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#30 - I'll tell ya then. Thanks :) I've been working ridicu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on exploited's profile 0
#31 - sherlyholmes (02/08/2013) [-]
So this is Sadies... interesting. We get over it in ballroom dancing lessons... pretty muc veveryone attends them here...

Good night, talk to you soon:)
#28 - Fine. I just have a lot on my plate. Especially this …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2013 on exploited's profile 0
#29 - sherlyholmes (02/08/2013) [-]
I think I have an idea about what Sadies might be, but I will ask anyway:)

I like this video, it looks pretty neat. I would never be able to make it so good:)

About women... trust me, they are confusing. No need to try, they will hunt you and get you down anywayXD

User avatar #30 - exploited (02/08/2013) [-]
I'll tell ya then.

Thanks :) I've been working ridiculously on it. Hopefully it pays off.

Funny that you say that. Sadies is a dance held at a lot of America schools where the girls are the ones that ask the guys out to the dances. Who knows. I might get lucky haha.

Either way with or without a girl my life is fine. I like being preoccupied with things for me to do.

Also...Im really tied...talk to you tomorrow
#31 - sherlyholmes (02/08/2013) [-]
So this is Sadies... interesting. We get over it in ballroom dancing lessons... pretty muc veveryone attends them here...

Good night, talk to you soon:)
#26 - Hey! Your online! Just noticed, gonna type this up real quick …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2013 on exploited's profile 0
#27 - sherlyholmes (02/08/2013) [-]
Nothing much happened in the past mont. Lots of tests and lack of life, you know:)
Yeah, I am online just very randomly, as I have realised that I spend too much time here. However, I will check my messages time to time:) So, how are you doing? As busy as me, I see:)

I am glad it worked - it always does! XD
#28 - exploited (02/08/2013) [-]
Fine.

I just have a lot on my plate. Especially this one project I've had to work on for school. It's a competion for who can make the best music video. I think I have a pretty good lead in it. Here is a sample if you care to see.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi8IqY1tXFs

What do you think?

Along with that I've just been working and working. Straying away from women currently. Unlike last time we spoke. Yet Sadies is coming up so who knows. Do you know what Sadies is?
#29 - sherlyholmes (02/08/2013) [-]
I think I have an idea about what Sadies might be, but I will ask anyway:)

I like this video, it looks pretty neat. I would never be able to make it so good:)

About women... trust me, they are confusing. No need to try, they will hunt you and get you down anywayXD

User avatar #30 - exploited (02/08/2013) [-]
I'll tell ya then.

Thanks :) I've been working ridiculously on it. Hopefully it pays off.

Funny that you say that. Sadies is a dance held at a lot of America schools where the girls are the ones that ask the guys out to the dances. Who knows. I might get lucky haha.

Either way with or without a girl my life is fine. I like being preoccupied with things for me to do.

Also...Im really tied...talk to you tomorrow
#31 - sherlyholmes (02/08/2013) [-]
So this is Sadies... interesting. We get over it in ballroom dancing lessons... pretty muc veveryone attends them here...

Good night, talk to you soon:)
#66 - Sorry I've kinda disappeared. Have been really busy...like rea…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on silasdg's profile 0
User avatar #67 - silasdg (02/14/2013) [-]
Yes and no. Played Dead Space 3 modded my BIOS on my graphics card. Other than that it's work and life as usual.

Whats new for you brother?
#77 - Wow...you have swag fags over there to? The world isn't safe a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on sherlyholmes's profile 0
#78 - sherlyholmes (01/16/2013) [-]
Advice? Well... you can stay distant and if that doesn't work, you may try something of this (not avery fair method, but it works):
1) If you are talking to her, compliment another girl. (Not too much, or else she might get another wrong idea.)
2) Sentence like "You're such a great friend, I hope nothing changes between us" is also useful.
3) Do not write a novel instead of an answer if she sends you a message.
4) Be friendly, but keep your personal space guarded.
5) "Let's have a coffee" is a 'no-no'.
That's it, I suppose.

Yes. Swag fags. Swag fags everywhere.
#75 - If it's Anastasia then what is your favorite song? 01/15/2013 on sherlyholmes's profile 0
#74 - Why are your classmates so bad? How am I doing? Well …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2013 on sherlyholmes's profile 0
#76 - sherlyholmes (01/15/2013) [-]
They are bad, because they used to bully me for years, because they are ignorant, plainly stupid and most of them are swagfags, in one way or another.

I don't know what about your problem with art:) I'd just say 'believe in yourself'. Don't compare yourself to the others. Ray Bradbury, one of the most appreciated sci-fi writers ever said, that every new author is like an unknown element, different from the others, which just needs to be discovered. I know that it sounds like a cliché, but just because it's true and truth needs to be repeated.

I doubt I have a favourite film. I like Howl's Moving Castle, Yellow Submarine or The Men Who Stare at Goats. Pretty funny one!
#77 - exploited (01/16/2013) [-]
Wow...you have swag fags over there to? The world isn't safe anymore.

Thanks :) I really just want finals to end so I can keep pursuing art, i've been drawing quite a lot, nothing good though haha

I didn't like The Men Who Stare at Goats to much, the rest are pretty good.

I've been in a bit of a conflict though, that girl that I've been talking about...I have kinda lost interest in wanting a relationship with her. I'm definitely going to stay a friend, it's just I've noticed that I just don't connect with her in the way that I want. Though I'm worried I have sent the wrong message...I'm just planning on being a little bit more distant...any advice on this subject?
#78 - sherlyholmes (01/16/2013) [-]
Advice? Well... you can stay distant and if that doesn't work, you may try something of this (not avery fair method, but it works):
1) If you are talking to her, compliment another girl. (Not too much, or else she might get another wrong idea.)
2) Sentence like "You're such a great friend, I hope nothing changes between us" is also useful.
3) Do not write a novel instead of an answer if she sends you a message.
4) Be friendly, but keep your personal space guarded.
5) "Let's have a coffee" is a 'no-no'.
That's it, I suppose.

Yes. Swag fags. Swag fags everywhere.
User avatar #75 - exploited (01/15/2013) [-]
If it's Anastasia then what is your favorite song?
#72 - Lol, that was awesome. Schooling sucks, how many years you got…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2013 on sherlyholmes's profile 0
#73 - sherlyholmes (01/14/2013) [-]
How many? Too many. The next year I am finishing my high school studies and then I am expected to attend a University. Well, I just can't wait to get rid of my classmates.

Anyway, how are you doing?

#74 - exploited (01/15/2013) [-]
Why are your classmates so bad?

How am I doing? Well that girl I told you about gave me a movie to watch. The perks of being a wallflower...This is one of the greatest movies I have ever seen, and one of the few that actually made me cry.

If you get a chance. Watch this movie...you will not regret it.

Anyway I am studying for finals...feeling small in my arts career, as if everyone around me is making much better art and the walls are closing in. I need to start trying harder in school now. I just need to stop getting distracted all the time is all, one of my biggest faults.

What is your favorite movie? Just wondering.
#76 - sherlyholmes (01/15/2013) [-]
They are bad, because they used to bully me for years, because they are ignorant, plainly stupid and most of them are swagfags, in one way or another.

I don't know what about your problem with art:) I'd just say 'believe in yourself'. Don't compare yourself to the others. Ray Bradbury, one of the most appreciated sci-fi writers ever said, that every new author is like an unknown element, different from the others, which just needs to be discovered. I know that it sounds like a cliché, but just because it's true and truth needs to be repeated.

I doubt I have a favourite film. I like Howl's Moving Castle, Yellow Submarine or The Men Who Stare at Goats. Pretty funny one!
#77 - exploited (01/16/2013) [-]
Wow...you have swag fags over there to? The world isn't safe anymore.

Thanks :) I really just want finals to end so I can keep pursuing art, i've been drawing quite a lot, nothing good though haha

I didn't like The Men Who Stare at Goats to much, the rest are pretty good.

I've been in a bit of a conflict though, that girl that I've been talking about...I have kinda lost interest in wanting a relationship with her. I'm definitely going to stay a friend, it's just I've noticed that I just don't connect with her in the way that I want. Though I'm worried I have sent the wrong message...I'm just planning on being a little bit more distant...any advice on this subject?
#78 - sherlyholmes (01/16/2013) [-]
Advice? Well... you can stay distant and if that doesn't work, you may try something of this (not avery fair method, but it works):
1) If you are talking to her, compliment another girl. (Not too much, or else she might get another wrong idea.)
2) Sentence like "You're such a great friend, I hope nothing changes between us" is also useful.
3) Do not write a novel instead of an answer if she sends you a message.
4) Be friendly, but keep your personal space guarded.
5) "Let's have a coffee" is a 'no-no'.
That's it, I suppose.

Yes. Swag fags. Swag fags everywhere.
User avatar #75 - exploited (01/15/2013) [-]
If it's Anastasia then what is your favorite song?
#2661378 - Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww The past two weeks I've been talking… 01/13/2013 on sfw random board +1
#70 - Thank you! It is going fairly well, just noticed that…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2013 on sherlyholmes's profile 0
#71 - sherlyholmes (01/13/2013) [-]
Every girl can only hope for a gentleman like you. I am sure she appreciates it a lot. (She better!)

I am doing well, just having tests and no time for things I would like to do. Student's life, thou art a heartless bitch.
#72 - exploited (01/13/2013) [-]
Lol, that was awesome. Schooling sucks, how many years you got left?

Well I just want to help, even if she doesn't want a relationship I still want to talk to her. Shes fun to be around and skype with. I'm sure she has something for me, time will tell.
#73 - sherlyholmes (01/14/2013) [-]
How many? Too many. The next year I am finishing my high school studies and then I am expected to attend a University. Well, I just can't wait to get rid of my classmates.

Anyway, how are you doing?

#74 - exploited (01/15/2013) [-]
Why are your classmates so bad?

How am I doing? Well that girl I told you about gave me a movie to watch. The perks of being a wallflower...This is one of the greatest movies I have ever seen, and one of the few that actually made me cry.

If you get a chance. Watch this movie...you will not regret it.

Anyway I am studying for finals...feeling small in my arts career, as if everyone around me is making much better art and the walls are closing in. I need to start trying harder in school now. I just need to stop getting distracted all the time is all, one of my biggest faults.

What is your favorite movie? Just wondering.
#76 - sherlyholmes (01/15/2013) [-]
They are bad, because they used to bully me for years, because they are ignorant, plainly stupid and most of them are swagfags, in one way or another.

I don't know what about your problem with art:) I'd just say 'believe in yourself'. Don't compare yourself to the others. Ray Bradbury, one of the most appreciated sci-fi writers ever said, that every new author is like an unknown element, different from the others, which just needs to be discovered. I know that it sounds like a cliché, but just because it's true and truth needs to be repeated.

I doubt I have a favourite film. I like Howl's Moving Castle, Yellow Submarine or The Men Who Stare at Goats. Pretty funny one!
#77 - exploited (01/16/2013) [-]
Wow...you have swag fags over there to? The world isn't safe anymore.

Thanks :) I really just want finals to end so I can keep pursuing art, i've been drawing quite a lot, nothing good though haha

I didn't like The Men Who Stare at Goats to much, the rest are pretty good.

I've been in a bit of a conflict though, that girl that I've been talking about...I have kinda lost interest in wanting a relationship with her. I'm definitely going to stay a friend, it's just I've noticed that I just don't connect with her in the way that I want. Though I'm worried I have sent the wrong message...I'm just planning on being a little bit more distant...any advice on this subject?
#78 - sherlyholmes (01/16/2013) [-]
Advice? Well... you can stay distant and if that doesn't work, you may try something of this (not avery fair method, but it works):
1) If you are talking to her, compliment another girl. (Not too much, or else she might get another wrong idea.)
2) Sentence like "You're such a great friend, I hope nothing changes between us" is also useful.
3) Do not write a novel instead of an answer if she sends you a message.
4) Be friendly, but keep your personal space guarded.
5) "Let's have a coffee" is a 'no-no'.
That's it, I suppose.

Yes. Swag fags. Swag fags everywhere.
User avatar #75 - exploited (01/15/2013) [-]
If it's Anastasia then what is your favorite song?

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#32 - sherlyholmes (02/28/2013) [-]
What a crazy random happenstance has ocurred to me!   
A few weeks ago I went to the library, desperately looking for something to read, while I had no idea what would I like to read. I stumbled across a book in bright green cover Ten, kdo stojí v koutě (The one, standing in the corner). I have a week off now, since I am sick and so I finally read it. It caught me since the first page and I would life if I said it didn't touch me.   
There were a few good songs mentioned, one of them I knew as a cover version by my favourite singer Emilie Autumn. I looked up the original version and everyone was discussing a film you mentioned once - The Perks of Being a Wallflower. I looked up the original title of the book I read.   
And yeah, it was what I thought it was.   
   
Mind - blown.   
You were totally right about that story.
What a crazy random happenstance has ocurred to me!
A few weeks ago I went to the library, desperately looking for something to read, while I had no idea what would I like to read. I stumbled across a book in bright green cover Ten, kdo stojí v koutě (The one, standing in the corner). I have a week off now, since I am sick and so I finally read it. It caught me since the first page and I would life if I said it didn't touch me.
There were a few good songs mentioned, one of them I knew as a cover version by my favourite singer Emilie Autumn. I looked up the original version and everyone was discussing a film you mentioned once - The Perks of Being a Wallflower. I looked up the original title of the book I read.
And yeah, it was what I thought it was.

Mind - blown.
You were totally right about that story.
#24 to #23 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Lost my password, I'll get it back soon
#25 to #24 - sherlyholmes (02/07/2013) [-]
Okay, I am here!
Okay, I am here!
#26 to #25 - exploited (02/08/2013) [-]
Hey! Your online! Just noticed, gonna type this up real quick just in case.   
   
I've been really busy lately with my youtube, a music video, and school in general. So that's why I've bee gone. Give me a recap of your past month please :)   
   
Wish I could have found some time before this but I just kept getting sidetracked.   
   
Btw thanks for that advice on that one girl. I've taken it into consideration and it worked.
Hey! Your online! Just noticed, gonna type this up real quick just in case.

I've been really busy lately with my youtube, a music video, and school in general. So that's why I've bee gone. Give me a recap of your past month please :)

Wish I could have found some time before this but I just kept getting sidetracked.

Btw thanks for that advice on that one girl. I've taken it into consideration and it worked.
#27 to #26 - sherlyholmes (02/08/2013) [-]
Nothing much happened in the past mont. Lots of tests and lack of life, you know:)
Yeah, I am online just very randomly, as I have realised that I spend too much time here. However, I will check my messages time to time:) So, how are you doing? As busy as me, I see:)

I am glad it worked - it always does! XD
#28 to #27 - exploited (02/08/2013) [-]
Fine.   
   
I just have a lot on my plate. Especially this one project I've had to work on for school. It's a competion for who can make the best music video. I think I have a pretty good lead in it. Here is a sample if you care to see.   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi8IqY1tXFs   
   
What do you think?   
   
Along with that I've just been working and working. Straying away from women currently. Unlike last time we spoke. Yet Sadies is coming up so who knows. Do you know what Sadies is?
Fine.

I just have a lot on my plate. Especially this one project I've had to work on for school. It's a competion for who can make the best music video. I think I have a pretty good lead in it. Here is a sample if you care to see.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi8IqY1tXFs

What do you think?

Along with that I've just been working and working. Straying away from women currently. Unlike last time we spoke. Yet Sadies is coming up so who knows. Do you know what Sadies is?
#29 to #28 - sherlyholmes (02/08/2013) [-]
I think I have an idea about what Sadies might be, but I will ask anyway:)   
   
I like this video, it looks pretty neat. I would never be able to make it so good:)   
   
About women... trust me, they are confusing. No need to try, they will hunt you and get you down anywayXD
I think I have an idea about what Sadies might be, but I will ask anyway:)

I like this video, it looks pretty neat. I would never be able to make it so good:)

About women... trust me, they are confusing. No need to try, they will hunt you and get you down anywayXD

User avatar #30 to #29 - exploited (02/08/2013) [-]
I'll tell ya then.

Thanks :) I've been working ridiculously on it. Hopefully it pays off.

Funny that you say that. Sadies is a dance held at a lot of America schools where the girls are the ones that ask the guys out to the dances. Who knows. I might get lucky haha.

Either way with or without a girl my life is fine. I like being preoccupied with things for me to do.

Also...Im really tied...talk to you tomorrow
#31 to #30 - sherlyholmes (02/08/2013) [-]
So this is Sadies... interesting. We get over it in ballroom dancing lessons... pretty muc veveryone attends them here...   
   
Good night, talk to you soon:)
So this is Sadies... interesting. We get over it in ballroom dancing lessons... pretty muc veveryone attends them here...

Good night, talk to you soon:)
User avatar #22 - exploited (01/08/2013) [-]
Lord had asked people what there latest dreams were. I picked the one that wasn't to old and to...obnoxious.

Here ya go.

I was watching life through a camera, It was recording a women broadcast about some squid like animals that were being brought back to their natural habit after it had been polluted with toxic substances and nearly laid them to extinction. When the squids are let free back into the water everyone cheers at the success of them...I don’t know...swimming...Then it gets quiet, people start to murmur as dark strings whip back and forth in the water. They seem to get closer until they are literally everywhere. Black octopus that closely resemble the squid just much bigger start popping out of the water attacking the squid, eating them. They start climbing docks, whipping around everywhere at fast speeds. Most of the people run completely terrified of the sight. Then they leave as suddenly as they came. No trace. Just gone. half a minute passes until tendrils from the water shoot up around the dock and anything else that can give support. The tendrils are pink and red, a fleshy color. Up submerging from the water is the head of a pink bleeding beast with a round head and black spots for eyes. It rips its tendril stuck mouth open. The gaping hole is so big it looks as if it could swallow a pickup truck whole mistaking it as a moderately sized pilled. It then looms into the boat that the lady and camera are on consuming it. I then woke up...What does it mean? You tell me.
#17 - exploited (01/06/2013) [-]
For logans eyes
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#6 - sherlyholmes (01/06/2013) [-]
This part of your profile is too empty.    
...   
Problem solved.
This part of your profile is too empty.
...
Problem solved.
#7 to #6 - exploited (01/06/2013) [-]
Thank you!   
   
I need to find more reaction pictures/gifs of the things I enjoy, I have way to much random. I don't even know what this is from.   
   
Have you written any fanfics surrounded around Sherlock Holmes or Anastasia? I would imagine you have.
Thank you!

I need to find more reaction pictures/gifs of the things I enjoy, I have way to much random. I don't even know what this is from.

Have you written any fanfics surrounded around Sherlock Holmes or Anastasia? I would imagine you have.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sherlyholmes (01/06/2013) [-]
Your gif is from Glee. Use wisely.

Actually, I write only for ************ fandom... I want to try out Sherlock and Anastasia as well, but my English is not very good yet, and fanfictions in my native language wouldn't get many readers... and I like readers.
#9 to #8 - exploited (01/06/2013) [-]
dear god...I've used it so many times...what people must think of me...   
   
What's your native language?   
   
Now I must look up, I haven't heard of it until you brought it up.
dear god...I've used it so many times...what people must think of me...

What's your native language?

Now I must look up, I haven't heard of it until you brought it up.
#10 to #9 - sherlyholmes (01/06/2013) [-]
Well, actually I am Czech. Maybe you heard about it.    
   
And I doubt that your gif will be recognised by someone who doesn't know the show. I sometimes watch it, because... costumes. I like that.
Well, actually I am Czech. Maybe you heard about it.

And I doubt that your gif will be recognised by someone who doesn't know the show. I sometimes watch it, because... costumes. I like that.
#11 to #10 - exploited (01/06/2013) [-]
The Czech Republic! thank god I payed attention in geography.   
   
Was it hard to learn English? (tried to learn Spanish, failed horribly)   
   
thanks for the peace of mind.   
   
I looked up 						************					, I haven't the anime before. What is it about?
The Czech Republic! thank god I payed attention in geography.

Was it hard to learn English? (tried to learn Spanish, failed horribly)

thanks for the peace of mind.

I looked up ************ , I haven't the anime before. What is it about?
#12 to #11 - sherlyholmes (01/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Czech Republic. Not very well-known, but I still like it.   
   
Hard? I wouldn't say hard, because here, children start to learn languages very young. I know my English is far from being perfect, but I am trying. I also speak Spanish, Slovak and i picked up German this year. I really, really enjoy studying languages.
Yeah, the Czech Republic. Not very well-known, but I still like it.

Hard? I wouldn't say hard, because here, children start to learn languages very young. I know my English is far from being perfect, but I am trying. I also speak Spanish, Slovak and i picked up German this year. I really, really enjoy studying languages.
#13 to #12 - exploited (01/06/2013) [-]
Your English is good, honestly. I've always had trouble with language. When I was younger I had gone to a learning center for two years to try and correct my pronunciation when I was younger.   
   
Then I never learned cursive, and I was never the best at writing.   
   
I took one semester class of Spanish my freshmen year, first ever class I failed.   
   
There's some irony since I now like to write, commentate over video games for my youtube channel and make vlogs. My sister teases me about it all the time.
Your English is good, honestly. I've always had trouble with language. When I was younger I had gone to a learning center for two years to try and correct my pronunciation when I was younger.

Then I never learned cursive, and I was never the best at writing.

I took one semester class of Spanish my freshmen year, first ever class I failed.

There's some irony since I now like to write, commentate over video games for my youtube channel and make vlogs. My sister teases me about it all the time.
#14 to #13 - sherlyholmes (01/06/2013) [-]
I had to correct my pronounciation of Czech. It didn't help, I simply can't pronounce 'r' as normal people do. They make fun of it often.   
   
I think that it is not as important how you write, but what you write. i have good friends who never mastered even their native languages and yet they're great students, artists or whatever.
I had to correct my pronounciation of Czech. It didn't help, I simply can't pronounce 'r' as normal people do. They make fun of it often.

I think that it is not as important how you write, but what you write. i have good friends who never mastered even their native languages and yet they're great students, artists or whatever.
#15 to #14 - exploited (01/06/2013) [-]
I pronounce 'k' wrong, eh.   
   
well thanks for the advice, I never let anything it get me down though. I'm still striving to achieve what I want. Thanks for the vote of confidence though.   
   
MFW, nice gif.
I pronounce 'k' wrong, eh.

well thanks for the advice, I never let anything it get me down though. I'm still striving to achieve what I want. Thanks for the vote of confidence though.

MFW, nice gif.
#16 to #15 - sherlyholmes (01/06/2013) [-]
'K'? happens to the best of us. i know very few people who don't have a minor problem with pronounciation. One of the most awesome people I know actually has the same problem as me, but his speeches are brilliant.
'K'? happens to the best of us. i know very few people who don't have a minor problem with pronounciation. One of the most awesome people I know actually has the same problem as me, but his speeches are brilliant.
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