل◕)つ +7
#189274 - Anyone out there with past shopping addictions? How did you ov…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #189330 - fukkentyranitar (06/26/2015) [-]
Once you go broke and end on a cup noodle diet, you'll kick the habit.
User avatar #189299 - youngneil (06/25/2015) [-]
I overcame my shopping addiction by spending money until I no longer had money to spend. Now I don't buy anything anymore.
#189292 - bann (06/25/2015) [-]
I had an aunt who had a problem with this.

She solved it by leaving all her cash and credit cards at home and just bringing a $20 visa check card for emergencies. You really can only buy so much with a visa card that won't let you go over. Online shopping is a bit trickier to overcome.
#189289 - unitedabominations (06/25/2015) [-]
get married
User avatar #189279 - womanexplain (06/25/2015) [-]
If you think you need professional help, seek it.
#140 - yfw  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on thanks mr skeltal +22
#142 - mrskeletonman (06/17/2015) [-]
You are quite right, but gif related was my first reaction when I, mrskeletonman, saw it.
#35579 - If you're ready to start buying, I'd make a post with your pa… 06/17/2015 on Technology Board +1
#35577 - Getting the case new would be your best bet because of shippin…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Technology Board +1
User avatar #35578 - pokemonstheshiz (06/17/2015) [-]
thanks a lot, I was kind of worried about spending so much on one thing. I have the money, but it was still starting to bother me.
On an unrelated note, if I buy Win 8 now will I be able to upgrade to 10 for free, or should I wait for 10's release? I really don't want to be stuck using 8
User avatar #35579 - fcukyourcouch (06/17/2015) [-]
If you're ready to start buying, I'd make a post with your part list and an estimated budget to see what you can find. But do be careful with who you buy from. There's a good chance that people with new accounts and little to no trade count are potential scammers. OH ALSO: www.reddit.com/r/buildapcsales That might help.

If I'm not mistaken, 8 will let you upgrade. Even Win 7 will let you upgrade to 10 for free. I pirated Windows 7 and it's letting me get the free upgrade.
#35575 - Getting some of those parts used would definitely help with th…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Technology Board +1
User avatar #35576 - pokemonstheshiz (06/17/2015) [-]
what are things that should not be gotten used? A used case would be fine, but I think I'd be wary of a used processor or something like that
User avatar #35577 - fcukyourcouch (06/17/2015) [-]
Getting the case new would be your best bet because of shipping costs. Same thing for a power supply. Just about everything else could probably be bought used. I've sold CPUs and stuff & I recently bought a used 970 for only $260 and it works like new. It's pretty unlikely to get a bum part if you're buying from a trusted seller with a decent trade amount.
User avatar #35578 - pokemonstheshiz (06/17/2015) [-]
thanks a lot, I was kind of worried about spending so much on one thing. I have the money, but it was still starting to bother me.
On an unrelated note, if I buy Win 8 now will I be able to upgrade to 10 for free, or should I wait for 10's release? I really don't want to be stuck using 8
User avatar #35579 - fcukyourcouch (06/17/2015) [-]
If you're ready to start buying, I'd make a post with your part list and an estimated budget to see what you can find. But do be careful with who you buy from. There's a good chance that people with new accounts and little to no trade count are potential scammers. OH ALSO: www.reddit.com/r/buildapcsales That might help.

If I'm not mistaken, 8 will let you upgrade. Even Win 7 will let you upgrade to 10 for free. I pirated Windows 7 and it's letting me get the free upgrade.
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User avatar #49 - Sunset (06/14/2015) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #20 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
thx u bb
User avatar #18 - anotherponyaccount (12/06/2014) [-]
I'm Rick James bitch!
That's the reason behind your name isn't it
User avatar #19 to #18 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
That's 100% correct BUY ANOTHER ONE, YOU RICH ************
User avatar #15 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
You know, you were the first profile on this site that i wished to have a good day. It's been 5 months. So i hope you have a great morning and a fantastic day you deserve it!
User avatar #16 to #15 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you, gugek. Have a great morning and an even better day, man! : )
User avatar #17 to #16 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #11 - gugek (06/13/2014) [-]
howdy! hey have a great day !
User avatar #12 to #11 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Thank you! You too. : )
#13 to #12 - gugek (06/13/2014) [-]
i hope when you're having a bad day you can always come back to this comment. and smile! cause who doesn't love piggies
User avatar #7 - cumsinbucket (12/28/2012) [-]
great username
User avatar #8 to #7 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Hahahaha, same to you!
User avatar #10 to #9 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
You're very welcome, my good man.
User avatar #1 - PizzaRat (06/11/2010) [-]
How does one **** his couch?
User avatar #6 to #3 - GregTV (07/04/2010) [-]
**** YO COUCH ***** , BUY ANOTHER ONE YOU RICH MOTHA *****
User avatar #2 to #3 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (06/11/2010) [-]
By applying his or her genitals onto said couch.
User avatar #3 to #4 - PizzaRat (06/11/2010) [-]
One does not simply come on there couch
User avatar #4 to #5 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (06/11/2010) [-]
Says you. ;)
User avatar #5 to #6 - PizzaRat (06/11/2010) [-]
I guess I was wrong
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