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fadetometallica

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox One, Xbox 360, PS3, PS2, Gamecube
X-box Gamertag: HoodedAnimal
Date Signed Up:3/08/2011
Last Login:7/27/2015
Location:Davis Monthan AFB Arizona
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#21 - In a conference just after the first movie came out he said so…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on R-patz +10
#33 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
Or maybe his contractual obligation to sell the movie in interviews only lasted whilst it was in theatres.
#109 - That was before humanity knew of Chaos, though. And as soon as…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Comp of the gods 0
#175 - iqequalzero (07/26/2015) [-]
He knew about chaos, the reason he banned religion was because it fueled it.
#26 - Nice misdirection 07/26/2015 on And his name is... 0
#45 - For $1,500 you'd be surprised how much game you could have. 07/26/2015 on Sexy Snowman +45
#50 - Perfect. This is the best video it could be. 07/26/2015 on /askamod/ had a lol, once 0
#193 - Looks like some **** Funhaus would play 07/25/2015 on God's Light 0
#92 - Saw them in Phoenix recently. Honestly the best show I've been… 07/24/2015 on Sweden Yes +1
#260 - Talk **** on strippers all you want, but you just don't…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/24/2015 on I can't hear you +5
#311 - coonseth (07/24/2015) [-]
>couldn't find a job
>refused to work at mcdonald's or wal-mart
User avatar #309 - vortexrain (07/24/2015) [-]
Does she ever *ahem* perform for you? Just curious.
User avatar #293 - capslockrage (07/24/2015) [-]
Selling your body for cash makes you a slut, whether you like it or not.
User avatar #294 - capslockrage (07/24/2015) [-]
"I won't work an honest job like stocking shelves or flipping burgers but I'll strip in front of random guys for money!"
#273 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
i didnt read all of this, but i personally think its really stupid that people look down on strippers. if you really want to look down on that industry look down on the hungry ass motherfuckers who throw money at them and make that business a thing. an attractive girls see's a way to make money and goes for it. i see nothing wrong with that. i dont really see how its any different than modelling really. its the same thing, just like the live action version. however if someone is a stripper theyd be smart to have a back up plan ecause that isnt going to last forever.
User avatar #406 - tomtomvdp (07/26/2015) [-]
I completely agree, there is nothing wrong with being a stripper. And calling somebody a "slut" for living a life with a culture of sex . seems very childish to me. The only thing I'd like to point out is this guy's posture on the subject.
User avatar #268 - tomtomvdp (07/24/2015) [-]
" She refused to work at a place like McDonald's or WalMart " " She couldn't find a job so she started stripping"

You realize that refusing to work it's not the same as no finding a job right ? Dude your wife wanted to be a stripper all along, or any excuse to show herself.
User avatar #270 - thatoneiranianguy (07/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I get the huge denial vibe from this guy.

If she just wanted to pitch in and make a little extra money to help her husband out, she's doing it because she wants to. She doesn't have to, nothing is forcing her to, there are plenty of other jobs she could have applied to has evident.
#263 - myyyninja (07/24/2015) [-]
Yeah mommy and daddy didn't buy shit for me and I don't live at home and I still think strippers are manipulative scum. Let's see how long your 'marriage' lasts. I respect a McDonald's employee 10 times more than a piece of shit stripper.
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#120 - Then it just counts as masturbation, right? 07/23/2015 on You 0
#230 - Kid must have been corrupted by Chaos. 07/22/2015 on Cop Stories - Fights +3

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#70 - slothminator (10/19/2014) [-]
Here. You can have this
#69 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #67 - fadetometallica (06/22/2014) [-]
You are best OP

Have another of the thousands of notifications you're probably getting of other people, like myself, being assholes and replying to these.
User avatar #61 - Dwarf (07/20/2012) [-]
I agree with that presidential post. <_< Seeing the hate you're getting makes me rage, so I think I'm done with FunnyJunk for today. Accept that request, dawg. :D
User avatar #62 to #61 - fadetometallica (07/20/2012) [-]
It pisses me off because Obama was voted in when he didn't really know **** about how to handle the economy, and now people talk **** on Romney because he has money. It makes no damn sense. That's why our economy is **** , this country is full of ******* retards.
User avatar #63 to #62 - Dwarf (07/20/2012) [-]
I couldn't care less who wins the race, but I personally believe Romney would be better for the economy.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Dwarf (07/20/2012) [-]
Also, all my rage goes toward Clinton. :D
User avatar #65 to #64 - fadetometallica (07/20/2012) [-]
I just hope we can finally get somebody who will work to set this country straight for the first time in a long time haha
User avatar #57 - rockwithahat (04/16/2012) [-]
Heeey Bro c: We haven't ******* talked since I joined funnyjunk... Shiiiit.
How've you been?
User avatar #58 to #104 - fadetometallica (04/16/2012) [-]
Ikr? It's been forever!
I've been pretty good. I'm signed on with the Air Force now and am just waiting for this summer to go to basic!:D
Hbu?
User avatar #59 to #105 - rockwithahat (04/16/2012) [-]
Holy **** dude. Air Force? That's no joke, HARDCORE. When did you enlist?
And just trying to finish High School, only two more years left.

User avatar #60 to #106 - fadetometallica (04/16/2012) [-]
I finished signing up and everything a couple weeks ago. I'm hoping to go to basic soon after graduation.
User avatar #54 - deanaj (01/26/2012) [-]
Thanks for accepting my friend request! :3
User avatar #55 to #100 - fadetometallica (01/26/2012) [-]
No problem, even though I don't know who you are!:P
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User avatar #52 to #59 - fadetometallica (09/17/2011) [-]
Do I know you?
#53 to #60 - assymcgeebitch **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#43 - RainbowCat (09/14/2011) [-]
**RainbowCat rolled a random image**

You must fap to this.

Unless its pony. Then you dont.

Btw. you've got a ******* awesome name 'Tallica's badass.
#44 to #47 - fadetometallica (09/14/2011) [-]
**fadetometallica rolled a random image**
But it's No-Faptember!D:
And hell yeah they are!
#45 to #48 - RainbowCat (09/14/2011) [-]
Isn't that November O_O

I saw them at Joe Louis Arena in Detroit on 13-01-09

Awesome Concert.

<-- Pic related. You know who it is.
#46 to #49 - fadetometallica (09/14/2011) [-]
Nope, it's a September thing lol. They have No-Fap November, but No-Faptember is better lol:P  
  
Unfortunately I've never been able to see one of their concerts. My dad's Air Force so we move a lot, and it seems like every time I move either they're about to come to the place I jut left or they just left the place I'm going to&gt;_&lt;  
  
Hell yeah! James is my hero!
Nope, it's a September thing lol. They have No-Fap November, but No-Faptember is better lol:P

Unfortunately I've never been able to see one of their concerts. My dad's Air Force so we move a lot, and it seems like every time I move either they're about to come to the place I jut left or they just left the place I'm going to>_<

Hell yeah! James is my hero!
#42 - fadetometallica (09/14/2011) [-]
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#47 to #46 - fadetometallica (09/15/2011) [-]
**fadetometallica rolled a random image**  
*roll user*  
*roll 9*  
  
Should be able to do all three at once
**fadetometallica rolled a random image**
*roll user*
*roll 9*

Should be able to do all three at once
User avatar #48 to #51 - fadetometallica (09/15/2011) [-]
How relevant lol
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User avatar #37 to #36 - fadetometallica (07/01/2011) [-]
Hell yes bro! That was one of the best music videos of all time!
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User avatar #34 - therecreator (06/30/2011) [-]
In reference to your "We're gonna find out who gives a **** about bigfoot! I will suck the dick of whoever gets that reference. AND I'll swallow."

Is this it? Fix the spacing

h ttp: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcGJJ-egB40&feature=related
User avatar #35 to #34 - fadetometallica (06/30/2011) [-]
I love you
It's relevant because I have Tourette's
User avatar #28 - rockwithahat (06/09/2011) [-]
Sup Bro!
User avatar #29 to #28 - fadetometallica (06/09/2011) [-]
Not much, how about you bro?
User avatar #30 to #29 - rockwithahat (06/09/2011) [-]
Ehh I'm chill! stupid bitches are calling my **** a repost /: OH WELL xD your news of today?
User avatar #31 to #30 - fadetometallica (06/10/2011) [-]
Not much except that I've gone up two levels since yesterday morning from level 6 to level 8 Bacon Lover because of two comments. One got 103 thumbs and another got 100, so I'm pretty happy.
User avatar #32 to #31 - rockwithahat (06/27/2011) [-]
Holy **** :O
User avatar #33 to #32 - fadetometallica (06/27/2011) [-]
That's alright, I've had an account for almost 4 months now and my new friend iamnotahumanbeing has had his for one month and he's already a higher rank than me. You should check him out in my friends list, his comics are awesome and he's bound to become famous on this site.
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#24 - Kleenexes (04/11/2011) [-]
Here you are, my good sir.
User avatar #25 to #24 - fadetometallica (04/11/2011) [-]
Thanks bro!
User avatar #26 to #25 - Kleenexes (04/11/2011) [-]
My pleasure :D
#1 - nipple (04/05/2011) [-]
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#2 to #1 - fadetometallica (04/05/2011) [-]
My first profile comment!
Now I feel special
#6 to #5 - fadetometallica (04/05/2011) [-]
lol, I'm running out of semi-appropriate reaction pics/gifs (I'm relatively new to FJ and don't have a very big reaction folder)
lol, I'm running out of semi-appropriate reaction pics/gifs (I'm relatively new to FJ and don't have a very big reaction folder)
#7 to #6 - nipple (04/05/2011) [-]
(I AM OVER 9000!)
#8 to #7 - fadetometallica (04/05/2011) [-]
You have no idea how funny it is to go on your profile page and see:
"Send mail to nipple"
"Block nipple"
"Remove nipple from friends"
#22 to #21 - nipple (04/07/2011) [-]
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