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#123 - I didn't realize i needed these in my life 10/27/2014 on Zelda Related Wallpapers 0
#2 - We can fill it ourselves by DJing ourselves.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on New Way to Party 0
#3 - mienkampf (10/22/2014) [-]
Completely agreed dane thread
#187 - I knew there was something hot about it 10/21/2014 on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... 0
#58 - Especially because Tywin Lannister was in it. 10/19/2014 on Top kek +1
#57 - I enjoyed it. 10/19/2014 on Top kek +1
#130 - They need to Balance **** out is what they need t… 09/28/2014 on CARD GAMES -1
#126 - Except that cards from older sets of Magic are still validly u…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2014 on CARD GAMES 0
User avatar #128 - schneidend (09/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, it got better. What, would you like Konami to go back in fucking time and retroactively make its first five or so sets better to match?

I'm working on a Innistrad-themed EDH deck, my first, actually. Black, blue, and green. Mostly new cards, since I gave away my old stuff when I was like 13. Zombies. Zombies everywhere. Also 40/40+ Splinterfright and shit.
#134 - Stevethewizard (09/28/2014) [-]
I made a deck with a similar theme. Fuckton of zombies, with Grimgrin as the captain. It eventually evolved (like every good EDH deck does) when I picked up a copy of Thraximundar.
Now, if you don't know about Thrax, he's just fun. He's a 7 drop 6/6 Zombie Assassin with Haste. If that alone weren't enough, his effect forces the opponent he's attacking to sacrifice a creature when he declares an attack. What's even better is that whenever a creature is sacrificed, he gets a +1/+1 counter. Which means that, assuming he attacks a player with a creature on the turn he's summoned, he comes out of the gate as a 7/7 and they are out at least one creature.
His colour combination also lends itself to much dickishness. He's a Grixis commander, meaning you get the offensive power of Red, the utility and destruction from Black, and the ridiculous shit from Blue. Or, you could do what I did and ignore the traditional utilization of each of the colours and focus on throwing in as many combos and contingencies as possible.
For example: Krenko, Mob Boss. He's a relatively useful creature on his own, and fairly powerful in his own right. He's a 3/3 Goblin Warrior that can tap to make a Goblin token for each Goblin you control. Add Intruder Alarm into the mix, and you get a combo to produce a kilofuckton of Goblin tokens. Add in either Goblin Bombardment (sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to target creature or player), some other sacrifice utility, or a board haste effect, and you win.
User avatar #145 - schneidend (09/30/2014) [-]
My deck's going to have Grimgrin, too, but the green/blue/black naga warlord from the new Khans of Tarkir is going to be my commander. I love Grimgrin, but I need somebody green.
User avatar #130 - falgabird (09/28/2014) [-]
They need to Balance shit out is what they need to do. Quit making more broken cards. Its spiralling out of control.

As for a Themed EDH deck, that can get dangerous, but fun. You'll want to look into getting alot of stuff from the Golgari and Dimir guilds from Return to Ravnica, as well as a couple of the Liliana Vess planeswalkers. And a Vraska the Unseen wouldnt be a bad idea in there either
#117 - Faggots can't play a man's card game.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2014 on CARD GAMES +3
User avatar #125 - schneidend (09/28/2014) [-]
In Yugioh's defense, it's become more and more on MTG's level of complexity and depth as the years go by. Still, MTG master race.
User avatar #126 - falgabird (09/28/2014) [-]
Except that cards from older sets of Magic are still validly useful where you have absolutely no chance of using a Warrior Toolbox deck against this XYZ shit.

EDH FTW
User avatar #128 - schneidend (09/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, it got better. What, would you like Konami to go back in fucking time and retroactively make its first five or so sets better to match?

I'm working on a Innistrad-themed EDH deck, my first, actually. Black, blue, and green. Mostly new cards, since I gave away my old stuff when I was like 13. Zombies. Zombies everywhere. Also 40/40+ Splinterfright and shit.
#134 - Stevethewizard (09/28/2014) [-]
I made a deck with a similar theme. Fuckton of zombies, with Grimgrin as the captain. It eventually evolved (like every good EDH deck does) when I picked up a copy of Thraximundar.
Now, if you don't know about Thrax, he's just fun. He's a 7 drop 6/6 Zombie Assassin with Haste. If that alone weren't enough, his effect forces the opponent he's attacking to sacrifice a creature when he declares an attack. What's even better is that whenever a creature is sacrificed, he gets a +1/+1 counter. Which means that, assuming he attacks a player with a creature on the turn he's summoned, he comes out of the gate as a 7/7 and they are out at least one creature.
His colour combination also lends itself to much dickishness. He's a Grixis commander, meaning you get the offensive power of Red, the utility and destruction from Black, and the ridiculous shit from Blue. Or, you could do what I did and ignore the traditional utilization of each of the colours and focus on throwing in as many combos and contingencies as possible.
For example: Krenko, Mob Boss. He's a relatively useful creature on his own, and fairly powerful in his own right. He's a 3/3 Goblin Warrior that can tap to make a Goblin token for each Goblin you control. Add Intruder Alarm into the mix, and you get a combo to produce a kilofuckton of Goblin tokens. Add in either Goblin Bombardment (sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to target creature or player), some other sacrifice utility, or a board haste effect, and you win.
User avatar #145 - schneidend (09/30/2014) [-]
My deck's going to have Grimgrin, too, but the green/blue/black naga warlord from the new Khans of Tarkir is going to be my commander. I love Grimgrin, but I need somebody green.
User avatar #130 - falgabird (09/28/2014) [-]
They need to Balance shit out is what they need to do. Quit making more broken cards. Its spiralling out of control.

As for a Themed EDH deck, that can get dangerous, but fun. You'll want to look into getting alot of stuff from the Golgari and Dimir guilds from Return to Ravnica, as well as a couple of the Liliana Vess planeswalkers. And a Vraska the Unseen wouldnt be a bad idea in there either
#26 - **** flopped :/  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Dance Party and Your the DJ 0
#27 - magictheg (09/28/2014) [-]
#130100 - Hey bitches, since DJ Admin can't raise our dongers anymore, w… 09/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0

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#1 - JSTNBEIBER (09/05/2012) [-]
Ey bro, you replied to my comment on ''Source?'' Just kinda wanted to know what you said sense the 24 hour rule kinda deleted the content...so yea
User avatar #2 to #1 - falgabird ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
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