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#9 - yes, a **** ton, granted it was quite a few years ago  [+] (1 reply) 10/18/2016 on Gears of war Hidden Execution 0
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#11 - tehavatar (10/18/2016) [-]
ok well there arent really any differences..
#7 - anyone enjoying GoW4? I got it and tried it day 1 but the cont…  [+] (7 replies) 10/17/2016 on Gears of war Hidden Execution 0
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#12 - tacolishous (10/18/2016) [-]
Super long rant incoming, just ignore if you don't want my opinion of the story and writing.

Haven't gotten i yet (I might not) but I have watched some videos of the campaign to see what it's like. The dialogue is utter diarrhea, not one of the characters talk or act like a real person, they just spew cookie cutter stereotype lines and only feel emotions when the plot calls for them to. I knew the story was probably gonna be shit, but it was even worse than I thought it would be, at least the 2 hours or so I watched were so I doubt the rest is any different. I mean, I never have any expectation predominately multiplayer shooter being a masterpiece, but they're usually passable. This went beyond that, and straight into bad fanfiction territory. I'm not even exaggerating.

The 3 main characters are cookie cutter stereotypes who's only emotion is plucky resignation until the plot calls for them to feel emotion, but then they're back to plucky resignation in .5 seconds after the plot doesn't need that anymore. The only other 3 characters (I'm not even joking, there are a grand total of 6 characters who are important in any way) I only saw for 20 minutes at most, and that's only because one of the characters was a squad member for a little bit. The other two had a total of 3 minutes of screen time, max. And not each, total for both characters.

This is going to be a sort of not spoiler, so if you (somehow) care just skip. The absolute worst part, even beyond 95% of the dialogue being witty one liners (which is not a hyperbole 95% of the dialogue is witty one liners) is that everybody always talks with pronouns, without fail because they want to be super mysterious and drag out revelations and such. It's so forced the dialogue quality noticeably drops when they do, which I suppose is an achievement because the usual quality is beyond awful. Even though they released trailers showing that the main character was Marcus' son they still refused to have the character say he was Marcus' son until the 'big reveal" that he was. I mean, what did they expect when the trailer has the guy scream "Dad" and then cut to Marcus? That people wouldn't recognize Marcus? It's probably the worst marketing failure I've seen in years.

tl;dr the writing in the game is the worst I've seen in a game for probably a decade. Usually the writing is passable and the voice acting is terrible but it's the other way around in Gears 4. Seriously the writing is somewhere around Resident Evil engrish level in quality. If you're thinking of buying the game, rent it first and make sure you like the multiplayer gameplay because you will not like the story.
#13 - lordbroldamort (10/18/2016) [-]
im gonna have to disagree with you on the campaign there champ. now i will admit going into it i was pretty skeptical that it would live up to my expectations, cause gears 3 was an enjoyable and heartfelt campaign. was it a little boring in the beginning? most definitely just the first part alone was really one of my least favorites of all the gears. but that being said it picked up and i found myself enjoying the game more and more.

now the 3 NEW main characters, are just that new clean slates, which a lot of people are probably not gonna like because theyre not "delta squad". theres no cole train, no baird, no dom and no marcus. you get JD, Kait, and Del. all of which we know very little about. were some of the one liners cheesy, yeah they were, but i felt that they really made at least JD and Del seem very much like friends with their bickering. i said 3 because Marcus fucking Fenix is a main character.

Overall i think that many people arent really pleased with Gears 4 because theyre thinking of it in terms of gears 1,2, and 3. where you have one linear story with characters who you grew to like. its essentially a new game about new people set in the same world as before with some overlapping characters. Rent it and try it out, but i liked it.
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#15 - tacolishous (10/18/2016) [-]
I think my opinion is relatively unbiased because I've only ever played Gears 3. I legitimately think the writing is awful, not because I'm disappointed in the new characters or game, but because I think it's completely terrible and should be better.

Who can have their father be kidnapped by a monster and take a long ass time to rescue him, knowing he's probably suffocating/drowning in some weird as pod thing, and just make jokes and witty comments constantly. Yeah you can say he's trying not to think about it, but you need to show that. They never did (as far as I know; like I said I haven't seen the entire thing, I couldn't take the bad writing anymore.)

That's what I mean by it being unrealistic and them not having emotion, outside of cutscenes, even in their dialogue, they're just being witty and making jokes. Then they get to a cutscene, have a bit of emotion, and then go back to wit and jokes. The MC's not worried about Marcus, the girl just forgets about how her mother is probably dead, and they all forget about the villagers. They were never mentioned after they reached Marcus.
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#19 - zerpderp (10/18/2016) [-]
I don't agree in that the story was complete shit or the dialogue was crap it wasn't amazing and there are alot of holes and questions in it, but you have to remember this is a completely new story for the gears saga under a completely new company that honestly is trying it's best to make a good game. The dialogue was weak i will agree they focused heavily on keeping things a mystery or a secret when you could easily put 2 and 2 together. JD and dell though showed a obvious brothers type of bond and i enjoyed it. it was like marcus and dom's brother hood, but instead of being born from blood and battle like theirs JD and Dell were from childhood and growing up. It did get annoying at times when the game didn't try to make it seem like the events happening were a big threat i mean fuck how the hell did half of that stuff happen and nobody knew a thing at all until they noticed people were missing. Course though i was craving that itch of the grittiness and death that the original gears brought to the table that feeling of fighting just for another day never resting never stopping always having to fight a battle that seemed already lost.
Though i honestly enjoyed gears of war 4 was it a master piece no, but it did its main job right and it set the stage perfectly and honestly i'm hooked into this new series I'm looking forward to how this story plays out. I also hope that they split up the campaign in future games so you have missions where you play as old delta and JD's squad. because be honest who doesn't want to hear old grouchy delta and old still over excited cole train.
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#8 - tehavatar (10/17/2016) [-]
did you play gears 3
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#9 - fauxgladiator (10/18/2016) [-]
yes, a shit ton, granted it was quite a few years ago
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#11 - tehavatar (10/18/2016) [-]
ok well there arent really any differences..
#10 - Know where I can read them in english?  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2016 on Re:Zero in a nutshell 0
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#14 - justkarasu (09/23/2016) [-]
translationchicken.com/ the only one I found so far
#172 - **fauxgladiator used "*roll 1, 00-40*"** **fauxgladiator ro…  [+] (1 reply) 08/27/2016 on Your stand is ..... 0
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#173 - fauxgladiator (08/27/2016) [-]
Hell ya, pepe