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#457 - **fancys used "*roll picture*"** **fancys rolled image ** 13 hours ago on What really killed the... 0
#639 - Will do over a course of a week or so. 13 hours ago on Let's get swole 0
#637 - **fancys used "*roll 1, 0-500*"** **fancys rolls 246**  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Let's get swole 0
User avatar #639 - fancys (13 hours ago) [-]
Will do over a course of a week or so.
#22 - Thanks Mr. Skeleton man 14 hours ago on When you forget to thank mr... +2
#92 - I bet none of them (excluding the first one) even are girls. 15 hours ago on Hi +18
#25 - Touch the cow Do it now 07/31/2015 on Digimon +3
#20 - >White people be like 07/31/2015 on White people be like 0
#59 - Turts are much easier to take care of. Just go down to your lo… 07/31/2015 on Everyone. Meet Frank. 0
#49 - Same for you, no idea how to take care of cats.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Everyone. Meet Frank. +1
#51 - Dember (07/31/2015) [-]
Well, for if/when you graduate to felines, I strongly recommend a dawn dish soap bath and thorough drying to remove fleas, and when bottle-feeding, kitten-sized bottles and milk replacement formula can be bought at any Walmart, Target or pet store. Small syringes with no needles can work as a substitute bottle in a pinch.

You can also use goat milk (we do a mix of both), but not cow milk because they are lactose intolerant and it will give them diarrhea to the point of being life-threatening from dehydration. Also never feed them on their backs, because the fluid can go into their lungs and cause respiratory infections which are usually fatal.

They have to be fed at least ever 1 to 3 hours until they're old enough to begin eating mushy solid foods, like canned food or soaked kibble mashed with a fork or pureed in a blender. Once they get teeth, normal canned cat food or kibble works fine.

Also make sure the umbilical cords are fully removed from their bellies, or they can become badly infected - sometimes it's too late if they've already hardened rather than falling off, in which case the best hope might be a veterinarian.

The same all holds true for puppies too actually.

It's time consuming but well worth it - bottle baby kittens (and puppies) grow up to be by far the most lovable, clingy little things you could ever imagine. c:
#59 - fancys (07/31/2015) [-]
Turts are much easier to take care of. Just go down to your local petstore, and get the recomended food for the type of turt you have (Blood worms tend to be the usual for me), and put in a few at a time. That and a leaf of lettuce tends to work well.
However the hard part is brushing their shells, especially if they're snappers. Brushing isn't entirely necessary, but it keeps them clean, and a whole lot less smelly.

Baby birds are the worst; they have to be kept in the incubator for roughly the first few days or so, and they have to be fed every half hour for a week. Again, the food varies from bird to bird, but if you have a rescue or rehab center, try to call them before the egg is even hatched. Both times I've hatched a bird, the center was closed for the weekend.
I've also hatched lizards, but those are a different story entirely, because they're pretty independent for the most part.
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