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Date Signed Up:6/01/2012
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#42 - You should accelerate in the opposite direction a bit.  [+] (1 reply) 09/05/2016 on A fucking legend +33
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#136 - elvoz (09/06/2016) [-]
That would be braking.
#17 - Losing control of your legs is fine. Being unable to stay awak…  [+] (11 replies) 08/16/2016 on Martin Shekinelly called it... +198
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#102 - abesimpson (08/16/2016) [-]
Seriously?

"Oh no there's an emergency! But our president is asleep! What should we do?"

*everyone crosses their arms as the north Koreans invade the US, frantically waiting for Hillary to wake up and impart her wisdom*

she's been awake enough to attend all these conferences, hasn't she?
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#59 - trump (08/16/2016) [-]
True, but on the other hand you have to be worried about the effect the spray tan has on Trump.
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#79 - zaywoot (08/16/2016) [-]
do you think he spray tans all over or just on the exposed areas?

And if all over do you think his shirt gets all orange on the inside as well?
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#81 - trump (08/16/2016) [-]
I like to think that he used to do it all over, ruin the shirts and just buy new ones. But since his campaign started I think he writes his slogans on his chest, stains the shirts with them and then sells them.
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#82 - zaywoot (08/16/2016) [-]
that is fucking genius
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#51 - mychaelmoar (08/16/2016) [-]
Absolutely.


Hell, does no one remember back in 2008 when the media was constantly hounding McCain for the very same concern as to whether or not he was physically going to live long enough to serve even a single term of the presidency due to his past history of skin cancer - something far more manageable and survivable compared to neurological dysfunction.
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#48 - Ruspanic (08/16/2016) [-]
Didn't Ronald Reagan have Alzheimer's?
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#107 - huntergriff (08/16/2016) [-]
I thought he developed it after his term.
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#161 - Ruspanic (08/16/2016) [-]
I'm not sure, but I think Reagan's son claimed he had it while still in office.
#93 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]
Possibly, but his case was pretty mild, even if it did get a bit worse after a failed assassination attempt.
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#52 - medxforme (08/16/2016) [-]
That wasn't announced until he had been out of office for a few years, but I have heard rumors that in his last year or so of his presidency he tended to forget things. If he did have it while being president, it would have only been the very early stages of the disease, which normally for a good 2-3 years after a diagnosis you can still live a pretty normal life
#8 - I got chu fam -  [+] (1 reply) 07/23/2016 on Roptola Rientamulo Lelyeslina +2
#10 - thenameschuck (07/24/2016) [-]
**thenameschuck used "*roll picture*"**
**thenameschuck rolled image** I love you, here take this random picture
#12 - Under appreciated meme  [+] (6 replies) 06/05/2016 on Check your surroundings +24
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#15 - twondai (06/05/2016) [-]
i don't get it
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#46 - tazze (06/06/2016) [-]
of course you don't get it, the same way you wouldn't get DEMOCRACY
#40 - spacekraken (06/05/2016) [-]
join list: TerranRepublic


NC trooper spotted
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#47 - twondai (06/06/2016) [-]
i'm a free, independent planetman who don't need no government unless they give dank bonus checks
no h8 m8
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#13 - toonbreth (06/05/2016) [-]
I see you jake sooly