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fatamerican

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/05/2010
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:Amsterdam
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Content Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 150 Content: Faptastic → Level 151 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:105288
Times Content Favorited:230 times
Total Comments Made:1068
FJ Points:10925
Favorite Tags: are (8) | tags (8) | Gay (7) | FUNNYJUNK (3) | black (2) | Cars (2) | crashes (2) | funny (2) | vagina (2)

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#240 - Comment to share an interesting anecdote, get thumbed down and…  [+] (6 replies) 12/01/2012 on True Story -5
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#246 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/01/2012) [-]
How is it interesting? You just told us your 14-year old girlfriend's vagina was tight. Hooray for you.
nobody gives a shit
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#249 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
I was just trying to share relevant information. Jeez, funnyjunk gets pissed off for no particular reason these days.
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#251 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/01/2012) [-]
around here, if you tell a cool story about you getting laid or achieving success, you will get red thumbs. that's how it's always worked
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#253 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
There was once a safe time, but that was when rage comics ruled the land.
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#243 - venoshto (12/01/2012) [-]
and where is the anecdote? where is the interesting? where the fuck is waldo?
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#244 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
I just thought we all appreciated stories about consensual statutory rape around here.
#237 - Picture 12/01/2012 on True Story -15
#228 - Comment deleted  [+] (12 replies) 12/01/2012 on True Story -14
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#292 - skumbaner (12/01/2012) [-]
What did he say?
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#240 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
Comment to share an interesting anecdote, get thumbed down and called a liar. Well okay.
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#246 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/01/2012) [-]
How is it interesting? You just told us your 14-year old girlfriend's vagina was tight. Hooray for you.
nobody gives a shit
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#249 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
I was just trying to share relevant information. Jeez, funnyjunk gets pissed off for no particular reason these days.
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#251 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/01/2012) [-]
around here, if you tell a cool story about you getting laid or achieving success, you will get red thumbs. that's how it's always worked
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#253 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
There was once a safe time, but that was when rage comics ruled the land.
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#243 - venoshto (12/01/2012) [-]
and where is the anecdote? where is the interesting? where the fuck is waldo?
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#244 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
I just thought we all appreciated stories about consensual statutory rape around here.
#235 - anon (12/01/2012) [-]
haha, no you didn't.
#237 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
#35 - That one doesn't need a comma. It's just unfortunately worded.  [+] (1 reply) 12/01/2012 on A cautionary tale +11
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#48 - ilovehitler (12/01/2012) [-]
It could be used like "Help your uncle, Jack, off his horse.

But you would have to pause at the commas, and many people don't.
Maybe you should just say "Help your uncle off his horse."
#15 - Because My American Cousin is a classic  [+] (1 reply) 11/30/2012 on would not recommend +11
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#16 - rolston (11/30/2012) [-]
well played