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#27 - Yea I was afraid that they would be some retards. 11/25/2014 on All hail the Patriarchy! 0
#15 - What are they protesting for?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on All hail the Patriarchy! 0
User avatar #18 - schmitty (11/25/2014) [-]
They're part a sect of Judaism mixed with Islam. You typically see them in big cities, I saw them a bunch when I was in NYC. They basically just present a case that everyone that is important in the bible was black and that God is black and that black people are the true inhertitants of the earth. From what I've seen and from what was shown in the video, they hate America and all white people and want to black people to "rise up" and take over the world.
User avatar #27 - fatmanxxxx (11/25/2014) [-]
Yea I was afraid that they would be some retards.
#11 - Grab a weapon and hold up till it's over. 11/25/2014 on Can't Flim Flam the Wilman +8
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#31 - Seriously dude where the **** have you been.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on The IGDA is blocking pro-GG... +8
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#115 - Studio C's still awesome. 11/22/2014 on I have never laughed so much +1
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#291 - God damm i whished i never did this.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on [Cancer] the Hedgehog 0
User avatar #297 - speacher (11/21/2014) [-]
HI Caleb!
User avatar #390 - fatmanxxxx (11/21/2014) [-]
#66 - Yea sorry meant to put orion somehow put omega. 11/16/2014 on how times have changed +1
#8 - Fun fact about Sgt. Johnson for you who don't know that he was…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/15/2014 on how times have changed +37
User avatar #157 - sspacecore (11/16/2014) [-]
That is also the reason he didn't die during the explosion of the first halo, his DNA was modified and therefore unrecognized by the "blast", which was actually just a very contained and explosive version of what the halo was actually supposed to do.
User avatar #120 - norkas (11/16/2014) [-]
It's ORION you pleb
#41 - rollfourexplain (11/16/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 3,035**

This ties back in with him surviving the flood in Halo CE. The Flood spores work by tapping into your spine but Sgt. Johnson has a condition that renders Flood spores unable to control him. There are two possible causes:

1) He once defended someplace with a literal crate full of plasma grenades. He threw all of them and the small doses of [something] from each alien grenade may have adversely affected him.

2) He was rumored to be a SPARTAN-I test subject (John 117 was a SPARTAN-II) where fully trained soldiers went through the genetic modification and training instead of kids. Johnson survived but it left him with a condition I can't remember the name of.
#83 - checkemtrain (11/16/2014) [-]
I think it was the condition of "Motherfucking chuck norris impossible to kill" Syndrome.

Only John and him have it I believe.
User avatar #138 - fzjoss (11/16/2014) [-]
But he god killed in Halo 3 m8
User avatar #146 - checkemtrain (11/16/2014) [-]
I know,but he was a total badass until then and he got suckerpunched anyways
User avatar #51 - biscuitsunited (11/16/2014) [-]
the condition you're looking for is "boyrones syndrom", it renders the flood cells incompatible with the human ones and the good Sargent basically immune to infection.

This was confirmed by Dr. Halesely in the book "first strike" to be the case, you were right with the plasma grenades
#52 - rollfourexplain (11/16/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 0,258**

Thanks. It's been ages since I last read the books.
User avatar #53 - biscuitsunited (11/16/2014) [-]
me too, I need to get my copy's back :/
#55 - rollfourexplain (11/16/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,472**

Do you know the differences in the re-releases of the original books? I know they fixed continuation errors like ships turning into different kinds of ships and an extra two paragraphs to tie-in Halo: Reach, but I don't know for sure.
User avatar #272 - biscuitsunited (11/16/2014) [-]
I really don't, I didn't know they re-released them
I suppose its good that they fixed the though, because there were some pretty bad continuity errors.
User avatar #14 - theguywithaplan (11/15/2014) [-]
Uh no. He was part of project Orion. Not project Omega.
User avatar #66 - fatmanxxxx (11/16/2014) [-]
Yea sorry meant to put orion somehow put omega.
User avatar #13 - haloexplain (11/15/2014) [-]
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