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Consoles Owned: Xbox One, Xbox 360, PS3, PS2, Gamecube
X-box Gamertag: HoodedAnimal
Date Signed Up:3/08/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Davis Monthan AFB Arizona
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#40 - This picture is my wife's friend. She's legal, but she didn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on bitches be like 0
User avatar #49 - deadlyfoez (12/22/2014) [-]
Name and address please. That girl is gorgeous.
#126 - Asian women do. Asian dads hate white guys being with their da…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on "actually happened" +1
User avatar #132 - bateking (12/22/2014) [-]
Top kek, goodluck mate
#72 - My Asian father-in-law later told me that he had legitimately …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on "actually happened" +4
User avatar #114 - bateking (12/21/2014) [-]
I thought Asians loved white people
User avatar #126 - fadetometallica (12/22/2014) [-]
Asian women do. Asian dads hate white guys being with their daughters. I think it's because, statistically speaking, I'm giving her a bigger dick than another Asian would. Also, it doesn't help that I don't speak Vietnamese.
User avatar #132 - bateking (12/22/2014) [-]
Top kek, goodluck mate
#404 - You're awesome and everybody here loves you 12/21/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +3
#90 - Well at least you have your priorities set  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on MySpace(3) 0
User avatar #91 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
I have to cum every 4 hours or It builds up inside of me a lot and it will build pressure until my lungs can't expand. Sam thing with my poop
#88 - You're right though. The military is changing. Seems like they…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on MySpace(3) 0
User avatar #89 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah my 3 best friends are in the military. One Marines, one navy, and one air reserve. If one of them ever got deployed somewhere and died for nothing I would be sad, but I could still probably jerk off that day.
User avatar #90 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
Well at least you have your priorities set
User avatar #91 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
I have to cum every 4 hours or It builds up inside of me a lot and it will build pressure until my lungs can't expand. Sam thing with my poop
#86 - Not a problem. 12/21/2014 on MySpace(3) 0
#84 - It's a bolt. Nuts screw onto bolts to hold things together.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on MySpace(3) 0
User avatar #85 - imadeanaccountforu (12/21/2014) [-]
I understand now. Thank you though.
User avatar #86 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
Not a problem.
#83 - You're not very good at trolling.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2014 on MySpace(3) 0
User avatar #87 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
i actually meant the main point though. but yeah im bored.
#88 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
You're right though. The military is changing. Seems like they don't give a shit about us anymore. They don't care about morale as long as we keep fixing our jets and making sorties. One of our crew chiefs died in a motorcycle accident last week and we didn't even stop flying for one day for his friends to mourn him.
User avatar #89 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah my 3 best friends are in the military. One Marines, one navy, and one air reserve. If one of them ever got deployed somewhere and died for nothing I would be sad, but I could still probably jerk off that day.
User avatar #90 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
Well at least you have your priorities set
User avatar #91 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
I have to cum every 4 hours or It builds up inside of me a lot and it will build pressure until my lungs can't expand. Sam thing with my poop
#70 - That's a bolt. I'm a mechanic on multimillion dollar attack ai…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/20/2014 on MySpace(3) 0
User avatar #75 - slothboner (12/20/2014) [-]
Of course you're a military fag, how does it feel to know the government doesn't give a fuck about you? You're literally expendable lol. I hope you die, and all of your other air force fag friends.
User avatar #83 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
You're not very good at trolling.
User avatar #87 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
i actually meant the main point though. but yeah im bored.
#88 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
You're right though. The military is changing. Seems like they don't give a shit about us anymore. They don't care about morale as long as we keep fixing our jets and making sorties. One of our crew chiefs died in a motorcycle accident last week and we didn't even stop flying for one day for his friends to mourn him.
User avatar #89 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah my 3 best friends are in the military. One Marines, one navy, and one air reserve. If one of them ever got deployed somewhere and died for nothing I would be sad, but I could still probably jerk off that day.
User avatar #90 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
Well at least you have your priorities set
User avatar #91 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
I have to cum every 4 hours or It builds up inside of me a lot and it will build pressure until my lungs can't expand. Sam thing with my poop

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#70 - slothminator (10/19/2014) [-]
Here. You can have this
#69 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #67 - fadetometallica (06/22/2014) [-]
You are best OP

Have another of the thousands of notifications you're probably getting of other people, like myself, being assholes and replying to these.
User avatar #61 - Dwarf (07/20/2012) [-]
I agree with that presidential post. <_< Seeing the hate you're getting makes me rage, so I think I'm done with FunnyJunk for today. Accept that request, dawg. :D
User avatar #62 to #61 - fadetometallica (07/20/2012) [-]
It pisses me off because Obama was voted in when he didn't really know **** about how to handle the economy, and now people talk **** on Romney because he has money. It makes no damn sense. That's why our economy is **** , this country is full of ******* retards.
User avatar #63 to #62 - Dwarf (07/20/2012) [-]
I couldn't care less who wins the race, but I personally believe Romney would be better for the economy.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Dwarf (07/20/2012) [-]
Also, all my rage goes toward Clinton. :D
User avatar #65 to #64 - fadetometallica (07/20/2012) [-]
I just hope we can finally get somebody who will work to set this country straight for the first time in a long time haha
User avatar #57 - rockwithahat (04/16/2012) [-]
Heeey Bro c: We haven't ******* talked since I joined funnyjunk... Shiiiit.
How've you been?
User avatar #58 to #104 - fadetometallica (04/16/2012) [-]
Ikr? It's been forever!
I've been pretty good. I'm signed on with the Air Force now and am just waiting for this summer to go to basic!:D
Hbu?
User avatar #59 to #105 - rockwithahat (04/16/2012) [-]
Holy **** dude. Air Force? That's no joke, HARDCORE. When did you enlist?
And just trying to finish High School, only two more years left.

User avatar #60 to #106 - fadetometallica (04/16/2012) [-]
I finished signing up and everything a couple weeks ago. I'm hoping to go to basic soon after graduation.
User avatar #54 - deanaj (01/26/2012) [-]
Thanks for accepting my friend request! :3
User avatar #55 to #100 - fadetometallica (01/26/2012) [-]
No problem, even though I don't know who you are!:P
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User avatar #52 to #59 - fadetometallica (09/17/2011) [-]
Do I know you?
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#43 - RainbowCat (09/14/2011) [-]
**RainbowCat rolled a random image**

You must fap to this.

Unless its pony. Then you dont.

Btw. you've got a ******* awesome name 'Tallica's badass.
#44 to #47 - fadetometallica (09/14/2011) [-]
**fadetometallica rolled a random image**
But it's No-Faptember!D:
And hell yeah they are!
#45 to #48 - RainbowCat (09/14/2011) [-]
Isn't that November O_O

I saw them at Joe Louis Arena in Detroit on 13-01-09

Awesome Concert.

<-- Pic related. You know who it is.
#46 to #49 - fadetometallica (09/14/2011) [-]
Nope, it's a September thing lol. They have No-Fap November, but No-Faptember is better lol:P  
  
Unfortunately I've never been able to see one of their concerts. My dad's Air Force so we move a lot, and it seems like every time I move either they're about to come to the place I jut left or they just left the place I'm going to&gt;_&lt;  
  
Hell yeah! James is my hero!
Nope, it's a September thing lol. They have No-Fap November, but No-Faptember is better lol:P

Unfortunately I've never been able to see one of their concerts. My dad's Air Force so we move a lot, and it seems like every time I move either they're about to come to the place I jut left or they just left the place I'm going to>_<

Hell yeah! James is my hero!
#42 - fadetometallica (09/14/2011) [-]
**fadetometallica rolled a random image**
#47 to #46 - fadetometallica (09/15/2011) [-]
**fadetometallica rolled a random image**  
*roll user*  
*roll 9*  
  
Should be able to do all three at once
**fadetometallica rolled a random image**
*roll user*
*roll 9*

Should be able to do all three at once
User avatar #48 to #51 - fadetometallica (09/15/2011) [-]
How relevant lol
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User avatar #37 to #36 - fadetometallica (07/01/2011) [-]
Hell yes bro! That was one of the best music videos of all time!
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User avatar #34 - therecreator (06/30/2011) [-]
In reference to your "We're gonna find out who gives a **** about bigfoot! I will suck the dick of whoever gets that reference. AND I'll swallow."

Is this it? Fix the spacing

h ttp: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcGJJ-egB40&feature=related
User avatar #35 to #34 - fadetometallica (06/30/2011) [-]
I love you
It's relevant because I have Tourette's
User avatar #28 - rockwithahat (06/09/2011) [-]
Sup Bro!
User avatar #29 to #28 - fadetometallica (06/09/2011) [-]
Not much, how about you bro?
User avatar #30 to #29 - rockwithahat (06/09/2011) [-]
Ehh I'm chill! stupid bitches are calling my **** a repost /: OH WELL xD your news of today?
User avatar #31 to #30 - fadetometallica (06/10/2011) [-]
Not much except that I've gone up two levels since yesterday morning from level 6 to level 8 Bacon Lover because of two comments. One got 103 thumbs and another got 100, so I'm pretty happy.
User avatar #33 to #32 - fadetometallica (06/27/2011) [-]
That's alright, I've had an account for almost 4 months now and my new friend iamnotahumanbeing has had his for one month and he's already a higher rank than me. You should check him out in my friends list, his comics are awesome and he's bound to become famous on this site.
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#24 - Kleenexes (04/11/2011) [-]
Here you are, my good sir.
User avatar #25 to #24 - fadetometallica (04/11/2011) [-]
Thanks bro!
User avatar #26 to #25 - Kleenexes (04/11/2011) [-]
My pleasure :D
#1 - nipple (04/05/2011) [-]
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#2 to #1 - fadetometallica (04/05/2011) [-]
My first profile comment!
Now I feel special
#6 to #5 - fadetometallica (04/05/2011) [-]
lol, I'm running out of semi-appropriate reaction pics/gifs (I'm relatively new to FJ and don't have a very big reaction folder)
lol, I'm running out of semi-appropriate reaction pics/gifs (I'm relatively new to FJ and don't have a very big reaction folder)
#7 to #6 - nipple (04/05/2011) [-]
(I AM OVER 9000!)
#8 to #7 - fadetometallica (04/05/2011) [-]
You have no idea how funny it is to go on your profile page and see:
"Send mail to nipple"
"Block nipple"
"Remove nipple from friends"
#22 to #21 - nipple (04/07/2011) [-]
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