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|Steam Profile:||Hooch I5 Crazy|
|Consoles Owned:||Xbox, PS3, PC|
|Video Games Played:||GRID, Fifa 13, Just Cause 2, GTA IV|
|X-box Gamertag:||Hooch I5 Crazy|
|Date Signed Up:||3/22/2012|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#945|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#710|
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|Content Level Progress:|| 55.8% (558/1000) |
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
|Comment Level Progress:|| 71% (71/100) |
Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate
|Times Content Favorited:||818 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1746|
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|#2105 - ( **** , I thought I had replied to this sorry) [+] (1 new reply)||02/20/2015 on Origin of your username||0|
|#2102 - Do you think they accept thumbs as payment? [+] (3 new replies)||02/20/2015 on Origin of your username||0|
|#2100 - It's not that, it's that I'm... constipated. [+] (5 new replies)||02/20/2015 on Origin of your username||0|
|#2098 - Hi Creator. [+] (7 new replies)||02/19/2015 on Origin of your username||0|
|#1362 - thamuz rolled dubs and gave me my username [+] (9 new replies)||02/18/2015 on Origin of your username||+1|
|#20 - The Tumblrette is wrong Hershel want it to be named Georgium S… [+] (14 new replies)||02/09/2015 on Return of Tumblr...||+145|
#53 - anonexplains (02/09/2015) [-]
*Herschel. Also, the official english transliteration of the actual god is Uranos (pronounced ooh-ran-os)
#45 - anonexplains (02/09/2015) [-]
The term "The Tumblrette is wrong" is thrown around alot these days
#55 - wrpen (02/09/2015) [-]
Actually, Uranus is the romanization, or the literal translation from one alphabet to the latin alphabet, of Ouranos, which is the greek titan (primal god) of the Sky.
The roman equivalent is Caelus, but most people would say it's Uranus because who the fuck's ever heard of a Caelus?
#58 - sinonyx (02/09/2015) [-]
"Uranus (/ˈjʊərənəs/ or /jʊˈreɪnəs/; Ancient Greek Οὐρανός, Ouranos [oːranós] meaning "sky" or "heaven") was the primal Greek god personifying the sky. His equivalent in Roman mythology was Caelus."
"What is anomalous is that, while the others (planets) take Roman names, Uranus is a name derived from Greek in contrast to the Roman Caelus."
|#33 - Picture [+] (3 new replies)||02/09/2015 on Game physics||+100|
#117 - anonexplains (02/09/2015) [-]
What game is this?
|#23 - My personal favorite. [+] (37 new replies)||02/07/2015 on Here, take this||+805|
#79 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
Not buying games because of the company is stupid. It's probably the most stupid thing you can do, you're denying yourself because of spite. EA are actually a decent company, just because they have enough business sense to make money out of DLC doesn't make em bad. I've never bought a piece of DLC in my life but I've bought more EA games than any other (FIFA games, Sim City, Crysis 3, BF3 just to name a few)
It's not an expansion pack. It uses the BF4 engine. but it's ground-up.
I wouldn't pay £60 for it, I'd get it from Amazon, it's £33, fuck buying stuff through Origin it's silly prices
This is the first time I've seen the animations. I like the game, it's fun, it's a new take on multiplayer which is much needed - I didn't buy BF4 because I was burned out on war simulators. Also I love how the guns are unlocked but you still need cash to buy them, it makes progression much slower and requires some thought on loadouts.
#146 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
Ha, just being honest dude. I should use more smilies. But yeah, it's not that it wasn't funny, it was that it just didn't really make sense to be a joke.
I'm blunt but as far as my name goes that's about Cuntology, the art of being a cunt to protect people, ie. no wrapping them in cotton wool and protecting their feelings, you gotta be harsh to some ppl otherwise they'll just skate through life being dumb fucks
#152 - jonball (02/07/2015) [-]
So you are somewhat of a themed account?
If so, i which you luck on your mission, but i doubt anybody on the internet will benefit from it as nobody takes shit told on the internet seriously and they are right themselves no matter what you say.
I guess my joke was dumb and i shouldn't have said it, but then again why not?
i am a cunt that likes a pointless discussion to times and see how others react to it and see how far they take it.
It amazes me how far someone takes it, but you weren't that interesting tho
#183 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
Nope not a theme account, just saying the name comes from cuntology, and I explained what cuntology is, a cuntism is when someone is a cunt to someone for their own benefit to protect them from their own stupidity - a theme account based around that doesn't really..work.
As I said, I'm blunt, it's just the way I am, I don't suffer fools.
You can say jokes all you want dude, it wasn't that it was a bad joke, it was that it didn't make sense. It wasn't an attempt at humour, it wasn't relevant - in the context of things, it couldn't be perceived as a joke, ergo it had to be perceived as a statement, and I judged it that way, as it was impossible to read as a joke.
It'd be like your nickname being "dick" and me saying, after you making a simple statement - "I see you live up to your nickname". It can't be read as a joke because you didn't sound like a dick in your reply, and it can't be sarcasm because you weren't being overly nice. At no point was there any way to link it to humour, it just seems like I'M the one who made the error, not made a joke.
So no, I've not taken anything any sort of distance, this is just me.
On a side note, I'm going to be generous and assume english isn't your first language, because if it is, you are one dense motherfucker
#82 - atomschlumpf (02/07/2015) [-]
Uuuh...no, that's not stupid. Boycotting a company because of bad business practice is a thing. You care the customer, you are deciding with your wallet.
EA isn't a decent company, they are trying to squeeze every last dollar out of their games. And no, I don't hate a company for wanting to make money. I hate companies that shit on their customers while taking their money although I have to admit it's also the customers fault because retards keep buying their games
They rush their games, publish unfinished, buggy crap, force shitty DRM, have shitty DLC etc. etc.
And no, DLC is not per se a bad thing. But Day 1 DLC is extremely shitty and cutting out content to publish it as DLC is, too. Not saying there aren't good DLCs, like Borderlands for example and Dark souls.
#90 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
What content was cut out of a game to make it DLC instead ? Most DLC is designed to be just that, and in fact I've found in practice that DLCs rarely add anything to the game, they're for people who want to extend it's life or try other stuff, but it is rarely something that affects the game.
Server issues affect all games, it's something that's impossible to avoid. A big game will always have shitty launches because it's financial stupidity to have enough servers to handle the load. At launch is the only time a game exceeds capacity, and then it normalizes out as gameplay patterns form, and this rarely lasts more than a week. To not have this happen to a massive game they would need on average 3x as many servers as they supply..which would become empty after the initial rush. It sucks sure, but you can't really expect them to have enough servers for such a small time.
And the thing about DLC is it's actually an important tool to keep games up to date. Games are a unique medium because no other medium requires people to keep working on it after it's released. Multiplayer servers cost a lot of money, not to mention keeping coders in pay because you can't just have them doing nothing waiting for issues to come along to be patched, so instead of just having patches, they sell content which pays for their time.
You gotta remember that game prices have pretty much stayed the same whilst producing and maintaining them has gone up SO SO much. Back in the day a game could be made in a few months, and because it was so basic, patching it was rarely a thing. But now games are massively complex, contain so many more things to go wrong, and also have an online community that needs to be managed. So you have game companies that could knock out a game in a few months, then go work on another, all with the same team of 10 people. Now you have hundreds of people working on 1 franchise all year, then a quarter of that team doing after-market work. Without DLC that wouldn't be possible.
And incomplete games are possible because of patching. If a company pushes a game back people go insane - there have been LAWSUITS because of it. Then you factor in investors dropping out, and a company would rather release a buggy game which can be patched later, rather than wait.
Day 1 DLC makes a lot of sense because not everyone is dedicated to gaming and wants everything, so you have some more out-there style stuff for the hardocre fans, that was worked on separately, and sell it to those who want it.
Sure there has been times where that has been abused, but the instances are few and far between. At the end of the day I can't think of a single game that was incomplete without the DLC
#204 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember anything wrong with Mass Effect 3..might give it another play.
Did it affect the game ? I don't buy single player games, I pirate em, so never noticed the DMC thing.
Sim City yeah had some major issues, that sucked. I bought it like 6 months after it came out though.
#206 - extremistavenger (02/07/2015) [-]
No it didn't effect the game, but that was a 100% a bitch-nigga move, I heard that the EA-Bioware merger wasn't as terrible after Dragon Age: Inquisition so maybe I have some hope for Mass Effect X not being complete garbage.
How was Sim City after the six month mark? Is it worth playing?
#209 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
Erm...hard to say. It's a great game, they really revolutionized it, without making it ridiculously deep, it's just a tad...boring.
But that's more on me than the game. What pissed me off though is the pirate version came out 2 weeks after I bought it, I only bought it because it hadn't been pirated ha
#80 - jedimage (02/07/2015) [-]
People who did play the beta said it did feel it was like an expansion pack
Also there is like a 1/10000 chance that these animations occur apparently.
If you're thinking of buying it, I highly would suggest that you wait for its release and listen to other impressions and reviews of the game to know finally whether its different or the same boring shit. Also, after the terrible launch of BF4 with all the server problems, that itself is reason enough not to trust EA,, supporting them when they have clear issues is like saying you are OK with them repeating mistakes.
#234 - anonexplains (02/07/2015) [-]
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