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Date Signed Up:10/11/2012
Last Login:12/21/2015
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#36 - haha, he still has a wish. He simply asked the genie " ca… 11/29/2012 on Genies are dicks. +34
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2012 on laughing dog +22
#5 - dedaluminus (11/29/2012) [-]
MFW left testicleS
#6 - fatzanzy (11/29/2012) [-]
it wasn't a typo, don't jump to conclusions my friend
#10 - morbidbreath (11/29/2012) [-]
#51 - masterfluffydubs (11/29/2012) [-]
TWO!?
#4 - disturbedmaster (11/29/2012) [-]
HAAAAAAAAAAAA LMFAO SO MUCH WIN did you make that yourself ?
#49 - bitch please, like i didn't already know that 11/27/2012 on parents on facebook 0
#15 - woof  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on When the dogs given a mobile. +2
#16 - heilshit (11/26/2012) [-]
exactly what I was thinking
#2 - Picture 11/26/2012 on box of chocolates +8
#5 - don't throw your son in there, I can take care of him for you 11/26/2012 on wut would it /b/? +4
#6 - Picture 11/26/2012 on Wat dafuq? 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on Wat dafuq? 0
#6 - fatzanzy (11/26/2012) [-]
#2 - and you wonder why the pigeons hate us 11/26/2012 on You've got mail! +27
#13 - It's not a cherry, he tried to steal my nut!  [+] (8 new replies) 11/26/2012 on Relax +9
#16 - reican (11/26/2012) [-]
how adorable
#45 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
i love you reican, i must love you
#28 - justakewldewd (11/26/2012) [-]
Mantis? Jumping Spider?
#36 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
I believe it is a mantis shrimp, known for being able to punch incredibly fast, requiring bullet proof glass cases
#40 - justakewldewd (11/26/2012) [-]
Sounds like a pistol shrimp, but rather than punching a pistol shrimp closes their claw incredibly fast and incapacitates their prey with a high speed jet of water and sonic impact.

Amazingly both strike so fast that temperatures reach into the thousands of degrees Celsius and actually produce light on impact. That's badass.
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#130 - wambamthankyoumam (11/26/2012) [-]
pistol shrimp are fucking awesome
#264 - justakewldewd (11/27/2012) [-]
#25 - wholesomeburn (11/26/2012) [-]