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#7 - anon (09/18/2017) [-]

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#6 - The guy driving could have reacted but not very easily. I was… 09/03/2017 on nonsense comp 7 +6

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#4 - zekeon (09/03/2017) [-]

I think the guy who had the dash cam just wasn't paying attention, or was looking at the tire instead of the guy in front of him.

#7 - mookiea (09/03/2017) [-]

Danger had passed, he shouldn't have kept braking. I would have accelerated just because people rear end your ass. Still dash cam's guy's fault. But other guy should have accelerated just because you can't trust anyone to be paying attention. Especially on a speeding interstate where everyone is going 80.

#11 - kalendric (09/03/2017) [-]

The semi had already lost 1 wheel and you can see it dip when it does. And your dumbass thinks "Yeah, the driver really needs to pick up their speed and get right fucking next to that disaster waiting to happen"

#13 - mookiea (09/03/2017) [-]

Yeah, normally I'd agree, but it's evident you didn't take my whole argument in to account. He got rear ended so obviously stopping wasn't the right option, on the interstate with people going 80. Secondly he lost a tire, not the axle. Believe it or not it's called an 18 wheeler. Losing a single tire isn't a disaster waiting to happen. And he was in the emergency lane, 2 lanes between him and the semi. No, stopping on the highway isn't fucking safe. Every situation is different. It's more dynamic than 1 tire popping off, so obviously every other tire will too. Pick up your speed and get the fuck out of there. Speeding out of there was obviously the better option, this shit isn't black nor white.

#14 - kalendric (09/03/2017) [-]

"somebody else fucked up so obviously HE made a mistake." even getting rear ended, he likely survived. if you have to take your chances with either decision you make, it's fucking stupid to go with the one that can get you flattended by 30+ tons of steel and cargo. it's not about wheels popping off you fucking mong. look how much he tilted when he tried to correct his course. video ends before we see if he tries to overcorrect. way more shit can go wrong with the semi than some idiot behind you not braking. just because you're too stupid to see any other outcome, doesn't mean the driver in the black car made the wrong choice. There's a reason that the one who rear-ends is always at fault

#18 - mookiea (09/03/2017) [-]

Yet again you haven't taken my entire argument into perspective. You're twisting what I'm saying into things I didn't say. To the point you're straw manning.
"somebody else fucked up so obviously HE made a mistake." I didn't say this, so don't put it into quotes you fucking asshole.
Flattened how, is the semi gonna teleport over to the car, or will he drive into it? Like I said there is 2 lanes between him.
Of course it tilted when he corrected, they weigh 30+ tons of steel and cargo. Any shift will make it dip to either side. They have 18 wheels for reason.. It's something called redundancy. He didn't over correct, the video ran long enough to make this evident. People don't normally correct 3 seconds later, he's clearly still in-between the lanes.
I said it was the dash cam's guy fault "There's a reason that the one who rear-ends is always at fault" I literally said it was his fault. This proves you won't take my entire argument.
If he didn't make the wrong choice then why did he get rear ended?
You're the only one to fucking stupid to see any other outcome. You can only see the outcome of "if he accelerates then the semi WILL flatten him" you're fixated on this only scenario. I've said this isn't black nor white and every situation is different, which would imply I can see other outcomes. gee, nice strawman. I've discussion different scenario's, nor did I say it was impossible for your scenario to play out. I'm simply saying speeding up appears to be the better option as the semi stayed in his lane, there is 60 feet between them parallel, and he got rear ended because the guy behind him wasn't paying attention. Which I acknowledged several times. But by all means, continue this juvenile strawman arguments, continue to twist everything I say, continue with this cringy ad hominem garbage. Might also help to be just a little bit intellectually honest with your words and not so damn hostile. Because omg, someone see's the world different than I, this black and white little bubble I'm stuck in where only one scenario runs in my head and I project my thoughts onto other people and attack that instead of their core argument.

#6 - failmastergerg (09/03/2017) [-]

The guy driving could have reacted but not very easily. I was pissed at the guy in front who randomly slammed on his brakes after the tire was long gone (most likely to watch it go).

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