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#81 - warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for it's i… 17 hours ago on Underrated Movie +12
#110 - Germany has never had a stable democracy in their history. So …  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Poland /pol/itician gets... 0
#90 - First off, the content is talking about Europe. Secon…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Poland /pol/itician gets... +2
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#95 - commontroll (08/25/2016) [-]
Well, looking into the child marriage in the states, we've got some fucked up laws regarding it. Apparently a lot of states it just requires a judge's approval, not even ass backwards ones either, Washington, Oregon, New York... these states don't have any laws against even forced marriage.

Anyway, I mostly brought up those two to convey the fact that these are beliefs that the majority of the population of places like the US, Canada, and the EU frown upon. Polygamy I don't think is a necessarily evil thing, I also don't think it's really necessary in our society, whereas in their society it's used as a means of control.

Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that if these are the changes they're trying to make when they haven't even been in these places for long, then what changes will they try to make in 20 years, when their children can vote and outnumber the children of actual Germans or Swedes, of atheists, Christians, and Jews? Again, these are the people coming from a war torn region that was a shit show even before being war torn thanks to their culture and human rights violations. I don't think they're the biggest issue, I think the biggest issue we have at the moment comes from a political group that wants to disarm, placate, and force people to become dependent upon them. But that's because I'm in the states. The migrant issue, if not handled correctly now, will absolutely bite Europe in the ass, hard in the future.
#89 - All these people in denial. Amazing what the fear gog…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Poland /pol/itician gets... +1
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#103 - guillem (08/25/2016) [-]
Exactly. People think the world will end in a fortnight because of "da evil rapefugees" without being able to reason one bit. I do not mind the red thumgs, I'll keep saying it for as long as people are fearmongering.
#87 - So I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that you were never ali…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Poland /pol/itician gets... +1
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#88 - commontroll (08/25/2016) [-]
What? No, I'm talking about the Middle East you fucking retard. I was talking about what people view as a threat to Western Civilization. The Communist Threat and the nuclear threat were dependent on the Soviet Union still existing. But the threat of migrants overrunning Europe is a threat that relies upon only one thing: war in the Middle East. As more flee their homelands, more and more European nations (whose residents don't really like to have kids) see their homeland become less ethnically European, and more Middle Eastern (as well as Muslim) with every generation. And already these minorities of the population are not asking, but demanding life to allow practices the West has agreed are wrong, like child brides and polygamy. It hasn't even been a generation or two. They've been there for a couple years and already feel entitled to having their way of life overrule the way of life of the natives.
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#90 - failtolawl (08/25/2016) [-]
First off, the content is talking about Europe.

Second off, child marriages are legal in the United States, thanks to Christians. And Polygamy isn't even a bad thing with consenting adults - also an idea pushed by Christians. I don't support child marriages, but to somehow add that to this failed perception to the "collapse of western civilization" that you fear-mongers push is preposterous. Vote and fix it, people will think you are a fool if you simply say 'all is lost the end is nigh'.

It really is easy to blame all societies problems on other people. When your entire political participation is shitposting and thumbing people on an unknown website, it becomes your fault.
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#95 - commontroll (08/25/2016) [-]
Well, looking into the child marriage in the states, we've got some fucked up laws regarding it. Apparently a lot of states it just requires a judge's approval, not even ass backwards ones either, Washington, Oregon, New York... these states don't have any laws against even forced marriage.

Anyway, I mostly brought up those two to convey the fact that these are beliefs that the majority of the population of places like the US, Canada, and the EU frown upon. Polygamy I don't think is a necessarily evil thing, I also don't think it's really necessary in our society, whereas in their society it's used as a means of control.

Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that if these are the changes they're trying to make when they haven't even been in these places for long, then what changes will they try to make in 20 years, when their children can vote and outnumber the children of actual Germans or Swedes, of atheists, Christians, and Jews? Again, these are the people coming from a war torn region that was a shit show even before being war torn thanks to their culture and human rights violations. I don't think they're the biggest issue, I think the biggest issue we have at the moment comes from a political group that wants to disarm, placate, and force people to become dependent upon them. But that's because I'm in the states. The migrant issue, if not handled correctly now, will absolutely bite Europe in the ass, hard in the future.
#85 - Some draft reinstatement in a greater threat to the world then…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Poland /pol/itician gets... 0
#100 - anon (08/25/2016) [-]
I go by THE LEATHER CODPIECE INDEX of war.

When the price of leather codpieces drop below the danger zone, war is inevitable.
"300" = every man is wearing a leather codpiece
"Star Wars" = Darth Vader leather codpiece
"Mad Max" = leather codpieces all over the place

The shiny black beetle-like exposed crotch bulges of men are the trigger to vast warfare.
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#94 - huntergriff (08/25/2016) [-]
It's the implications, that are a threat. This exact thing is one of the things that led to world war II. If this somehow sparks world war III, which I doubt, then it will involve nuclear weapons in some way.
#74 - So in other words, the world didn't end when a far greater thr…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Poland /pol/itician gets... +1
#75 - huntergriff (08/25/2016) [-]
That's not the point. The point is that the threat of nuclear warfare was always around the corner and that threat only ended relatively recently with the fall of the Soviet Union.

The shit in the content on the other hand makes it sound like yet another world war is about to happen which if that's the case, then we'll all be in a worse place than we were during the cold war. I'd even argue that this is a far greater threat than the cold war.
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#85 - failtolawl (08/25/2016) [-]
Some draft reinstatement in a greater threat to the world then MAD was. I mean seriously. get real. In the off chance that a democratically elected government is going to surprise attack somebody, Who are they going to invade? They are literally surrounded by EU members -Switzerland maybe?
#100 - anon (08/25/2016) [-]
I go by THE LEATHER CODPIECE INDEX of war.

When the price of leather codpieces drop below the danger zone, war is inevitable.
"300" = every man is wearing a leather codpiece
"Star Wars" = Darth Vader leather codpiece
"Mad Max" = leather codpieces all over the place

The shiny black beetle-like exposed crotch bulges of men are the trigger to vast warfare.
User avatar
#94 - huntergriff (08/25/2016) [-]
It's the implications, that are a threat. This exact thing is one of the things that led to world war II. If this somehow sparks world war III, which I doubt, then it will involve nuclear weapons in some way.
#53 - circa 1980 "There is no way that the Soviet Unio…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Poland /pol/itician gets... -10
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#80 - commontroll (08/25/2016) [-]
The difference in these examples is that one is a political entity, the other is a group of people from an incredibly destabilized region of the earth, one that politicians like Hillary and Barry Boy have destabilized even more than it already was from the Cold War era.
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#87 - failtolawl (08/25/2016) [-]
So I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that you were never alive during the Cold War. Only somebody not alive would say that Europe was more stable during the Cold War... literally the Korean DMZ X 1000.
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#88 - commontroll (08/25/2016) [-]
What? No, I'm talking about the Middle East you fucking retard. I was talking about what people view as a threat to Western Civilization. The Communist Threat and the nuclear threat were dependent on the Soviet Union still existing. But the threat of migrants overrunning Europe is a threat that relies upon only one thing: war in the Middle East. As more flee their homelands, more and more European nations (whose residents don't really like to have kids) see their homeland become less ethnically European, and more Middle Eastern (as well as Muslim) with every generation. And already these minorities of the population are not asking, but demanding life to allow practices the West has agreed are wrong, like child brides and polygamy. It hasn't even been a generation or two. They've been there for a couple years and already feel entitled to having their way of life overrule the way of life of the natives.
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#90 - failtolawl (08/25/2016) [-]
First off, the content is talking about Europe.

Second off, child marriages are legal in the United States, thanks to Christians. And Polygamy isn't even a bad thing with consenting adults - also an idea pushed by Christians. I don't support child marriages, but to somehow add that to this failed perception to the "collapse of western civilization" that you fear-mongers push is preposterous. Vote and fix it, people will think you are a fool if you simply say 'all is lost the end is nigh'.

It really is easy to blame all societies problems on other people. When your entire political participation is shitposting and thumbing people on an unknown website, it becomes your fault.
User avatar
#95 - commontroll (08/25/2016) [-]
Well, looking into the child marriage in the states, we've got some fucked up laws regarding it. Apparently a lot of states it just requires a judge's approval, not even ass backwards ones either, Washington, Oregon, New York... these states don't have any laws against even forced marriage.

Anyway, I mostly brought up those two to convey the fact that these are beliefs that the majority of the population of places like the US, Canada, and the EU frown upon. Polygamy I don't think is a necessarily evil thing, I also don't think it's really necessary in our society, whereas in their society it's used as a means of control.

Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that if these are the changes they're trying to make when they haven't even been in these places for long, then what changes will they try to make in 20 years, when their children can vote and outnumber the children of actual Germans or Swedes, of atheists, Christians, and Jews? Again, these are the people coming from a war torn region that was a shit show even before being war torn thanks to their culture and human rights violations. I don't think they're the biggest issue, I think the biggest issue we have at the moment comes from a political group that wants to disarm, placate, and force people to become dependent upon them. But that's because I'm in the states. The migrant issue, if not handled correctly now, will absolutely bite Europe in the ass, hard in the future.
#73 - huntergriff (08/25/2016) [-]
>implying people weren't worried about the constant threat of nuclear war between the Soviet Union and the United States of America during the cold war

>Implying the Soviets and America didn't nearly go to war back in the 60's with the cuban missile crisis

>implying the vietnam war wasn't a proxy war between the US and Soviet Russia/Communist China
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#74 - failtolawl (08/25/2016) [-]
So in other words, the world didn't end when a far greater threat happened?

Oh, and the soviet union and china hated each other in the 1970s.
#75 - huntergriff (08/25/2016) [-]
That's not the point. The point is that the threat of nuclear warfare was always around the corner and that threat only ended relatively recently with the fall of the Soviet Union.

The shit in the content on the other hand makes it sound like yet another world war is about to happen which if that's the case, then we'll all be in a worse place than we were during the cold war. I'd even argue that this is a far greater threat than the cold war.
#93 - huntergriff has deleted their comment.
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#85 - failtolawl (08/25/2016) [-]
Some draft reinstatement in a greater threat to the world then MAD was. I mean seriously. get real. In the off chance that a democratically elected government is going to surprise attack somebody, Who are they going to invade? They are literally surrounded by EU members -Switzerland maybe?
#100 - anon (08/25/2016) [-]
I go by THE LEATHER CODPIECE INDEX of war.

When the price of leather codpieces drop below the danger zone, war is inevitable.
"300" = every man is wearing a leather codpiece
"Star Wars" = Darth Vader leather codpiece
"Mad Max" = leather codpieces all over the place

The shiny black beetle-like exposed crotch bulges of men are the trigger to vast warfare.
User avatar
#94 - huntergriff (08/25/2016) [-]
It's the implications, that are a threat. This exact thing is one of the things that led to world war II. If this somehow sparks world war III, which I doubt, then it will involve nuclear weapons in some way.
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